Behind the Cast.
Episode 1.
Yusuke Urameshi
The life of Yusuke Urameshi is a tangled web of many things that shouldn't be discussed. But, you are the public, and you deserve to know everything about the secret life of celebrities.
Yusuke, as we all know, did many commercials for the Anti-Drug movement. But secretly, he was the exact opposite of what he portrayed on the television. In his room at night, crying shallow tears, he would roll a joint and smoke, wallowing in his helplessness, until the euphoria from the drug would overtake his mind. After the drug had worn off, he would be even emptier than before. He eventually entered a drug rehabilitation program, where he met Thelma, a 48 year old ex-hooker, and they eloped. She died 3 months later from complications from her Herpes. "If only she had taken her Valtrex," Urameshi was quoted as saying. Now Urameshi is seeing a 12 year old mime by the name of Talulabell.
Everyone knows of Urameshi's famous hand gesture, making a gun with his hand. Well, inside sources tell us that this gesture is actually a gang symbol. He is the leader of a gang called the "Marshmallows".
Though he has his lover, Talulabell, he secretly pines for the love of the "studley" Kuwabara. He writes in his diary every night about his love for him. An inside source brought us a piece to share with you.
Dear Diary,
I went out to lunch today with my dear Kuwabara. I longed to tell him my true inner feelings, but I was so scared of rejection that I just could not. Oh, give me strength, oh Gandhi, to tell the love of my life how I feel. Talulabell is just a distraction from the main attraction, my dear Kuwabara. Oh, if only I could just Censored for Indecent Content in the butt. It would be so right, and feel so good. This is not appropriate for anyone my tongue. Someday, it will be, and I will get what I am longing for.
Hugs and Kisses,
Yusuke muah
Shocking, isn't it?
One of Urameshi's facinations is women's underwear. He disguises as a women and buys fancy and frilly thongs and bras. He tends to buy either a C or D cup, because he says, "They make me feel prettier and boost my confidence to a new level!" He walks around his apartment wearing these highly expensive items, taking pictures and developing them in his bathtub. He has considered becoming a hermaphrodite, but decided he didn't want to hurt himself with an operation.
Sadly, Urameshi's life was cut short in an untimely accident. One fine morning, he put on his favorite bikini ensemble, and went outside to chase the neighbor children out of his kiddie pool, which wasn't very hard seeing how he was dressed. He put on his water wings, or "floaties", as he called them, and got in. Sadly, he refused to take swimming lessons at the "Y" and resolved to teach himself. He drowned in one inch of water. He's still out in that pool, rotting away, because nobody would dare touch a guy in a bikini.
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