Numero tres! Oh, yes! Hey look I rhymed!...............Hello..... This is the third one and I'm going to start now. Sora:"Hey Riku come read it with us!" Riku:"Is Oblivion in there?!"Me:"Uh.......Sure!"Riku:"Yay! Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, Oblivion, OBLIVION!!!!!OBLIVION! OBLIVION! OBLIVION! OBLIVION! OBLIVION! OBLIVION! OBLIVION!"Tidus finally gets tired of him and punches him. A fangirl runs around the corner.Fangirl 11234:"You hurt my Riku!!!"Another fangirl runs around.Fangirl 2343637: "Yes! And he's mine!"Fangirl 33:"No, cause he's mine!"Instead of trying to kill Tidus, like they originally planned, they begin to fight eachother. Fangirl 234325 pokes out 1113's eye out and 1113 does the same. Fangirl 5 punches 45's nose. Fangirl 56455 tries to whack 13245678904758263564536356343656346170346 out with a pole, but 13245678904758263564536356343656346170346 rips her heart out. Everyone stops and looks at her. Everyone:"......................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!"She looks at Riku," Now you're all mine!!!!" Riku stands there for a couple seconds and then he runs with 1324567890475823564536356343656346170346 on his trail. Me:"Well, I don't own KH, Final Fantasy, Disney, guns( Oh goodness no!), and I do own Nikki, I think that's all. Please don't sue me!" I think that the story is boring in the beginning, so bear with me please!

So they were off to find a hotel to stay the night in, but along the way they remembered that they didn't have any munny,so Sora suggested that they find his friends, Leon and Yuffie. So then they were off to find the sewers, where Sora said they would be. Of course they couldn't go wrong with Sora's handy left hand map! Moving on..........Wakka:" Where are we supposed to be staying again?" Tidus:"A hotel. H-O-T-E-L." Wakka: Oh ok!............Where?" Tidus sighs because of Wakka's stupidity and whacks him over the head, but too hard causing his neck to snap again. Kairi was holding Tom, Bob, Joe, and Gorge at the time. Sora sees this and trembles. Then Joe manages to get out of Kairi's death grip nad kicks Sora in the knee. Bob slaps Kairi, causing her to drop Gorge and Tom. Gorge takes Oblivion and runs away. Riku:" OBLIVION! OBLIVION!!!!" Riku chases after Gorge. Tom takes out a gun and shoots at random places. Tom:"KUPUOPUOPUOPUOPUOPUOPUOPUO!!!!!!" He continues shooting at random places. Nikki, Tidus, and Selphie dodge them. Suddenly they hear little tapping noises and hear as they continue growing. Everyone looks around the corner to see a stampede of moogles running toward them.

Tidus runs over to Wakka, who's still dead, and drags him by the rim of his pant leg to the stairs. Riku comes back after getting his sword, sees the moogles, and runs after Tidus. Soon Nikki, Selphie, and Kairi follow. After getting one last moogle off his spiky hair, Sora trails behind them. They all run down the stairs, hearing thump each time Wakka's head collided with each stair step. Tidus:"Where do we go? WHERE DO WE GO?!" Sora observes his map. Kairi tells him to hurry after seeing little red dots coming down the stairs. Sora:" This way!" Sora lead the group around the corner and to a giant door. Yes, you guessed it, the Dalmation's house.

Sora knocked on the door at fast pace. Then the man( I forgot their names.) opened the door. Everyone burst into the house. The women questions," Oh, Sora, hello. May I ask what you are doing here?" Sora explains to them the situation and they agree to let them stay, under ONE condition.Male Owner: " We have an opera to go see, but our babysitter called in sick, so if you babysit them for the puppies for the night you can stay. We'll be staying at a hotel tonight, so we won't be here later. That's not a problem, is it?" Sora:" Of course not." ' Since when do they have operas in Traverse Town?' He thought. So, the owners were off, leaving them in the giant house.

Badguys

Ansem:" Now that I have them under my control, their lives should be completly ruined, I already reset the keyholes anyway." Ursula:" WHAT ABOUT THE RAINING MUFFINS?!?!?" Ooogie Boogie:"AND CHEESECAKE??!" Captain Hook:" SHUT UP! Besides, we shall vanquish Peter Pan with those orbs." Clayton:" GORILLAS!" Malifacent, Sephiroth, and Hades watch the quarrl. Ansem takes out an orb. Suddenly, little moogles run out, raise their arms, and bring their arms down, casting Flare. Ursula, Captain H., and Oogie Boogie disintegrate into thin air. Hades slowly walks out of the room and Ansem sits at his table and fondles his O.O.D while watching the Hero's squirm.

Back To The Heros

So they were stuck watching the puppies and they'd been  up for a while now. Riku:"Oblivion thinks we should sleep now." Tidus:" Oblivion was reading my mind, let's go!" So Riku and Tidus went to the spare bedrooms. Kairi was feeding the puppies, Nikki was watching T.V, and Selphie was helping Kairi. Earlier, Wakka had decided to play around with a puppy, ticked it off, so it had bit him. Needless to say, he was at the balcony of the stairs and fell off. Due to that fact, he was dead and laying in the center of the room. Sora walked in with a bunch of snacks in his hand. Nikki:" What are you doing, those aren't yours!" In the midst of their arguing and Selphie and Kairi admiring the puppies the room suddenly went pitch black. Sora looked around frantically," Tidus, Selphie, Riku, Kairi, Nikki! Where are you?!" Nikki:"Stop yelling, I'm right here!" Sora:" Should we look for the others?" Nikki:"I don't know, they'll probably find us fir-" They heard footsteps. Tap!Tap!........Tap!Tap!Tap!..............Tap!Tap!Tap!Tap!Tap!Tap!...........BOOM!BAM!CRASH! Sora and Nikki looked around panicked, but still found nothing. Sora:"I think we should go now!" Nikki turned around," Not right now....." Multiple red eyes  glowed in the darkness.

- To Selphie -

Selphie zapped into the basement."Mmm...mmmmmm!" She heard. It sounded like someone was being gagged." Where are you?" She asked. "Mmmm!Mmm!" The voice sounded different this time, but it sounded like it came from the corner. Selphie ran over to the corner and saw two people.......Leon and Yuffie, binded in chairs by rope and gagged with socks.

Bang!Clank!Boom!CRASH!

Riku fell down the stairs with Oblivion by his side.Selphie:" What areyou doing here?!" Riku:" That's what I want to know! I was having such a good dream, about me and Oblivion being together forev-" "MMM!" " Oh yeah!" Selphie stated. She untied the two and Riku picked up Oblivion and walked over," So how did you two get here?" Yuffie:"It's a long story!" Leon:" Whatever." Yuffie:" So we were training in our usual place....."

Flashback

" Kupo, pu muko upo kupo! K, U, P, O! " The little army of moogles had snuck into Leon, Yuffie, and Aerith's training area. They spread into different corners of the area. Moogle 1 took out his dart gun. He shot a dart out and hit Leon in his butt. Aerith: Oh my god! Leon! Are you alrigh-" She'd started to say to the fallen Leon, but she too, was hit by the instant sleeping dart. Yuffie ran over to her two fallen comerades," Guys wake up!Wake up!" Then she saw  shiny darts flying from four cornersof the room. She quickly dodged them all, took out a ninja star, and hit Moogle 4 in the center of it's forehead. Moogle4:"KUUUUUPOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" (Holy fuck!!!!!!)Moogle2:"KUPO MU MOPUKO!!!"(Nooooo! Agent foooour!) Moogle 2 shot another at her but she dodged again and through a ninja star, hitting it in it's eye. Moogle2:"KUPPPPPO! !#$!!$&&!!!!(HOLY FUCK! BEEPBBEPBEEP) Soon Yuffie had killed them all except for number one. Moogle 1 pulled out it's walkie talkie," MUKO PO POKO KUKO!!!" Yuffie threw a ninja star at him."KUUUUUUUPO!!!" Yuffie smiled in pride of her victory. Then she started doing the Chicken Dance. Tap!Tap!.......Tap!Tap!Tap!Tap!Tap!Ta!Tap!Tap!Tap! Too caught up in her Dance of Chicken, she didn't notice the mass of moogles surrounding her. A dart flew past her cheek. She opened her eyes and saw the moogles," Uh, hi guys!" She laughed nervously. Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh! Many shots were fired triggering an akward silence. Random Moogle:".............MUPO MU KO KUPO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Victory is ours!)"MUPO MU KO KUPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUPO MU KO KUPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUPO MU KO KUPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUPO MU KO KUPO!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Theother moogles shouted with the moogle,proud of their victory. Then the moogles dragged them to a big giant house( The place they're at now.)

End Flashback

A/N: I think I'll stop here. Yes, I know, probably not as funny as the previous ones, but there was a lot of explaining in this one, so I couldn't really add in as much humor. I'm sorry this one came out WAY later than I said, I just got caught up with things and then I was being lazy so yeah. See you next time. ( Fangirl 13245678904758263564536356343656346170346  chases Riku in the background. Tidus:" Ok, enough is enough! (Takes Sora's Keyblade and sets 13245678904758263564536356343656346170346 on fire. Riku watches as she burns to bits.) Bye!

- rainisky