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This chapter in the series is dedicated to Alliance THE for giving me such a great selection of reviews that I had great time reading. I hope Yami Adrian has calmed down -–my yami (YamiKITG) gets high on sweets also and we come up with our best ideas for funny fics when she is hehe.

Yami's First Time – Ice Skating

Summery - Soon after the swimming pool incident, Yugi decides he wants to go ice skating and drags Yami along for the ride. How will the ancient pharaoh cope with ice? Seeing as he never seen so much as a frost in Egypt let alone a huge rink of solid ice!

Yugi and Yami were eating breakfast about a month after what they had called the 'Swimming pool incident'. Even though Yami had actually enjoyed it in the end, Yugi hadn't asked him if he wanted to go again knowing that Yami really didn't want to face the waves and the black hole of a slide again. The memory of it did still make Yugi grin but only to himself as Yami was still embarrassed by the whole thing and seeing Yugi smile over it would make him feel bad and Yugi didn't want that.

"Yami what do you want to do today?"

"I don't know Aibou, what do you have in mind?"

"Well I was thinking that maybe we could go ice skating?"

"Nani? What is ice skating?"

"Well ice is frozen water and if you wear special boots with a metal runner on it and you slide over the ice. It's fun." Said Yugi grinning happily. He had been ice skating many times and was quite good at it. He also loved the feel of the wind rushing past him as he zoomed round the rink.

"Aibou I'm not sure, the swimming pool incident is still fresh in my mind."

"Well I can promise you Yami that there is nothing scary at the ice rink, it's just frozen water to skate around on, like this."

He went to the fridge and got a tray of ice cubes out of the ice compartment. Knocking oiut a couple into a glass, he took them back to the table and showed Yami.

"See? It's ice like we have in our drinks."

"Ah I see and you slide round on this stuff?" Yami was looking slightly less worried now and eventually he grinned at his little light.

"Alright Aibou, I'm game, let's go."

"Yayyy!" cheered Yugi and dashed off to find some thick socks to protect his and Yami's ankles from the boots.

Soon after, they were on their way and Yugi practically skipped along the path while Yami walked more sedately after all he was once the King of Egypt and skipping was not the thing to do.

They arrived at the ice rink and paid. Yugi led Yami to the place where they hired their boots and then through another door to the actual rink area.

Yami stared as they went through the door at the sight before him. There was a large oval arena that was covered in white ice. Yami watched as the people on it rushed round at frightening speed. He gulped as they sped past him wondering how on earth he was going to do that.

"Yami? Are you alright?" Yugi approached his dark with concern on his innocent face. Yami didn't answer, as he was too busy staring at the skaters.

"Hellooooo?" Yami called and waved his hand in front of Yami's face.

"Hmm? You say something Aibou?" Yami looked at his light in surprise.

"I said are you alright?"

"Uh, yes I think so I'm just not sure I can do that." Yami said pointing to the skaters on the ice." Yugi giggled.

"I wouldn't worry about being like that Yami, they have been skating for years and are used to it. You can hold onto the barrier if you are worried, or me." He added grinning at his dark. Yami grinned back.

"I'd rather hold onto you Aibou." he said giving his light a wink and making Yugi blush.

"Like you were this morning Yami? I seem to remember you gripping me very tightly in bed."

Yami recalled their lovemaking that morning. He had woken to Yugi pleasuring him with his talented mouth and Yami had entwined his fingers into Yugi's hair as he groaned in ecstasy. It had not taken long for Yami's release to happen and Yugi had eagerly swallowed all his dark had offered.

He came back to the present with a jolt as Yugi pulled him to a seat where they sat down and put on their skates.

Yami stood when he had his on and wobbled a bit.

"Whoa these feel weird." He said and eyed up the rink worriedly. How was he expected to be able to move on it and stay upright?

"Don't worry Yami you'll be fine." Grinned Yugi and let Yami to the entrance to the rink.

"Come on." He said stepping on the ice and skating a little way off. Yami looked at the ice. It was white and cold and slippery. Gingerly he set one foot on it and felt it sliding away from him, quickly he lifted it off again and shook his head.

"Aibou I don't think I can do this." He said looking as if he was about to dash back to the chairs and change into nice normal stable shoes again and exit the rink fast.

"Aww come on Yami it's easy really." Yugi weedled. "Come on you can hold onto the barrier and go round like that till you're used to it."

"Well alright Aibou if you're sure." Said Yami looking as if he didn't believe a word of it. Gingerly he stepped onto the ice holding onto the barrier with an iron grip. His feet slid and slipped on the ice but somehow he managed to stay upright until he was fully on the ice and standing with at least some form of dignity. The only give away as to how fearful he was, was his knuckles which were pure white as he gripped the barrier.

"Take my hand Yami come on." Yugi encouraged his dark, who was holding onto the barrier still as if his life depended on it. Slowly Yami removed one hand from the barrier and held it out to Yugi who took it and gave it a reassuring squeeze. The touch comforted Yami who was feeling very unsteady on his feet.

Eventually he was standing straight and gripping onto Yugi's hand with one hand and the barrier with the other.

"Now let go of the barrier Yami and I'll show you how to move."

"Um well I don't want to let go yet, I don't feel very safe Aibou." Said Yami feeling his feet moving slightly on the ice and wobbling a little.

"Hey come on you'll be fine." Yugi said and moved forwards very slightly. "Try and keep your weight over the front of the skate and don't lean back or you will fall over."

Yami leaned forwards slightly and Yugi pulled him along a little way. His skates moved across the ice as he did and he used the barrier to support him. Then his feet started to move faster than him and shot out suddenly from underneath him.

Down went the ancient pharaoh onto his rear with a grunt as he made contact with the ice.

"Ow." He said as Yugi laughed at the sight of his dark sprawled on the freezing ice. He helped him up and Yami gripped the barrier again.

"You go skate round Yugi, I'll just wait here for you." He said thinking that he would rather just stay put where he was than risk falling on his butt again.

"Alright Yami I'll go round once and come back for you okay?" Yugi said and Yami nodded. Yugi skated off at high speed and Yami stood gripping the barrier and wondering if he would ever pluck up the courage to let go.

No time at all had passed before Yugi was back grinning at the poor ex pharaoh.

"Come on Yami." He pleaded. "I can't enjoy this if you're not."

"Aibou I'm sorry." Said Yami feeling awful "I just don't think I'm cut out for this ice skating thing."

"Well pull yourself along using the barrier." Yugi encouraged and Yami not wanting to spoil Yugi's fun, nodded slowly.

Very gingerly Yami began to pull himself along using the barrier and allowing his skates to run along the ice. He got all the way round the first bend and to the other side of the rink all the time gaining confidence.

'This isn't all that bad.' He said to himself and started to go a little faster.

"Will you be okay for a while Yami?" Yugi asked itching to go round the rink a few times.

"Sure Aibou, I think I'm getting the hang of this now." Said Yami looking very pleased with himself. Yugi grinned and skated off happily confident that Yami would be okay at least for five minutes.

How wrong he was…

"AIBOU HELLPPPPPP!" came a sudden scream which drowned out the music that was playing.

'Oh no.' muttered Yugi and skated over at speed to where he could see a tri-colored head. It looked a lot lower than everyone else's head.

Yugi couldn't help himself when he saw the predicament that Yami was in, he giggled.

Somehow Yami had got himself into the situation where one skate had gone one way and one skate had gone the other and he was currently hanging onto the barrier with both hands for dear life while his legs were doing the splits.

Every time Yami tried to get one leg up it just slipped away from him.

"Aibou help me please." Begged the poor former pharaoh who at the moment looked about as un-pharaoh like as he could get.

Yugi giggles continued as he skated up and helped Yami to stand up straight.

"Sorry Yami." He said when he finally stopped. "You looked so funny."

"Humph." Yami sniffed annoyed that he had lost control. "I don't think I am cut out to be an ice skater."

"Of course you are Yami, you think I never fell over when I first started?"

"You did?" Yami looked surprised.

"Well of course I did! More times than I cared to count. The trick is to not be scared of falling over and when you do just get up and carry on. Now try again."

Yami imagined his sore butt later and was about to shake his head when he looked into Yugi's eyes and his resolve melted. How could he resist those huge innocent eyes? Yami sighed.

"Okay Aibou, I'll try." He said and allowed Yugi to take his hand.

"Now remember what I said about keeping the weight over the front of your skate?" Yami nodded and prepared himself to try again.

With one hand on the barrier and the other in Yugi's, they began to move. Yami concentrated on keeping his weight over the front of the skate and found he could move along the ice without his feet going everywhere.

"Hey this is fun Aibou" he smiled and his concentration was lost. Down he went on the ice pulling Yugi down with him. They landed in a heap on the ice and both of them burst out laughing. When they stopped Yugi got up and helped Yami up again.

"Ready to go again?" Yugi asked hoping Yami wasn't afraid any more.

"Of course." He smiled and held out his hand.

One hour later Yami had plucked up the courage to let go of the barrier and he and Yugi were skating round the rink at a steady pace. On reflection Yami thought to himself that he was having a great time in spite of falling over and looking undignified. He would definitely do ice skating again.

They came off the ice when the session was over and changed into their own shoes.

"Well did you have fun in the end Yami?" Yugi asked his dark as they left the building.

"I did aibou and I would come again."

"You would?" Yugi said happily "Yayy!" he cheered and hugged his dark. "What do you want to do when we get home?"

Yami thought for a moment and then whispered something into his aibou's ear making Yugi turn bright red.

"Yami! You are positively evil!" he exclaimed.

"Well I am a yami." He said grinning.

"Tonight my yami, I am all yours." Yugi grinned and the two of them walked home.

Owari.

Yami Seirei: Well owari for this chapter of the series anyway! I am working on some other ideas like 'Yami's first time cooking' or 'Yami's first time…  Okay I am looking for suggestions for more in this series. If you suggest one and I use it I will dedicate it to you.

This one wasn't as funny as the swimming one but at least Yami likes ice skating!