Story 2: A Big Switch! PART 1

By: Conan 16

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Author's Note: Well, I'm going on vacation, so I won't be updating for about five days after this story. Don't forget about me ok? Anyways, I bought the Incredibles DVD the other day, and it was just as great as when I saw it in the theaters. The only problem is that in the "Jack-Jack Attack" Video, Kari's mind was erased, and I made her freak out over Jack-Jack in my first chapter, whoops. Anyways, enjoy this next story.

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"Pathetic Incredibles! You can't stop me! For I am the Pundit Mastermind, controller of people's brain's and thoughts! Mwa ha ha ha ha!"

This new enemy seemed to have The Incredible Family right where he wanted them. He had the power to control their minds, and turn them against each other. Lucky for Mrs. Incredible, she was able to snap Mr. Incredible out of the Pundit Mastermind's spell before he literally crushed her.

"Again honey, I'm am really sorry." Mr. Incredible apologized.

"It's ok dear, really. Right now we have to keep focused on the fight at hand." Mrs. Incredible replied.

"Aaahhh!" Violet screamed as Dash continued to stomp her into the ground at lightning fast speed.

Mrs. Incredible stretched out her arm and grabbed Dash.

"Let me go you jerk!" Dash cried.

"Young man, snap out of it right now! Or you're grounded!" She cried.

Dash shook his head, and his eyes seemed to go back to normal.

"But moooom, I didn't do anything!" He whined.

Mrs. Incredible laughed.

"Wow! I didn't expect that to work twice in a row." She said looking at Mr. Incredible.

He just shrugged.

Frozone laughed.

"It looks like you could use my help on this one." He said.

"Perfect timing Frozone! Wait! Where's Mastermind!" Mr. Incredible asked.

Violet pointed to a giant pile of rubble.

"He's still up there monologuing." She said.

"...And I, will one day rule the world!" Mastermind laughed.

"This as gone far enough." Mr. Incredible mumbled.

Frozone formed a giant boulder of ice, and Mr. Incredible picked it up and tossed it at Mastermind. But Mastermind was to quick, as he jumped the chunk of ice.

Violet threw a force field around the ice boulder, and with all her strength, she brought it back towards mastermind. This time it was a dead hit. The Pundit Mastermind fell to the ground. He got up to make a run for it, but Jack-Jack spat out a giant fireball, and it knocked him out cold.

"Well done Incredibles, and Frozone. We couldn't have done it without you." The chief of police said.

"All in a days work chief." Mr. Incredible replied.

"Infidels!" Mastermind shouted, as he was being pushed into the back of the S.W.A.T. car.

"I will have my revenge sooner than you think!" He shouted as he snagged his power ring from the cop next to him, and shot it at the Supers. About twenty cops wrestled him to the ground, but Mastermind broke free, and got away.

"Dang! We almost had him." The Chief said, discouragingly.

"Don't worry, we'll get him." Mr. Incredible said.

"Bo...I mean, Mr. Incredible. You know the rule." Mrs. Incredible butted in.

"What's that hun?" Mr. Incredible asked.

"We were just shot with some type of plasma ray from a mystic ring. We have to get home, and make sure it's nothing serious." She reminded.

Mr. Incredible slapped his forehead.

"Oh, yeah. That's right."

"Don't worry Mr. Incredible, my men are on the Pundit Mastermind's trail." The Chief said.

When they got home, Bob and Helen checked themselves over carefully, and checked the kids out to make sure they were ok too.

"Really mom, I'm fine." Dash repeated persistently.

"That is so odd." Bob began.

"I mean, Mastermind put such an effort into getting his ring back, just to shoot a colorful beam at us that didn't do anything?"

"Well just to be on the safe side, I want you to call Rick Dicker tomorrow Bob, and have him hook the whole family up on that crazy brain scan machine and check us over." Helen said.

"Sure hun, I'll do that." Bob replied.

"Does this mean I get to stay home from school tomorrow?" Dash asked, jumping in excitement.

Helen sighed.

"Sorry, not this time." She replied.

"Awwww." Dash sulked.

"I'm sorry sweetie, but you've missed a lot of school lately because of injuries from crime fighting."

"Ok." Dash said giving in.

"That's my boy. Now go get ready for bed."

That night, Helen climbed into bed, after putting Jack-Jack into his crib.

"Goodnight Bob." Helen said kissing him on the cheek.

"Good night dear."

Right before she went to sleep, Helen felt a weird change in her body for a split second. She felt bigger and bulkier.

"Bob?" She whispered.

"Yeah Helen?" He asked.

"Did you feel a weird change in your body? You know for a split second?"
"Yeah, actually I did. I felt like my body was smaller for a second." He replied.

"Maybe we should schedule that exam sooner than we planned."

"Good idea Helen, I'll call Rick first thing in the morning.

The next day, Helen was wakened by a scream from Violet's room. Except it sounded like Dash.

"Dash! What's wrong!" She asked, only to see Violet in front of her.

"Dad! What's wrong with me!" She asked.

"Dad?" Helen asked looking down at herself, only to find that she was in Bob's body. Now it was her turn to scream.

Bob came running in.

"Helen! Violet! What's wrong?" He asked, he hasn't noticed yet that he was inside Helen's body.

"BOB! Look at us!" Helen cried.

Bob was shocked to see his own body in front of him, and with Helen's voice, and he looked in Violet's mirror.

"Oh my god! Helen I'm IN your body!" He cried.

"You think you two have it bad!" Violet shouted.

"I'm stuck in my sister's body! Ewww, this is so gross!"

"Dash?" Bob and Helen asked in unison.

"What's going on here?" Dash asked.

That's when the occupant of Dash's body walked in.

"I thought I heard screaming. Is Dash in my room?" Violet asked.

"Violet, sweetie. Don't be alarmed about what your about to see." Helen said.

"What are you talking about dad? What's in my room?... But that's m-me." She said pointing to Dash.

"Eeeewwwwwwwww! Violet's in my body? This day can't get any worse!" Dash cried.

"Dash?" Violet asked, slowly looking towards her mirror.

When she saw that she was in Dash's body, she did what everyone else did, she screamed.

"Oh my god! Oh my god!" She cried.

"Violet! VIOLET! Calm down sweetie!" Helen cried.

"Man! How can a guy get any sleep with all that noise? Where am I anyways?" A voice from Jack-Jack's room asked. It sounded like Lucius.

Bob and Helen looked at each other.

"You don't think?" Bob asked.

The four of them ran to Jack-Jack's room.

Jack-Jack was sitting up.

"Man, either I shrunk, or this is some wacked out nightmare." He said.

"Lucius? Is that you?" Bob asked.

"Of course it's me Helen. Whoa! You guys are huge!... Did I miss something?"

Helen picked Lucius up and showed him the mirror.
"HOLLY MOTHER OF GOD!" Lucius cried.

"BOB! Why am I in your babies body?" He asked.

"First of all, I'm Helen, Bob and I switched bodies. This must be the effects of that ray we were hit with yesterday." Helen explained.

"Dash and Violet switched places too."
"And I got stuck as the prince of dirty diapers!"

"We'll figure out a way to solve this problem. We just have to call Rick, and search for the Pundit Mastermind." Bob said calmly.

"How long will that take? How do you think Honey is going to react when she wakes up seeing that I soiled myself?"

"Relax Lucius, I'll call Honey and explain to her what's going on." Helen said.

"Ok...It's cool. Thanks Bob."
"I'm Helen. Remember?"
"Man, that is going to be so hard to get used to."

Helen turned to her kids.

"As for you two, you can't miss anymore school. This may be hard to do, but each of you are going to have to go to the other's school.

"Mom! I can't have Dash going to my school as me! He'll ruin my reputation!" Violet argued.

"Like you had much a reputation in the first place." Dash laughed.

Violet scowled at Dash and waved her hand to make a force field around him. Which didn't work.

"What's wrong Violet? Can't do this?" Dash waved Violet's hand to make a force field, but instead he turned invisible.

"Kids! Cut it out, and go get ready for school!" Helen scolded.

Helen called Honey Best like she promised Lucius.

"Hello?"

"Hey Honey! This is Helen. Listen, has Lucius been acting strange this morning?"

"Well, When he woke up he was sucking on his foot, and when I asked him to change a light bulb, he started to cry like crazy. He got his oatmeal all over his face when he ate breakfast, and he's been blabbing and cooing instead of using real words... No, he hasn't been acting any different than he usually does. Why do you ask?"

Helen sat in silence for a minute.

"No reason. I'll talk to you later." She hung up the phone.

"What did my wife say?" Lucius asked.

"I don't think you have anything to worry about Lucius." Helen replied.

"Kids! You'll be late for school!"

Suddenly, Violet came running down the stairs, and smacked into the wall.

"Violet! Are you ok?" Helen helped her up.

"I...Yeah. I'm fine. But how does Dash control this speed? I barely started to run, and I took off."

"You'll get used to it hon. Dash! Hurry up! We have to go!"

Dash was coming down the stairs. He was still invisible.

"Hey Vi! How do you turn this thing off?" He asked.

"It's not hard. Just imagine yourself as being visible again." Violet explained.

Dash stopped for a moment, and soon he reappeared.

"That wasn't so hard." He said.

"Good. Can I ask you one more question?" Violet asked.

"Sure."
"Ok. Why am I still wearing pajamas?" She shouted.

"I'm not changing! It's bad enough I have to be you. But seeing you naked! Gross!"

"Dash! This is ridiculous, get up stairs and change now! We don't want you to be late for school." Helen said.

"Just turn invisible while you change. Or whatever." Violet suggested.

"Yeah! I'll do that!" Dash ran up the stairs to change.

Bob entered the room.

"Helen! You have to get me to work or I'll be fired! My boss said I missed to many days as it is." Bob said.
"All right dear. But you have to get the kids to school. Can you do that?"

"Hey, I've done it before." Bob replied.

"Yeah! But with my help?" Lucius added, while he counted his toes.

"His help?" Helen asked.

"Never mind that Helen, I have to be in the office in about fifteen minutes."

"Ok! Ok! Is your job all that tough?"
"No! Not at all! Just answer the phone, transfer the calls, and all that good stuff. Don't worry it all works like clockwork." Bob explained.

"Ok honey, I'll see you later." Helen kissed Bob.

"Bye. Good luck." Bob said.

"You too." Helen slapped Bob on the back, and made him go flying.

"Ooohhh. Sorry sweetie! I forgot how strong you are." She hollered.

Bob got up, all dizzy.

"It's ok Helen... Just... Don't destroy the car."

Helen left to Bob's work, and Bob strapped Lucius in the car seat, which he disapproved of, and he was ready to take the kids to school.

"I still don't see what the big deal is." Dash mumbled.

"The big deal!" Violet cried.

"You mix matched those pink sweatpants with that lime green top! I don't wear either of those! Especially together..."

"So why do you have them in your dresser?"

"Because I got them from our aunt, and mom won't let me get rid of them!"

"Hey! Don't make me come back there!" Lucius threatened.

Dash leaned against the car door.

"I can't believe this. I was scolded by my baby brother."

Bob dropped Violet off at Dash's school, and just arrived at Violet's school.

"Dash, this may be hard for you to do, but please, try your best to act like your sister." Bob pleaded.

Dash sighed.

"I'll try not to ruin her reputation." He mumbled.

"That 'a boy. See you later champ." Bob waved.

"All right, it's just us guys now! That's what I'm talking about!" Lucius laughed.

"Oh yeah, a middle aged woman, and a baby who's not potty trained. We'd fit right in at the bowling club.

To Be Continued

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Author's Note: Sorry, but I have to end the story here. Please look past any misspelled words or errors, I only had a chance to check this over once. It doesn't mean I'm stoopid or anything. LOL

I hope you liked the first half, and I hope you stay tooned for the second half, which I'll put up when I get back from my vacation. Aloha!