A/N: Heya, everyone! I'm so glad you all found part 2 easily (I hope, I mean, it did say part 2 right there…) but if you didn't, you shouldn't feel bad. Millions of other people out there suffer from this chronic illness.
Er, sorry about that. Ok. So, we're in Chicago and they make darn good hot dogs and pizza so what do you think we're going to do all day? Yes, we are going to eat and be crazy tourists.
Thank you to the helpful people I know who have been to Chicago and some distant relations.
Chapter Two: Welcome to Chicago!Right outside the Hyatt Regency, in Downtown Chicago…
"Ooooh! Look, there's like a skyscraper and…and lots of people!" Pippin says.
"Ooooh!" Everyone else says, amazed.
"Ah!" Kay screams, falling and breaking her leg.
"Shiznit, Kay, why'd you have to go and do that?" Denethor asks.
"Uh, sorry?"
"It's ok, dear. Pip will love you…" Pippin says, giving Kay a really romantic kiss right there in plain view of everyone on the street.
"Hey, you two, save it for your hotel room." Boromir says.
"Boromir, stop fighting with people who are two feet shorter than you." Mary says mockingly.
Boromir mocks Mary as Mary throws him a very angry look.
The people all pile into the lobby, where they see…
"Gandalf?"
Indeed, there sits Gandalf, smoking away on a pipe, while his bodyguard, Twisty, stands there, glaring at other women who seem to be looking at Gandalf.
"Hey! You can't be his bodyguard! It's ME! ME ONLY!" She screams at one unfortunate passer-by.
"Hey!" Everyone says, running towards Gandalf, who nearly chokes on his tobacco or whatever he's smoking in there (It's DOPE! Haha.)
"OH! I didn't know you people were coming to Chicago…" he says nervously.
"Uh, Gandalf? Hello? How else do you think you get to California?" Mary asks.
"I dunno." Gandalf gives everyone a kooky smile.
"Hey, Ms. Bodyguard? Gandalf seems to be a bit high, I don't think you're doing your job." Boromir says.
"ARRR!" Twisty jumps on Boromir and starts beating him up.
Mary jumps in to help beat up Boromir, who is screaming and punching like there's no tomorrow. Faramir jumps in to save Mary. Denethor jumps in to beat up Faramir and Mary. Pippin jumps in to beat up Denethor. Kay just whacks everyone in the fight with her crutch that she magically got. Merry just feels angry, so he jumps in. Annabel wants to protect Merry, so she jumps in. Frodo wants a hot dog—now!—so he jumps in, trying to get people to stop fighting so he can get the freakin' hotdog. Tina jumps in because it looks like fun.
Soon, everyone is fighting. Wisely, everyone except Mary, Boromir, Faramir, Denethor, Kay, and Tina have jumped out and remain unscathed.
"Guys, stop before we get kicked out." Gandalf says.
So, they do. Boromir has a broken nose, Faramir has a large bruise on his cheek, Denethor has a bleeding cut on his forehead (From Kay and her crutch...), Tina has a bruised eye and a cut, and Mary has a black eye and a bloody nose.
"You all look like you're out to kill!" Gandalf says.
"Yeah, well, what if we are?" Mary asks, pinching her nose.
"You're all crazy! I WANT A HOT DOG!" Frodo screams. He throws himself on the ground and starts kicking and screaming.
"Uh…" Everyone takes 10 GIANT STEPS away from Frodo except Tina, who huggles him for a bit.
"We'll get you a hotdog." Tina whispers.
"People believe anything if you whisper it." Mary says.
"Yeah."
So Frodo gets up, tears coming out of his large beautiful blue eyes, sniffles, and walks to the couch. Tina sits next to him, whispering into his ear.
Mary and Faramir start talking about going to play laser tag and paintball and then going to a club.
Denethor walks over to the hotel check in and goes over their reservations and stuff like that.
"All right, everyone, we're all on floor 3, so here are your card keys. Everyone get your crap out of your cars and we'll put our stuff in our rooms."
"I don't think my belongings are crap, father." Faramir says.
"Yeah, well, that's you." Denethor says.
"Hey! You want another fight?" Mary says, pushing Denethor.
"Maybe…"
"BRING IT!" Mary screams, jumping on Denethor and beating him to a bloody little pulp. Or, she would have, if Boromir didn't pry her off.
"Mary!" Faramir screams, trying to cover the colorful words streaming forth from Mary's mouth in unseen quantities.
"Sorry, Faramir, but your asshole of a father was asking for it." Mary says.
"MY GOD! MARY!" Faramir says.
"Sorry…"
"Now, look. Everyone, in 10 minutes we're getting a hot dog—"
"YAY!" Screams Frodo from the couch.
"Uh, yeah. And I want you all ready to go in 10 minutes!" Denethor screams.
10 minutes later…
Everyone is dressed accordingly (jeans and t-shirts all around), when Orliey presents a good question:
"Where are Gandalf and Twisty gonna sit?"
"No room in my car." Mary says.
"Aragorn's car is too full."
"Fine, fine, they'll ride with us." Denethor says. "You don't mind sitting on the floor, do you?"
"Not really." Gandalf says.
Everyone piles into their respective cars.
With Mary, Faramir, and Elrond…"Elrond, do you have to wear shirts like that?" Mary groans, pointing at Elrond's shirt ("Gettin' Lucky in Anfalas").
"Why, yes I do! Maybe we should ask if you have to wear shirts like that." Elrond says, pointing at Mary's AC/DC Back in Black shirt.
"At least it's not, "Gettin' Lucky in Anfalas"! Isn't that in Gondor? You should wear, like, "Gettin' Lucky in Rivendell" or something." Faramir says.
"And what are you wearing, hmmm?" Elrond asks. He looks at Faramir's "Black Rider Tour 2001" shirt from when Faramir and Mary went to the Nazgul's World Premiere Tour in 2001.
"Hey, it's a band." Faramir says.
"Sure…Sauron sympathizer." Elrond mutters.
"Hey, shut up." Mary says, zooming along down the road as Elrond topples into the trunk (I made my car a hatchback).
With Denethor and Company…"Hoooray! I get my HOTDOG! Wahooooo!" Frodo screams.
"YAY! I get out of the car only to come back in!" Boromir says sarcastically.
Another fight almost breaks out, until Denethor sharply pulls into the Hot Dog Palace Parking Lot.
"WHOA!" Everyone screams, toppling out of their seats. They all wind up smushed against the door.
"Boromir…you need to lose some weight." Tina mutters.
"Hey! I'm not fat!"
"I never said you were!" Tina mutters. "Gandalf, your foot is in my mouth."
"Sorry."
Eventually, they all get out of the car and walk in.
"HANDS UP! This is a robbery!" Boromir says, pointing a little water gun at the people.
"God. Where is he from? Loony land?" Asks one girl, who walks out.
The Apartment people walk over to the counter and order a couple hotdogs apiece.
"That'll be 150." Says the worker.
"Here." Denethor says, handing over his Platinum Visa.
They all go to sit down and eat their hotdogs.
"Frodo, why do you have 10 hotdogs?" Mary asks.
"Because I CAN!" Frodo screams.
A/N: Yeah, this chapter was really dumb but you know what? Whatever! So in our next chapter, we'll terrorize the hotel and have a whole lot of fun! Wahoooo! Craziness rules! Anyway, read and review, but if you got this far, you read it…I think…