All That Glitters Chapter 7: The Ensnaring Weed, an ed, edd n eddy fanfic

"The Ensnaring Weed"

Chapter Seven

Author: Kelly You all know that Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy is property of Danny Antonnuci, right? Well good, then you know that they don't belong to me in any way. Ivy's my only pride and joy (hehehe), along with any family and friends mentioned in the stories. Sixpence None the Richer's "Kiss Me" is copyright of them and Vitamin C's "The Itch" is copyright of herself.

Author's Note: Yes, again, I do apologize. I know it's been a while and I know one reader even e-mailed me stating how worried they were that I hadn't gotten around to writing another chapter. Fearing that I might have lost the interest to write it, or that I just had up and… died? Something to that… well, thank you Billy, for your commitment and enjoyment. I must say, that never before have I encountered someone so dedicated to what I'm writing. Thank you so much, it's appreciated.

Anyway, it seems I've found my muse again, although, to be honest it wasn't really lost. You see, back when I did have a muse for this, my computer went kaput. And I had the latest chapter saved on; you guessed it, my C drive. So, I couldn't come back to it… until low and behold, it decided to work for me! I finished it as soon as an idea flew into my mind. Now, I'm going to be a bit more careful and save these stories to disks, so the next time, I'll be able to finish it on my campus computers with their word processors. Just to be safe… you know? ENJOY:D

One more thing! In this story, there's a darker plot twist. I won't give away too many details, but you know Cordy? Well, her full name and full scheme will be revealed in this chapter. I hope you do enjoy!

"I can't wait for my friends to meet you." Ivy smiled, walking arm and arm with Eddy. Eddy just grinned nervously to her; he was at a loss for words. He couldn't help it. She was the picture of perfection and he felt like a big bucket of grease… if you could imagine something to that effect happening.

What am I going to do? Should I tell her I'm scared shitless at this moment? Just smile and nod my head? God, the way she makes me feel… I've never felt this way before… not even with Nazz. Damnit! I want to propose to her right on the spot! She's the one for me, I know it! SNAP OUT OF IT! SHE ASKED YOU A QUESTION!

"Um… yeah, I can't wait either." Eddy looked down to the pavement as they walked. Ivy sighed, he was nervous and she could tell. She put a gloved hand over his. He glanced up to her. "Don't worry, Eddy, just be yourself, like you've been with me and you'll do fine. And you remember the mansion you found me at that night you wanted to ask me out?" She quickly veered the subject so he'd feel better, or at least, have his mind off of the current situation.

"Y-Yeah?" He's remembering the kiss she stole that night, and his cheeks warmed with blood. Ivy smiled genuinely, she was actually thinking of the exact same memory. "Well, today you're meeting my friend who lives there. Her name is Maris. Janey, she, and I will be there… of course, as well as my parents and my little sister. I'm pretty sure you can handle that tiny crowd." Ivy leaned to kiss his cheek, which only made his cheeks hotter. His eyes swirled.

Two friends… parents… little sister… one two… four… five! YEAH! I can handle that! Cause I'm Eddy… the "love man"… that's what they call me, I'm the "love man"… (okay, Dirty Dancing joke for those of you who get it)

Her voice once again cut his thoughts and snapped him back to reality. "Yes, you'll be perfectly safe and at ease, trust me." He smiled at that… he did trust her, so why was he so nervous? She was right, he'd do perfectly fine. Nothing would go wrong. He just needed to be calm, long as he was cool and charming, everything would work out. Being brave, he leaned over to kiss her cheek, and his cheeks flooded furiously as he realizes this is the first time he's doing that. He pulls back, only to find a pouting Ivy.

"What? My breath kickin' or something?" He was worried, had he been improper? She giggled a moment before turning to face him completely.

"Honey, if you're going to kiss me, then kiss me." Some of the words were emphasized for a reason. Eddy gulped now, and then a grin slowly spread over his lips as he wrapped her up in his arms and proceeded to plant one helluva kiss on those once pouting lips.

…Kiss me, out of the bearded barley,

Lightly, beside the green, green grass,

Swing, swing, swing the spinning step,

You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress…

Ivy almost melted against him, her arms wrapping around him as he kissed her. Finally, a kiss that seared through them both, and that were both equally fueling with their own feelings and love. Yes… love. It has to be.

…Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight,

Lead me out on the moonlit floor,

Lift your open hand,

Strike up the band and make the fireflies,

Dance silver moon's sparkling, so kiss me…

Eddy held her close, feeling a tremble snake through his body as he did so. He pulled her a bit closer as he deepened the kiss. Ivy was eager to respond as he pulled her in, a soft sigh escaping her lips as she pressed against him, both of them thoroughly enjoying their very first (and willingly done) make-out session.

…Kiss me down by the broken tree house,

Swing me upon its hanging tire,

Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat,

We'll take the trail marked on your father's map…

Suddenly, the kiss turned. It changed, it went animalistic. Like it was a dire need to be closer. Yes, and still standing halfway in the middle of the cul-du-sac so like peeping toms (or Kevin's, Johnny's, you get the idea) could very well watch the intensity. Eddy walked her to a nearby outer wall of a house, pinning her to it. The kiss resumed in its fire.

…Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight,

Lead me out on the moonlit floor,

Lift your open hand,

Strike up the band and make the fireflies,

Dance silver moon's sparkling, so kiss me…

Ivy gasped slightly, not expecting that, but all the same not minding it either. She let her lips part as she felt their tongues probe one another's mouths (and if you're disgusted by that, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you French kiss). After a few moments of this far too intense kissing session, they pull back from one another. Ivy's face is flushed, and Eddy is just grinning.

"Wow… now that was a kiss." Ivy regained her composure as Eddy kept on grinning.

"Finally got you back for our first date." He teased, Ivy laughed.

"Yes, you did. And then some. I don't think I'll be able to get you back for this one for quite some time." Ivy links her arm with his as they resume their walk. Eddy smirked now.

"You just try, babe. I've got all the time in the world to wait for you to do so." Ivy smiled at that, leaning, she'd kiss his cheek, and they'd re-adjust their clothes, hair, make-up and what not as they make their way to the mansion.

…Kiss me beneath the milky twilight,

Lead me out on the moonlit floor,

Lift your open hand,

Strike up the band and make the fireflies,

Dance silver moon's sparkling, so kiss me…

When they arrive, a pair of binoculars will poke out of the bushes across the street. They'll watch as the duo wait at the door to be greeted by the 'Hostess'. An evil grin slid across lips as the door is knocked upon. Suddenly, Cordelia popped out of the bushes while the two lovebirds were caught in one another's eyes. She had a small recorder with her as she turned it on.

"Operation revenge is all set in motion, first order of business…" She'll bring the binoculars back to her eyes once more, focusing on Eddy. "…is to break her in the worst way possible." Cordelia stopped recording as she'll slink off into the shadows. There, she'd wait for the perfect time to start in.

Double-D heaved a gentle sigh at his own thoughts. He was of course happy for his friend. To find such a love as to find nothing else after or before it. But… he couldn't help feeling… a little remorse on his own want of it. Sitting at his window-seat (installed after years of finally begging for one), he'd watch out into the night sky. Catching glimpse of a dim flicker in the house next door, his eyes then moved to the street… his thoughts drifting.

i Can I be your partner? /i A shiver ran down his spine at the longing thought of hearing those words again. True, at that age he was far too skittish and naïve to even want to comprehend the very meanings that one sentence could have. And to find it in such a simple soul as she was. His eyes lowered, not really staring off at anything. He missed her. Surely, after that one day… it's been hard to face Valentine's. It always has.

He slipped from his seat, lowering himself down beside the bed and reaching under it. Pulling out a well-worn shoe-box, he blew the dust carefully off the top. He then opened the lid, finding a single piece of paper, gently folded up into quarters, the outside lined in a large red heart filling up most of the page.

i To my sweet Lambchop, Won't you be my valentine? XOXO Love, May. /i The words stung his heart every time he re-read it. He didn't know why he did… oh wait, yes he did. Despite the story being repeated to him over and over again. Despite her being a Kanker. Despite everything and anything said to put doubt in his mind and let the chaos reign where love did for one single day all those years ago… one fact remained true and clear.

He believed that honestly and truly, with all of his heart… he loved May Kanker. And that love had shown him… the reality of it.

Double-D blinked as a thought came to mind. One day, Eddy will need to bring Ivy home to meet his parents. This… could present a problem, especially if Eddy was going to take her through his entrance. So she'd see his room first. Quickly, he gathered some things and hauled off to find Ed. Which wouldn't be too difficult. Double-D dashed over to Ed's, knocking on his window.

Ed was settled in his blue recliner, watching late night monster movies. As per was his usual nightly vigil. Double-D had to knock three times in succession (each time being louder than the last) before Ed glanced to the window, stupid, goofy grin on his face. Double-D would use his collapsible ladder to open the window and then climb down into Ed's room.

"HIYA DOUBLE-D!" Ed would greet his pal as he'd grin. "I'm watching the Bacon Knights from Hades!" Double-D chuckled as he spied the TV; indeed, one of Ed's favorite monster movies was on. Double-D cleared his throat.

"Good evening, Ed." Double-D would clear his throat again. "Baron O'Beef Dip has summoned Eddy, but he is busy and needs our help. For he will suck the marrow from our bones if we do not reinvent his room by the time he returns!" Double-D spoke in moderate Ed language. Ed's eyes, in response, widened.

"EDDY! WE MUST PLEASE BARON O'BEEF DIP!" And without further hesitation, Ed grabs Double-D and makes a dash for Eddy's house.

Maris had answered the door. She was playing her role as 'hostess' perfectly. She wore a lavish gold gown that certainly showed off not only her role, but her body as well, she'd smile as she'd spy Ivy and Eddy standing there. Behind her, there was soft conversation, music, and the occasional laughter to be heard.

"Ivy! So good to see you again! And this must be Eddy, welcome. Please, come in and let Hans take your coats and things. Welcome, welcome." Maris smiled genuinely as she motioned them both inside. Eddy took off his jacket and handed it to Hans; then took Ivy's shawl and handed it to him as well as her purse. He bowed, and Eddy bowed in return, never saying a word. Maris was impressed.

"My, my… Ivy's sure got a gentleman." Maris giggled, Ivy blushed, Eddy just grinned.

"One hundred and ten percent, Maris." He charismatically smirked as he offered his arm to Ivy. Ivy gingerly took the offered arm. She then leaned over and kissed his cheek, in front of everyone! Now it was Eddy's turn to blush. Considering the make-out session they had on the way over here. He cleared his throat and loosened his collar. Eddy then spotted a couple, older and obviously Ivy's parents, sitting at a table with Ivy's baby sister. He cleared his throat once more and headed in that direction.

"Mister and Mrs. Matherfield, I presume?" Confidence glowed from every orifice. When they nodded, he'd offer a bow. "My name is Eddy; I'm pleased to make your acquaintance." Ivy's mother smiled gently.

"Well I am equally honored, Master Edward. Such a fine, young gentleman you are. If you don't find me offensive, I must admit… I was not sure if you would be so gallant." Mother was being truthful. Eddy blinked, thinking a moment.

Oh! She means she didn't think I might be as gentlemanly as I appear now. Hrm. Definitely gonna need to thank sock-head for this one, like a million times over. But what to say in response? Uh…

"Offensive? Why not at all. If I was the mother of such a rapturous lady I'd be equally defensive." That worked! The smile she radiated now was nothing short of glowing. Phew, he was relieved things were going so well.

"Tell me, Master Edward, what do you do for a living?" Gulp, as the Father asked the question he's wanted to lunge all evening.

"Uh…" He froze. He didn't know if he should be truthful or lie and probably impress them. But… his eyes flickered to Ivy, who was chatting with Maris… he loved her. He knew he did. He sighed. He'd need to be truthful. It was the only way.

"I work part-time, at the Jawbreaker Express. I… well, to be honest, enjoy them. And it's a Candy making factory. I work hard there, because I want others to enjoy them as much as I do. I actually handle flavoring Japan, USA, Poland, and Ireland. They're… flavored differently, that's how they're named, by countries." Mother chuckled softly.

"There is nothing wrong with doing something you love, Master Edward. I find it quite an admirable quality." She admitted. He smiled as he sighed; his eyes flickered over to Ivy once more.

"Or loving someone you love…" His voice a whisper.

"Well done, Ed! Baron O'Beef Dip will be pleased by your hastiness!" Double-D smiled as he praised his friend. Ed had just finished painting Eddy's room over in a far more fashionable dark mahogany than his current purple.

"Now that it's dried, we need to take care of this…" He motioned to the old, plain door Eddy had. "Ed, tear it down, please." Ed laughed as he ripped it from the wall, and threw it outside. Double-D winced as he watched it sail into a tree. He sighed… well; he got it done, didn't he? Double-D had constructed a lockable as well as remote-controlled dark mahogany door with a rectangular window, even with a mail slot. Ed helped Double-D fashion it into the doorway, and it was larger so they needed to cut away some of the doorway.

"Marvelous!"

"SUPERNATURAL!" Ed laughed, grinning. Double-D couldn't help but join in. Double-D then tested the lock button and then the open and close buttons. Satisfied, he'd put that in his pocket. They'd need to wait until Eddy returned to give it back to him.

"Let's get this furniture finished, and then we'll watch the rest of the movie." Double-D said as Ed nodded, helping Double-D wash, clean, dust, etc as to pass the time. Double-D caught a glimpse of the moon through Eddy's window, and smiled.

Eddy was surprised time has passed so quickly. Ivy's mother and father rose from their seats and approached the table he was seated at, with Ivy at his side. Trying to impress her by eating as cordially as a gentleman should.

"Master Edward, I have a proposal." Mother said as she moved into his view.

"…?" He glanced to Ivy, then to Ivy's parents.

"This High Tea has gone on much further than I had figured, but everyone has had a fine time. I wonder, would you be against staying for a late supper and… perhaps a bit of a party?" Eddy blinked, was she serious? Stay longer? Ivy's face glowed. She liked the idea.

"Everyone is welcome to stay as well, if you need to contact your parents, Hans will show you to a phone. Well, what do you say, Master Edward?" Father glanced over his way too. His parents were out for the weekend. Double-D's probably studying and Ed is probably watching movies. Sure… why not? He smiled.

"I'm much obliged, Mr. and Mrs. Matherfield. I'd be happy to stay." Maris and Janey accepted and went off to call their parents; they knew where the phones were. Or at least, one was that they could both use, or one each of them could use. Mother and Father nodded, and went off to inform the staff of the changes.

"Eddy, Mother and Father must really like you, they've never offered for someone to stay this long before. You must have really impressed them… just like I knew you would." Ivy praised him as he just grinned. "Gotta thank Sock-head then… he helped me a bit." Ivy blinked. "Sock-head?" She didn't get the reference.

"Oh… that's Double-D. Because of the kind of "hat" he wears. It looks like a sock." Ivy smiled and then chuckled, nodding. Now she got it. They stood now and moved from the table, watching as the staff came in to make the needed changes to turn this into a dinner party of impressive portions.

"Hey… Ivy, why didn't Maris ask us? It's her place…" Ivy blinked, biting her lip. Crap. She didn't think of that. Eddy watched her.

"Oh—well—they're—oh! Maris' parents are out of town, and… gave them full reign, like it was their own place. So they'd feel comfortable, you know?" That seemed to do the trick. Ivy smiled as he nodded, he believed it. But sooner or later, she'd need to come forth with the truth. She knew it. But for now, she just enjoyed standing in the main foyer.

Eddy took a glance around, he suddenly realized something. They were alone. That old-fashioned "oooh time to scam someone" grin came across his face. For a moment, he was back to his old self. But not in the same way. Ivy caught a glance of the look upon his face. Just before she got caught… Eddy had grabbed her arm and pulled her into his arms for a kiss.

…Don't wanna hurt you (hurt you baby),
You think you love me, but you don't really know me,
Don't wanna hurt you (hurt you baby),
Wanna go ride, not a backseat drive,
Ahhhhh ooh - ay ay ay I need,
Ahhhhh ohh - something inside that you can't provide…

Ivy giggled slightly; Eddy sure was being brave. And she had to melt against him again; the kiss was fierce, almost domineering of her capability to stand. She wrapped her arms around him for support as she enjoyed the closeness of the moment.

…I'm feeling the itch again,
I need to get tricked again,
I'm starting to twitch again,
I feel the itch again,
I'm starting to twitch again,
I need to get tricked again,
I feel the itch again,
I feel the itch…

Eddy grinned against the kiss, holding her tight against him. His eyes peered around for a corner or a wall behind something so they could be a little more intimate… and perhaps a little more private. He spotted a door not to far away, and walked her in that direction, lips still entangled for the moment.

…Don't want to hurt you (hurt you baby),
You can hug me, but you can't really hold me,
what I do, and it's crazy,
Don't wanna be cold, but I'm out of control,
Ahhhhh ooh - ay ay ay that's true,
Ahhhhh ooh - wish I could, but I can't be good…

Ivy moved along with him, caught up in the moment. She knew that if they got caught doing this out in the open (meaning if they'd stayed where they were) she'd be reprimanded by her parents and the jig would be up. There was something though… something about being caught, the possibility thrilled her. And she didn't know why… (closet exhibitionist?) they were pressed against the door now.

Eddy switched positions with her, so she was against the door now and then he'd open the door quietly and walked them both inside, finding this was a storage room of sorts, there was all kinds of things here, and as luck would have it… there was a piling of rugs in the corner. He smirked and lifted Ivy into his arms and carried her over. Then he went on a quick hunt, and found some pillows as well. He glanced to the door… once, and then twice… a thought came to mind. Ivy watched as he went to lock it… she smiled, he was really being careful.

…Cause I want to go down wanna feel my heart pound,
Don't you know that I get restless,
You can't reach where I need scratching,
So feel the itch again…

Ivy kicked off her shoes and was peeling off her pantyhose. She then stood and removed her dress and carefully. It was a brand-new one and she didn't want to get it dirty and have anyone get suspicious. She was a little nervous, but… it was like the rush of adrenaline was enough, she didn't need to feel nervous… or scared, she just… wanted it, maybe even more than he did. She stood now, in a matching set of pastel green strapless bra and panties.

Eddy gulped hard… the sight before him. He just couldn't believe it was his. The sly grin he normally used for those scams of his filled his lips again and he began to get undressed now.

To Be Continued…