JASON'S MOMMY
Jonathan
From the day he hit town,
he was trouble.
He was the thorn
In my young son's side.
Clark tried in vain.
Martha
But he never won her…
It was a shame.
Jonathan
Clark came home. He was so fried!
From the day she came home
What Jason got
Was a good football team
And a job, all right?
A load of junk!
Martha
He is a low down
Cheap little punk.
Jonathan
Taking Lana Lang for a ride.
ALL
When Jason said
He didn't like his mommy
You'd think he was a no good kid.
But when she threatened his life
No cash. What a plight.
Lionel
What a guy
Chloe
Made her cry
Jonathan
And she did.
Lana
The Luthors always shoved him,
I very nearly loved him.
I said, hey listen to me,
Stay sane and leave those stones alone.
But he hopped a plane
And left me here alone!
Jonathan
But he must have been drawn
Into something
Which made him warn her
In a note which reads.
ALL
What's it say,
What's it say?
Jason (VO)
He's out of his head.
Oh hurry or I may be dead.
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds!
Yaaaow!
ALL
When Jason said
He didn't like his mommy
You'd think he was a no good kid.
But when she threatened his life
No cash. What a plight.
Lionel
What a guy
Chloe
Made her cry
Jonathan
And she did.
ALL
When Jason said
He didn't like his mommy
You'd think he was a no good kid.
But when she threatened his life…
No cash. What a plight.
Lionel
What a guy
ALL
Woe woe woe
Chloe
Made her cry
ALL
Hey hey hey
Jonathan
And she did.
ALL
Jason!