I Will Prove You're an Alien – Lyrics
Lionel
A farm boy weighing one ninety-eight pounds
Seems set in his place when working the ground.
But then in the gym
With a terrible din,
Forgetting the doors,
He works for his ca-ha-hause.
It made him glisten and gleam.
He was knocked out with some green ste-he-he-he-hem...
I'm a fink
And quite mean!
He's a strong man…
Oh, honey!
Smallvillians
But an alien.
Lionel
He eats nutritious… high protein. He gathers raw eggs.
No need to build up his chest, arms, and legs.
With no effort… Now he really knows of my plan!
In just a few days, I'll prove you're an alien!
He'll do bank jobs and hold-ups…
Snatch a purse with a jerk.
You can cut all the tension
With no hard work.
He'll make me a living I just cannot withstand.
Oh, in just a few days… Yeah, baby! I'll prove you're an alien!