Disclaimer : I own Nikki and don't own Final Fantasy, Sesame Street, KH, or Disney. Get it, got it, good.

A/n: Good day. Numba 2! Thanks those who reviewed! Patience is virtue I always say. My delay, on Quizilla, making and taking quizzes...yeah. I have a case of upcoming Streps so I got to finish the chapter today! Fabulous huh? Because I'm in hiding (if you remember the last incident you should know), I don't think I'll have any interruptions. Now for your feature presentation.

1 hour later

Kairi flutters awake after the crash. She looks both ways and sees the others then Sora, too, awakens. He looks for Tidus and then shakes him violently. Sora:"Tidus? Tidus! GET UP! OH MY GOD! HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD! YOU KILLED HIM!"Kairi:"Correction, he fell from the air when we crashed and-" She realizes what Sora said."NO I DIDN'T,YOU DID! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED HIM!" Sora retorts," No I didn't. Kairi ignores him. " OH MY GOD! HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD! HE WAS SO YOUNG! AND YOU KILLED HIM!" "NO I DIDN'T!" Nikki jerks awake by from their argument. Then she looks at Tidus. She slaps him. " Get up damnit! You're causing a ruckus!" Tidus holds his cheek. " Was that necessary!" He continues to rub his swollen cheek. Nikki:"Yes, now make them stop." Tidus:"Ok." He walks over, pole in hand, and whacks them over the head. A sudden silence occurs. Nikki:" You could of used less violent measures you know." Tidus shrugs and walk over to Riku. Tidus:"Wake up." He nudges Riku's head with his foot a little. "Wake up sleepyhead." He kicks him a little harder."... WAKE UP!" He kicks Riku hard in the head. Riku, having fast reflexes, just happens to slice Tidus's leg off. Tidus:"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! MY LEG!" Nikki gives him a potion. Tidus's leg magically appears back on. Riku looks over at the unconscious Kairi and Sora. Riku:" What happened to them?" Tidus smiles inoccently," Nothing." Wakka wakes up," Where are we?" He sees the Traverse Town sign." T-ra-ver-sse T-oo-wn-" Selphie, who's reading a magazine, informs him," Traverse Town dumbass." Nikki sighs in dissapointment," Cura." She heals Sora and Kairi. Wakka asks," Where do we go?" Sora:"Come on guys! I know this place like the back of my hand!" He looks at the map drawn on the back of his left hand.

To the Badguys

Ansem sits at the end of his confrence table. Ursula, Jafar, Hades, Malificent, Oogie Boogie, Clayton, the Queen Of Hearts, Captain Hook, and Sephiroth all sit at other ends of the table. Ursula: "So what's your genius plan? And does it include muffins?" Her eyes are filled with excitment. Oogie Boogie: "And cheesecake!" Clayton:" GORILLAS!" Ansem mummbles under his breath,"Dumbasses." Then he says clearly," Take a look." He holds out an Orb O' Darkness. " With this here, Orb O' Darkness we can make any events occur. What do you propose we do?" Ursula:"Make raining muffins! LOTS AND LOTS OF RAINING MUFFINS!" Captain Hook: "Kill Peter Pan!" Clayton:"GORILLAS!" Jafar: "Steal the lamp!"Oogie Boogie: "How about raining cheesecake instead!" Malificent, Sephiroth, and Hades stay silent. Queen Of Hearts: "I like the raining cheesecake idea and if that doesn't happen, OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!" Ansem grabs an additional orb an triggers an event. The Seven Dwarfs run in out of nowhere, carrying bazookas, grenades, and machine guns. Doc: "READY!" The dwarfs' weapons click. "AIM!" They all aim for the Queen Of Hearts. "FIRE!" The dwarfs open fire, blasting the queen into smithereens. Ansem:"Any more suggestions?" The room stays oddly silent. " Ok then. With this Orb O' Darkness I shall..."

Back to the good guys

Using his map, Sora leads the group to the center of 1st District. Sora starts to cry," Well it seems that Ansem has opened the doors again, meaning we have to go lock them again. We should go to the Accessory Shop and see if Cid will make us a ship and then we can go buy some potions. Riku: "Sounds like a plan." Nikki: "Good idea!...What doors?" Wakka: "Yeah, what doors?" Kairi: "Lets just go." So, they follow her advice and they head for the shop, but a moogle stands in their way.

Moogle: "Kupo ku ku po?" (translation Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?) Everyone stands puzzled until Sora's memory clicks. He turns to the others," This is the language of Moogles, Kupo. Just let me handle this." He turns to the moogle." Kupo po ku?" (translation Can you repeat that please?) Moogle: " Kupo ku ku po?" ( Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?) Sora looks at his map. "Po, Moogle, ku, Moku Puko kuko. ( Moogle, sir, this is Kingdom Hearts.) Moogle:" Po po ku Ko Muko..." ( I want, to go, to Sesame Street...) The moogle starts to glow red. Sora:"Moku! Kuko muko!" (Bye!See you later!) Sora starts to walk off, but the moogle follows, sending Sora in a mad dash. The moogle starts chasing Sora around the area. Moogle: "Kupo Muko Kuko! Kupo Muko Kuko! Kupo Muko Kuko! Kupo Muko Kuko! Kupo Muko Kuko! Ku-" The moogle runs into a light pole in the center of the district. Sora stops and looks at the moogle. " Let's go before he wakes up please!" Nikki:" What did you say!" " Nothing, now let's go!" Riku:"Let's go, the others are waiting inside." He points to the shop. Nikki walks in and then Sora sees the moogle starting to gain consciousness. " OH GOD!" He runs inside. Riku sighs and heads inside.

Inside the shop

They walk into the shop and see Cid. Sora:"Hey Cid! How have you been?" Cid:"Nothing much. making ships, selling parts, moogles working upstairs." Sora trembles at the moogle part. Riku quickly changes the subject," Uh, Mr., can you make us a ship?" Cid:" No problem." He takes out a calculator. " That'll be 6,777,925,969.07 munnies." Kairi:" What!" Wakka digs in his pocket,pulls out some change, and counts it," One, two, three, four, ten, six, nine, seven, eight, twenty! We only have this many." He holds out his hand which holds ten munnies. Cid:" I can't help you." Evryone looks down and begins to cry. Cid feels a pinge of guilt," Oh, alright! Just give me the munny!" He snatches the munnies out of Wakka's hand. Everyone stops crying and act normally again. Sora starts to thank Cid, but a moogle falls from the ceiling. Slowly, one-by-one moogles that worked on the top floor crashed to the surface below and filled the store, from top to bottom, in a moogle pool. From somewhere in the shop Sora hears," Kupo Kuko Muko!" Sora:" OH MY GOD! " At a fast pace, he swims through the moogles to reach the front door. Wakka:" HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON! HOLY YVON! HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON! HOLY YEVON! " Tidus whacks moogles' heads with his pole as he swims by. Kairi was petting the moogles," I'll name you Gorge and you Bob! Oh, and you can beTom! You can be Joe!" Nikki just swims about. Oblivion gets caught in the "moogle mess". Riku:" Oblivion! OBLIVION!" He swims among the moogles lookingfor Oblivion. Sora almost grabs the handle, but his ankle is grabbed. Moogle:" KUPO KUKO MUKO!" Sora: " AHHHHHH!" He gets dragged back into the moogles.

Cid manages to get to a window and opens it. The moogles get sucked out of the window, which is sucking them out like a warp hole would. Cid: " That's the second time this week." Everyone falls to the ground with a thud.

Thump! Thump! CRACK!

Everyone landed on their bums, except for Wakka, who fell on his neck and snapped itin the process. Selphie gives Wakka a pheonix down, bringing him back to life. Tidus gets up and helps the rest up. Riku sees Oblivion next to him, picks it up, and strokes it. Kairi gets up and says," Should we stay the night, it's pretty late." Sora:" Sure." Tidus:" Whatever." Nikki: " Ok." Riku:" Oblivion thinks we should stay too." Wakka:" Where are we going to stay?" Tidus: " A hotel. H-O-T-E-L." Wakka: " Oh, ok...where?" Tidus sighs, pulls out his pole, and hits Wakka over the head. Instead, he hit's him too hard and ends up snapping his neck. Everyone looks at the lifeless Wakka and shrug. Nikki drags Wakka and walks with the others to 2nd District.

A/n: Well this chapter was going to be much longer, but I reduced it, so the rest of the chapter will be in the next one. If I'd stopped later it wouldn't be a good break off so I stopped it there.So, well uh, what did you think of this one?

Let me know what you think and I'll try to make the next one sooner.

-Rainisky