Order of the Phoenix Rhapsody

Harry:
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Trapped in the muggle world,
In need of reality.
Is that the Order?
Please come upstairs and get me!

Ron:
I'm just a poor boy,
Not taking briberies,
Because you cannot know
What's going on,
Dumbledore
has told us so.

Lupin:
To 13 Grimmauld Place,
Is where we'll be going...

Harry:
...Why?

Lupin:
You'll see...

Molly:
Harry, how are you?
Have you been eating fine?
Have the Dursleys treated you right?

Harry:
Mrs...
Weasley!
I am fine!
Please stop crushing my spine,
I need that
To play quidditch!

Charlie:
That is a noble spoooort
That you do play!
I used to play too!
Catch the snitch,
Catch the snitch.

Harry:
Where is my dog godfather?

Sirius:
Harry!
My apologies!
I was forced to stay here,
I am cleaning all the time!

Snape:
Goodbye, everybody.
I've got to go.
I've got an important job and he don't!

Dumbledore:
Harry...ooooh...
I'm glad you're alright,
That way your prophecy can be fulfilled!

Snape:
I see a little moocher of a lazy man,
You mooch! You mooch! Why don't you just leave?
Voldemort is out there, why don't you just get him, too!

Sirius:
You-Know-Who! (You-Know-Who!)
You-Know-Who! (You-Know-Who!)
He will use the killing curse!

Fred:
I'm not a young boy,
I want to know the secrets!

Sirius:
He's not a young boy,
He wants to know the secrets!

Molly:
Of course not, he is much too young!

George:
Will you let me go?

Sirius:
Molly, they are not children!

Molly:
Blasphemy!
Only Harry P. can stay!

Ron:
Why not me?

Molly:
Why should I?
Harry has a right to know.

Hermione:
Why not me?

Molly:
Blasphemy!

Ginny:
He will tell us anyway!

Fred:
Let me in!

Molly:
Will not let you in!

George:
Let me know!

Molly:
Will not let you know!

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny:
Let me go!

Molly:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Hermione:
Mrs. Weasley,

Ron:
Mumsy dearest,

Fred and George:
Mum, why can't we go?

Mrs. Weasley:
Fine, you four!
You can stay if you stop bugging me,
I can
See I
can't win!

Sirius:
So you think you can keep such importanties from them?
So you think that you can keep telling them lies?

Lupin:
Oooh, Padfoot,
I think this really ain't smart,
What if they end up learning too much?

Voldemort:
What does it matter,
Nothing you see...
Tell me what it matters...
You will join the Dark Side with me!

Harry:
We will beat Voldemort...