Disclaimer: I don't own diddlysquat….I don't own yugioh either!
Thanks to everyone who has reviewed so far I have loved reading them and I love making you all laugh. This series is getting quite popular even my mum suggested a chapter for this series! And she hates yugioh rofl. Anyway her suggestion is for a future fic hehe.
Yami's first time With a cold
Yami and Yugi had settled themselves down in front of the TV to watch a video that they had rented out. They were watching the movie and alternately dipping their hands into the bowl of popcorn to retrieve the sweet puffed up kernels one by one. Suddenly Yami sneezed
"A-A-A-A-A-TISHOOOOOOO!" He sneezed very loudly and making Yugi jump.
"Oooh Yami are you ok?" Yugi asked his dark concerned.
"Yes I think so Aibou. What was that?"
"You sneezed Yami, have you never done that before?"
"No never, what does it mean?"
"Could mean anything Yami. Could mean you're getting a cold or have something tickling your nose."
"What is a cold aibou?" Said Yami looking as if a cold what something to be greatly feared.
"Well your nose will run and you'll sneeze a lot and you may even get a high temperature."
"My nose will run? Where will it run to?"
Yugi couldn't help himself, he burst out laughing. Yami looked at his aibou in amazement wondering what on earth was so funny.
"Y-Yami your nose won't run away, It'll run with runny stuff. But you might not be getting a cold, could just be one of those things."
Yami nodded and settled down to watch the movie again. Yugi reached his hand round to get some more popcorn and was met with empty space. Yugi patted his hand all over Yami's leg making his dark giggle.
"Hee hee Yugi stop it that tickles." Chuckled the former pharaoh and Yugi finally turned round.
"Yami where's the popcorn gone?" Yugi asked looking at Yami's empty leg. Yami looked round.
"I don't know aibou it was there a minute ago."
Both boys hunted round for the missing popcorn but it was nowhere to be found.
"Odd…" Yugi muttered. "Oh well I'll go and make us some more. Yami your nose is running."
"Oh dear." Yami said and sniffed.
"Here use this tissue." Yugi said handing Yami a tissue. Yami blew his nose and sat back down and pausing the movie. Yugi vanished into the kitchen and could be heard humming as the popcorn popped in the maker. Yami's nose began to tickle him and he sneezed again.
"A-A-A-A-TISHOO!" he sneezed again and blew his nose loudly.
"Yami you okay?" came a concerned voice from the kitchen.
"I think so aibou, maybe I am getting one of those cold things." He said and sniffed.
Yugi came back in with a fresh bowl of popcorn.
"Well Yami I shouldn't worry if you are getting a cold they don't last long, they're just annoying for a few days."
"Okay aibou." Said Yami and patted the seat next to him for Yugi to sit down so they could finish watching the movie. Yugi sat down and reached for the remote.
It wasn't there.
"Yami where's the remote?" Yugi asked looking all over for it.
"Oh I don't know aibou, I thought it was on the table." Said Yami and also began to hunt around for it. They ransacked the room but couldn't find the remote at all.
"Well that is bizarre." Yugi said. "Maybe I took it into the kitchen when I made the popcorn." And he went into the kitchen to hunt for it.
Yami felt that now very familiar tickle in his nose again.
"A-A-A-A-TISHOOO!" he sneezed and sat down very suddenly. "Phew this sneezing thing is hard work." He said as Yugi came back into the sitting room. "Any luck?"
Yugi shook his head.
"Nope I have no idea where that's gone." He said and sat down. He looked to where the TV should be planning on starting the movie manually and did a double take.
"Yami, where's the TV?" he gasped as they both stared at the empty void which should have been a TV.
"Well that's weird. It was there a minute ago." Yami said thoughtfully. Suddenly he started to draw breath in for another sneeze and Yugi put his finger up to Yami's nose to try and stop it but he was too late.
"ATISHOOO!" sneezed Yami and blew his nose again. "Uhhh." He moaned and then saw Yugi's face. It wore a mixture of fear and shock.
"My finger…where is my finger…" He whispered and looked at Yami. "Yami where is my finger?"
Yami looked at the place on Yugi's hand where his finger should be and there was nothing but an empty space.
"Yugi I think my sneezing is making things vanish." Yami said thinking that this whole bizarre chain of events had started the first time he sneezed.
"But where are the things going?" Yugi wondered hoping that he would be able to get his finger back from wherever it had gone to.
"Hmm I think they may be going to the shadow realm." Yami said thoughtfully. "It would be the obvious place to start looking." He reached for his Duel Monsters deck and drew a card that both of them knew very well.
"I summon the Dark Magician." Yami shouted and the Dark Magician appeared in front of them both.
"Dark Magician, has anything turned up in the shadow realm that is unusual in the last hour or so?" Yami asked and the Dark Magician nodded.
"Yes master, a bowl of strange food, a black box with buttons, a large box with some sort of screen and a finger."
"My finger." Yugi said and the Dark Magician raised an eyebrow.
"How did you manage to send your finger to the shadow realm young master?" He asked with the hint of a smile on his lips.
"Yami sneezed and it vanished." Said Yugi and the Dark Magician nodded.
"Ah yes I have heard it said that those that possess the powers of the Millennium Items might have a problem with sneezing. The Tomb Robber Bakura once had a problem with sneezing in a tomb. He accidentally sent everything in it to the shadow realm so there was nothing left to steal. He was angry about it for days afterwards." He grinned at the memory of sitting in the shadow realm watching Bakura get very angry about his lack of goodies. Yugi and Yami grinned too.
"A-A-A-A-TISHOO!" Sneezed Yami yet again and they all looked round for what may have vanished this time.
"Look the bowl of fruit has vanished." Yugi said pointing (AN: Yugi used his left index finger to point as his right one had disappeared). The other two looked to where he pointed and sure enough, the large bowl of fruit had vanished.
"Tell you what," the Dark Magician said "You get rid of the cold and then everything can be returned from the shadow realm."
"Good idea." Said Yugi "meanwhile I'll go to the store and get you some cold medicine to help you feel better."
"Thanks aibou I'd really appreciate that." Yami said gratefully. The Dark Magician vanished back into the shadow realm and Yugi put his coat on.
"Try not to send too much to the shadow realm while I'm out Yami." Grinned Yugi (AN: the Dark Magician sent Yugi's finger back) and left Yami alone in the house.
Yugi walked along to the yak-kyok (Japanese for chemist) wondering if it was really wise to leave Yami alone in the house. He suspected to find a fairly empty house when he got back but never mind, they could get it all back from the shadow realm when the sneezing had subsided…
Yami meanwhile was not having a very good time of it. He had sneezed away the settee, the table, the chairs, his and Yugi's bed causing him to get a bruise when he fell to the floor when it vanished and all the doors in the house.
"Ra damn this sneezing." Yami muttered and he sneezed again causing the chest of drawers to vanish. "At this rate there'll be nothing left." He said before sneezing again and making the wardrobe vanish.
"Sorry Dark Magician." He whispered hoping that none of these items were landing on his head or anything.
Meanwhile Yugi had obtained the required medicine for Yami and was making his way back home. He walked along with his head down looking at the ground as he went. He knew the way home so well he didn't really need to watch where he was going. He arrived at the front doorstep and put his hand out to turn the knob and open the door but was met with thin air.
"Oh no he's made the front door vanish." He thought and slowly looked up. His jaw hit the floor when he saw exactly what Yami had made vanish.
There was no house and no Yami either.
"Oh no he made the whole house vanish! And where has he gone? Oh dear if he's still sneezing, he'll be making all sorts of things vanish." Yugi looked around and sure enough he could see people looking out of vanished front doors, windows and in one person's case the entire front of their house that had vanished.
"Geeze that must have been an enormous sneeze that made the whole front of a house disappear in one go!" Even now Yugi could see the funny side of things and smiled at the puzzled expressions on people's faces. He could see the insurance claim form entry 'We were eating dinner round the table when the front of our house vanished into thin air!' Somehow he didn't think the companies would pay up for something like that. He thought he better hurry and find Yami before he made a suspension bridge vanish or something.
He trotted along the road following the trail of vanished objects until he came to an old warehouse. From inside he could hear sneezing and alternate 'Oh Ra damn this sneezing!' as more stuff vanished. Yugi grinned, the sweets he had bought would clear Yami's nose and enable him to breathe normally again.
He pushed open the door of the warehouse which promptly disappeared from his very hands as Yami sneezed again.
"Yami! Here have one of these sweets quick it should stop your sneezing or at least slow it down."
Yami thanked Yugi profusely having grown sick and tired of all the sneezing. His hair was all over the place, (Well more than normal hehe) his nose was all red from all the blowing and his eyes were streaming. He shoved a sweet into his mouth and sighed as the eucalyptus in the sweet cleared his nose and stopped the tickle.
"Aaahh that's better." He said. "Thanks aibou I was beginning to think it would never stop!"
"Well you may still get the odd sneeze until your cold is gone but it won't be anywhere near as many as you have been getting."
"We must get the Dark Magician to return everything from the shadow realm to here. By the way how did you manage to make the whole front of a house vanish?" Yugi asked smiling as he remembered the faces of the people whose house it was.
"A very large and loud sneeze." Yami said going slightly red at the memory. Yugi giggled.
"You should have seen their faces Yami it was so funny." They looked at each other for a moment before bursting out laughing. They laughed for a long time until yugi remembered they had no house.
"Yami we must get our house back before Jii-chan gets home!"
Yami stopped laughing straight away and summoned the Dark Magician.
By the time they got back home, the house/shop and everything in it was back to normal even their bowl of popcorn was returned.
Mrs Yola down the road and her family got the shock of their lives when the front of their house suddenly reappeared from nowhere. Mr Yola had been on the phone to the insurance company trying to explain about the vanished wall to a very bored sounding salesman and when the wall reappeared, the salesman told Mr Yola in no uncertain terms to get stuffed and stop wasting his time!
Several other people got shocks as the missing parts of their houses were returned to normal and when it was all done, Yugi and Yami breathed a huge sigh of relief and settled down to finish watching the movie they had originally rented out while Yami sucked sweets to stop him sneezing anymore.
Owari – For the sneezing fic
Yugi: You made the front wall of a house vanish with a single sneeze?
Yami: Apparently I did, well it was a very big sneeze.
Yugi: I know it's just funny.
Yami: What's next oh great and mighty authoress?
Yami Seirei: Hmm I think I'll give you your first driving lesson…
Everyone: DRIVING? Uh-oh…
Yami Seirei: hey he won't be that bad…at least I don't think so heh we'll have to wait and see. (Does a double-take) You called me great and mighty Yami?
Yami: Yes well if I suck up to you you might stop making these so embarressing!
Yami Seirei: Bribery eh? Well I might have to make the next one even worse for you as I don't believe in bribing."
Yami: Oh Ra what have I done?
Bakura: Bakka pharaoh!
Yugi: (In very cute voice and puppy-dog-eyes-of-doom mode) Please review this fic as it's one of Yami Seirei's personal favourites – after the cooking one of course!