Special thanks to jalskjdfaklsjfs for being my first reviewer. This one's for you!
From his garage, it's Totally Kyle!!!
Kyle: Like, one day, I was like, taking a walk, when like, I saw this wacky dude that was wearing like, a blue uniform and this like, really big sack, so I walked up to him and was like, "Dude, officer, what kind of gun do you have in there??", when he like, shoved this newspaper at me, and like, ran off, when my mom stuck her head out the door and was like, "Kyle! Why did you scare off the mailman?" and I was like... "Oh.."
And that was Totally Kyle!!!
Kyle: Totally!!! [resumes guitar playing]
Another strange idea that popped into my head out of nowhere. Did I mention that I loooooove reviews?? (hint, hint)