Leon was on a mission to recover the president's daughter, Ashley. He was in Europe looking for her, but there was something terribly wrong with the area he was in. All of the villagers attacked him whenever he cam near them. Taking refuge in a nearby house to recover from dodging villagers, Leon ran into Ashley, or so he thought.
Leon heard thumping coming from a closet. Having his gun at the ready, Leon opened the closet door. Out fell a tied up man.
"Mmmphh!" said the man through the cloth that was tied around his mouth.
"Hang on," said Leon, as he rushed to untie him.
After he was untied Leon asked the man if he knew why the villagers kept attacking him.
"I do not know. They probably do not like you foreign devils," laughed the man.
Leon just stared. "Well, I'm looking for someone, maybe you've seen her."
"What's her name? What does she look like?"
"Her name is Ashley, she's the president's daughter, and I have a picture of her, hang on…" Leon searched through his pockets for the photo of Ashley. "Oh, I can't find it…"
"Hey! My name is Ashley! And my father is the president! I'm probably the one you're looking for! I was kidnapped and brought here!"
Leon laughed, "Nice try, Ashley has blonde hair, you have brown-black."
"It's dirty," the man nodded.
"She has white skin, you're tan."
"That's exactly it, you think I can stay white while in this sun?"
"…what about the accent? Ashley is American, you have a Spanish, or a European, or a whatever accent."
"I happen to think this accent is sexier, so I choose to use it."
"But Ashley's a woman."
"…" the man paused for a moment, "You obviously didn't look closely enough at the picture."
"…" Leon didn't know what to say, "Well, your story makes sense." Leon thought it over for a moment, then he decided, "Well, okay, Ashley, this makes my job easier.." Leon smiled.
"Alright, now we can get out of here." 'Ashley' said.
After Leon had delivered 'Ashley' to the President, he got a call. "Leon, the person you delivered was not Ashley."
"But he claimed he was!"
"But he wasn't, he fooled us too, for about two weeks. Apparently the real Ashley was just killed, they sent a video."
"What are you going to do with the imposter?"
"Well, he's more well behaved than Ashley, plus he's got that sexy accent, so the president decided to keep him instead."
"So…. I still get paid?"
"Of course."