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One: Holy Yevon!

A/N: Well, first fan fiction,yeah, so I'm going to start now!

Princess Jasmine:"Can't wait to read it!"

Me:"When'd you get here? Oh well."

Alice:" I want to read too! Scoot over!"

Princess Aurora:"Sorry! Only a seat for one which means-" Aurora pushes Jasmine out of the seat.

Cinderella:"Why thank you Aurora!" She prepares to sit down.

Snow White: Scoots chair away, Cinderella falls on her bum, and Snow White sits. The 7 dwarfs trample the other princesses.

Belle: Knocks Snow White and her dwarfs out with her book then sits in chair and reads.

Kairi: Takes Sora's Keyblade, slices Belle's head off, kicks her body out of the chair, and sits in chair.

Jasmine:"That's my chair! Sick them boy!" She sends her tiger after Kairi and the 7 dwarfs.

Cinderella:"After him mice!" She sends mice after Jasmine's tiger.

Jasmine's Tiger:"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!" Makes a girly squeal and flees.

Snow White: Want an apple little girl? She snickers evilly.

Alice: Answers with an innocent smile,"Sure."

Alice: Aurora I've got a nice, shiny red apple for you!

Me: Hehehehehehe! On with the story now! Oh,this story takes place after the end and Riku and Sora have somehow ended up back on the islands.

Nikki, had moved to Destiny Islands when she was 14 from Traverse Town after the worlds split. Today was her birthday and she was turning 15 today! She put on a purple jacket over her black T-shirt and wore black Capri pants. She let her black hair with purple highlights(not natural)hang loose. She was going to meet her three best friends...Tidus, Selphie, and Wakka. She was walking down the beach and she soon encountered them.

Wakka:"You're 15 now?"

Tidus:"When are you having your party?"

Nikki:"7:00."

Selphie:"What do we do until then?" A blitzball hits her head with a thud.

Tidus:"Dodgeball!" Tidus throws a ball at Nikki,but she dodges and counter attacks him. Tidus is hit, goes cross-eyed, and collapses.

Wakka: Throws a blitzball with sharp spikes on it at Nikki.

Nikki:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She hides behind a tree. A Poupu Fruit falls on her head."Ow!" She rubs her head. The blitzball goes through the tree and a spike finds it's way to the tip of Nikki's nose. Wakka attempts to throw another blitzball at Nikki from behind.

Nikki:"Oh no you don't!" She chunks Poupu Fruit at Wakka. The Poupu swings and in result finds itself in Wakka's eye.

Wakka: "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HOLY YEVON!" Nikki turns ghostly pale and covers her honey brown eyes.

Nikki:"Ummmm, since you guys look unable to play I'm going to do something else. Uhhhh, see you around!"

Well Nikki was walking on the beach, once again. She came upon two guys, one with odd chocolate brown hair, spiked up in all directions. Another with shoulder length silver hair. There was also a girl with just above the shoulder, red hair. The girl sighs," So immature. On your mark! Get set! GO!"

Spike(Sora) and Silver(Riku) sped off.Spike trips Silver and Silver falls flat on face.He recovers, gets up, rushes to catch up with Spike, and punches Spike in the face, causing him to momentarily black out. Spike quickly gains consciousness and throws a coconut at Silver's head. Spike:"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

5 minutes later

Spike:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" He suddenly gets tackled by Silver. Silver:"Shut up Little Man!"

Spike:"Steroid Boy!" He snaps off one of his hair spikes and stabs Silver in the eye.

Silver:"OH!MY!GOD!"

Spike:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Spike laughs uncontrollably for 10 minutes.

Silver springs awake, takes off his shoe, and stuffs it up Spike's nose.

Spike:"OH THE PAIN! THE PAIN!" Nikki grows a confused expression on her face.(0.0?o.0?o.o?0.0?) The red head noticed Nikki. "Oh don't worry, they do it all the time." The confused expression marked itself on Nikki's face once again.

Girl:"Anyways, my name's Kairi, what's yours?"

Nikki:"Oh, I'm Nikki. Nice to meet you!"

Kairi:"Same here!"

Nikki:"So, who are they?"

Kairi:"The silver haired one is Riku, the other"She sighs dreamily,"Sora."

Riku steps on Sora's face."Chicken apples! Wooooooooooo!"

Nikki:"Chicken apples?" Sora slowly transforms into the Hulk,"You don't like me when I'm angry." He grabs an oversized stone and bashes Riku's head in. There's an uncomfortable silence. Sora shrinks back to his normal size, clothes ripped. Kairi's eyes are glued to Sora.

Nikki:"OH MY VIRGIN EYES!" She turns around only to find Wakka, Tidus, and Selphie standing before her."HOLY YEVON!"

Wakka tosses a blitzball at Nikki, who dodges, causing the ball to slam into Kairi. Kairi goes cross-eyed and collapses. Selphie see's Sora because of Kairi's abscence for blocking the view. Her view also is glued to Sora. Wakka tosses another ball at Nikki and she dodges.Tidus throws a ball at Nikki.Nikki ducks. Riku somehow magically healed," What' going on?" He sees the blitzball thrown by Tidus and ducks, allowing it to soar into the heavens above. Sora covers himself with a gigantic palm tree leaf. Then a cane appears out of nowhere and pulls him out of the scene. Selphie's eyes still remain where Sora once stood. Wakka thrusts a spiky blitzball at Nikki. She again dodges and the bliztball continues to follow it's route to a palm tree, one where Selphie is standing under. The blitzball collides into the palm tree causing a Poupu to detach itself from the tree. The fruit falls on Selphie's head. She too goes cross-eyed and collapses.

Sora comes back with decent clothes on,"Uhhhhhh,hi guys!" The blitzball that Tidus threw decided to fall back down...at 200 mph.

Nikki:"Well, what do we do now? Hmmmmm..." She starts to think. Everyone else thinks with her.

1 hour later

Riku:"...FISHTACOGERMS!"

:"..."

He exclaims pointing to the direction of the sky. The blitzball that was falling at 200 mph increased speed, now falling at 987,543,432,980,876,222,222,222,002 mph to be exact. It surprisingly didn't disintegrate and was headed straight for the ocean. WHOOSH! A tidal wave began to stir.

Wakka:"HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON!" He rambles on.

Selphie:"OH MY GOD!" She runs to an unknown place. Sora clings to a palm tree, Riku hides in Secret Place, and Nikki dashes up to Tidus's training area.

Kairi:"Scoot over Sora!" She clings on to the same palm tree.

Tidus:"Where should i hide? Hmmmmm..." He thinks of where to hide.

Wakka:"HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON!"

Tidus"I'll hide in a coconut!" He somehow zips himself inside a coconut. The tidal wave crashes down. Wakka finally decides to run,"HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEV-" He gets caught in the tidal wave.

Selphie notices she's been running in circles the whole time,"Oh."She puts a finger to her lips and glances at the tidal wave. WHOOSH!

Sora and Kairi see the tidal wave. Thier eyes grow wide with fear and the tidal wave rips the tree out of the ground.

Nikki"It'll never reach me up here!" She looks down at the tidal wave proudly.

DBZ

Goku and Vegita are fighting.

Vegita:"That was my double cheeseburger!"

Goku:"Didn't have your name on it!"

On a nearby cliff

Trunks:"What are they fighting over this time!"

Bulma:"I think they're fighting over a remote"She thinks about her reply." No, that was last time! Now they're fighting over a" She sighs disappointingly,"A double cheeseburger." Trunks sighs disappointingly as well. Goku and Vegita make a big orb of energy and shoot at each other, but they end up colliding and blasting off to a random place.

BACK TO DESTINY ISLANDS

Nikki is humming Simple and Clean. She proudly looks down at the tidal wave again. A big blast of energy crashes into the middle of the tidal wave.A shadow engulfs Nikki's form. Her lip trembles.

Splash!

IN SECRET PLACE

Riku sees the Secret Place door." Oh, I remember this door! It was here when I got Oblivion!" He strokes Oblivion. Then the Secret Place door starts to leak.

Riku:" I thought that door lead somewhere else!" The door starts to crack."Damn."

Splash!

Destiny Islands is now saturated in water. Now the salty ocean water and the ruins of the peaceful islands float up into the hole of darkness that has just magically appeared as it did the year before that.

IN SPACE

Everyone is somehow able to breathe in space.

Sora:"COOL! We're in space!....Wait...I've been here before." He sighs. Selphie is reading a magazine. She licks her finger and turn the page.

Kairi:"Scoot over Selphie!" She reads with Selphie.

Wakka:"HOLY YEVON!"

Tidus:"SHUT UP!" He whacks Wakka over the head with his wooden pole. Wakka goes cross eyed and blacks out. He starts to float in circles. Selphie licks her finger, turns the page, and continues reading. Kairi does the same.

Sora:"Alright, time to get off this tree!" He tries to pry himself off the tree, but his necklace stuck to the tree."GRR!" He tries to push off harder.

Riku"Oblivion!" Oblivion floats by."Obliviooooooooooooon!"

He space swims after Oblivion as a space rock rushes by. It collides with his head. He blacks out and starts floating in circles. Nikki is still humming when she sees Riku."Riku? Riku! Are you still alive!" She pokes him. When she gets no response she sighs and drags him by the bottom rim of his pants. As Nikki drags him his head bashes into a nearby meteor.

Sora:"Mmmmm!" He still tries to push himself off with no avail."Ah ha!" He pulls out his Keyblade"Fire!" He sets tree on fire alas... the tree set him on fire."AAAAAAAAHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Selphie continues to read her magazine, licks her finger, and turns the page. Kairi still reads along with her.

Tidus"Stop, drop, and roll! STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!"

Nikki replies while dragging Riku "He can't drop in space."

Tidus:"Well, stop and roll! STOP AND ROLL!"

So Sora follows Tidus's advice and stops and rolls...into Tidus.

Tidus"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!"

Riku stirs awake."Oblivion? Oblivion!" Just then Oblivion floats past his nose. "OBLIVION!" He swims after it again. Selphie and Kairi continue to read.

Wakka finally awakens."Tidus! Tidus!" He sees Tidus and Sora on fire and snickers evilly. He throws a blitzball at Tidus and the blitzball slowly travels over to Tidus...

5 minutes later

The blitzball finally hits Tidus and catches on fire. Then the ball slowly travels back to Wakka.

5 more minutes later

Wakka is reading Girl's Life with Selphie and Kairi, back turned to the blitzball. Then the blitzball sets him on fire,"HOLY YEVON! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOLY YEVON!" Wakka sets the magazine on fire, which sets Selphie on fire, who sets Kairi on fire.

Kairi and Selphie:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They also start stopping and rolling.

Riku"OBLIVION! OBLIVION!" His fingers touch rim. "HOORAY!" Sora rolls into him.

Riku:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Nikki gets nervous and swims 10ft. away. She sighs in relief.

10 minutes later

Nikki spots a world(Traverse Town).

Nikki"Hey everyone! Look!" She points to Traverse Town.

Everyone else"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP! Everyone starts floating over Traverse Town and begin to fall...from 20ft. in the air.

Sora:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Riku:"OBLIVION!"

Selphie and Kairi:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Wakka:"HOLY YEVON!"

Tidus:"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Nikki sighs disappointingly at all of thier comments. Everyone lands with a thud.

Nikki"I think...I broke...my leg." Everyone blacks out.

A/N: Me:Well, what do you think? Should I continue? Huh? Huh!

Jasmine's tiger runs by with a dwarf's head in it's mouth.

Cinderella sticks her glass slipper up Belle's eye.

Belle"AHHHH!"Belle stomps on Cinderella's mice.

Alice hangs on Aurora's hair and Aurora swings her into the wall.

Alice starts to "cry"

Snow White"Awwwww! Poor thing! Do you want a lollipop little girl?"She snickers evilly.

Alice"Thanks." She shoves lollipop down Aurora's ear

Kairi walks by and slices Belle's head off again.

Snow White yanks Jasmine's wig out.

Jasmine gets angry and rubs the lamp."Genie, I wish for a bazooka!"

I run out of the house and watch as it turns into flames.

Tell me what you think.

-Rainisky T.T

(I tried to edit the writing style, hope it helped!)