1 Hey thanx for the reviews....2 down who knows how many more to go.

Oh and there are no pairings yet....but soon. And on with the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own yyh

"This is called a "t.v"....ok?" Yusuke said pointing at his televison set. Nak just stared at the glassy screen in confusion. " and what does it do?" he asked. "Well it shows pictures...what else do you think it does?" Nak just ignored him. He picked up the remote and sniffed it slightly, "and what is this?"

"Are you kidding....that turns on the t.v." Yusuke told him getting frustrated. "Man your like a child!"

"Well sorry! I was "dead for almost 400 years!" Nak shouted at him also getting irritated.

"Oh yea I forgot about that" everyone just sighed around him. "What?"

"....anyways......so Nak let me show you around and explain everything." Kieko told him grabbing his hand and pulling him into the kitchen. "That is called a refrigerator...it holds food and keeps it good for a long time." "How?"

"Oh..well the fridge keeps it cold."

"How?"

"I don't really know." she said kinda downhearted.

"Man, and I thought you knew everything." Yusuke laughed at her from the living room. She threw a frying pan from on top the stove at him. You can here a loud whack and an even louder "ouch!!!" and Kuwabara laughing at him, calling him an idiot.

"Damn....," Nak said to himself with a sweatdrop running down the side of his head. "Now I know not to get this girl mad."

"Now on with the tour..."she said as she pointed at the stove the microwave, and the coffemaker. She startled Nak when she turned on the stove and it made a loud hissing noise.

"Now on to the bathroom!"

"Bathroom?"

"Yea, that's were you go to take a shower and do your business."

"..and you also use it for three hours a day "trying" to make yourself look pretty....right Keiko?" Yusuke told her walking up to them and patting the side of his cheek like as if putting on makeup. You can tell he was trying to get on her bad side.

Kieko just slapped him.

"So here is the toilet, you use it for doing your "business" and that is the shower you use it to keep yourself clean.

"How do you use it?"

"Well you just walk in and turn the crank here and...." the water just turned on and landed on the shower floor. "So is like a little rain cloud trapped in there?"

"Gawd what an idiot." Yusuke thought to himself.

"What, no, no there are waterpipes in the walls and that's what brings the water through there." she said pointing at the shower nozzle.

"Oh....k" he said still confused, but wouldn't admit it.

"Now this is the living room....you know the room you were just in a while ago., and that is a radio."

"A what?" he asked picking it up and shaking it next to his head. Yusuke had the remote for the radio, laughing to himself he turned the knob to max and turned on the radio.

The radio went full blast in Nak's ear. He yelled out and threw the thing against the wall. It broke to pieces and left a dent in the wall. Everyone just watched in surprise.

"Dude....I just bought that." Yusuke said angrily to Nak.

"WHAT!!!???" he shouted.

"I said I just bought it!!!"

"WHAT!!!???"

"I SAID..."

"WHAT!?"

"OH FORGET IT!!"

"WHAT!?"

"It's probably just me, but I think he just lost his hearing." Kuwabara said holding on to his ears.

"Nnnaaaahhhhh....you think!?" Yusuke shouted at him.

"Yusuke how could you do this?" Keiko shouted at him. "That was too cruel."

"Whatever."

"Nak can you here me?" Kurama asked loudly.

"WHAT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!" he shouted very loudly....(well that's a definite no)

"Oh well to bad....I guess we wait until tomorrow." Yusuke said giving a large yawn.

"It is tomorrow," Kurama said also yawning. "Man that's contagious."

"Oh...then I guess later on this afternoon, good thing it's the weekend." he said looking up at the clock as It chimed 3:00 a.m.

Hey thanx for reading ppls I hope u enjoyed it.Sorry it took so long I just didn't feel like typing, but don't worry I might have one up by Saturday.....hopefully. And sorry that this chapter ain't much I couldn't really think of anything....but there will be a lot of sweet things later alot.....byez!!!!!!!