Behind the Cast
Episode 2
Kazuma Kuwabara.
The only flaw with this studly studmuffin is that he is not a botanist. Kuwabara, the moronic sidekick of Urameshi on YYH, is actually the hottest man since the Quaker Oats guy. But, his hotness is so intense that it actually melts the film, making him look extremely ugly!
Kuwabara earns lots of money, as any celebrity would, but he lives a modest life, as he only owns one butler. He donates a large sum of his earnings to the Chinese and Russian orphans, and has given himself a place among some of the world's most charitable people.
He was among the Top Five Hottest Men in Seventeen Magazine, Vogue, and People. He was asked to star in many explicit Japanese Hentais, but he declined, mainly because Yusuke Urameshi would be in it with him, and he was deathly afraid of the "crazed sex monkey".
While vacationing in the boring plains of Illinois, he met the love of his life. Her name was Alicia Xhengoyuckatilopiditapiousnesslongintopple. (Pronounced Smith) She was a young Czechoslovakian beauty with large front teeth and bushy golden hair. She was an artist who drew political stick figures and sold them to young children and hobos. She also had a website selling her works to rich young men who were very stupid. It was love at first sight. Together, the two traveled the world.
Kuwabara, while traveling with his beloved Alicia in his private jet, took college courses on the internet. He got a Doctorate in Psychology and Philosophy, and became a famous fashion designer.
This wonderful man was diagnosed with a mental handicap when he was young. The doctor said he would never amount to anything, but his mommy believed in him, and put him into a normal school. He became the one that most children would hit and make fun of, breaking the bones in his face into the most gorgeous sculptured human anyone had ever seen. His mother died of a heart attack when she saw how stunning he had become.
The truth behind the doctor's diagnosis was later discovered. He was jealous of the young child, wishing that he could've been so wonderful. But he failed miserably, and shot himself up with so many immunizations that he died. But Kuwabara always believed he was retarded, so he acted that way, until his darling love opened his eyes, and let him take off the helmet. Later that day, while walking around the orphanage he was constructing, a brick fell from above and struck him on the head. A doctor said, "If only he had been wearing a helmet, he would've made it."
Kuwabara died without a will, and Alicia ran off with the money and became a showgirl at the famous Las Vegas Casino, The Pink Flamingo. She was never seen again, unless you came to see the show or knew her personally.