Author: Handy Smurf
Disclaimer: I don't own Family Guy or any of its characters.
Summary: Just a normal day in the Griffin household. Or as normal as it ever gets.
Rating: K
Warnings: One-shot, script format.
A/N: This is my first time writing fanfiction, Family Guy or otherwise. This is in dialogue form, but I'm going to actually write descriptions and stuff for any future fics. Or so my beta has told me. I'm not actually even writing this, my wonderful beta, Tanith Lilitu, is. She says to go to her fics, but first read this.
Peter, Lois, and Brian are all sitting in the living room watching TV. There is a knock at the door. Peter gets up and opens it.
Man: Hello, I am from the Quahog bank. Apparently you have a loan you haven't paid back yet. It's for, umm… $10 000.
Peter screams and starts running. It shows a map and dots going along it all over different countries. Peter is shown running. The background changes from different places such as Paris, Egypt, etc.
Then it shows Lois, Brian and the man.
Brian: He couldn't have gotten that far.
The theme song then plays.
Peter at home with Brian.
Peter: What am I going to do?
Brian: He said you only have 2 weeks to come up with the money.
Peter: I got it!
Brian: No, Peter we aren't moving to Mexico.
Peter: Crap.
Brian: Why don't you just go into the bank and ask for a little while longer?
Peter: You're a genius Brian!
Peter sitting there with the man from the bank.
Man: Hello, My name is Mr. Sampson.
In the background it shows a chicken at another table getting a checking account.
Peter: Please you have to give me an extension on my loan.
Mr. Sampson: Sorry we can't do that.
In the background the chicken is staring at Peter. It gets up and calls Peter on.
Peter: One second Mr. Sampson.
Peter and the chicken are shown outside fighting. Peter starts to win but then the chicken jumps onto a moving bus.
Peter runs up on top of a bridge and leaps down onto the bus roof. He slides threw the window and the chicken throws Peter outside of the door. The chicken jumps off the bus onto Peter. Peter gets up but the chicken pecks him in the eyes. He swings and misses and the chicken knocks him off a cliff.
As they are falling they are swinging at each other. They crash through the top of a plane and get up and keep fighting. The chicken grabs a parachute and waves by to Peter as he jumps out. Peter jumps out with no parachute. He grabs onto the chicken and throws the parachute off its back.
They hit the ground but are still going. Peter strangles the chicken and walks off into the sunlight.
Then it shows the chicken's foot move.