My excuse: Rainisky pulls out her bazooka machine gun and she fires at Writers' Block.Writers' Block blasts into pieces. "YAY! I have conquered! Due to a minor case of writers' block, being busy, and having a large case of laziness, I'm back! So for the long delay, I have brought you the Orbs O' Darkness: Christmas Edition..........disclaimer."

I've gotten suggestions to change the way I write.THANK YOU WHOEVER YOU PEOPLE ARE!!(I'm really lazy, sorry)....yeah. Dodges Cloud's sword. I can't believe I forgot he was here! AHHH! Rainsky busts the door open and runs into the princesses' battlefield. The room is on fire and Jasmine is chasing Snow White with a chainsaw. Kairi has sliced off all the dwarfs' heads and is roasting them in the inferno. Cinderella is chasing after Alice, who has taken her glass slipper. Belle notices that no one is worrying about the chair and sits in it. Aurora comes by with a pot and hits Belle with it, causing her to fly out of the chair. Aurora sits in the chair only to have her head sliced off by Kairi. Kairi sits in it and tkaes a chunk out of a dwarf's head. Rainsky runs in front of the chair with Cloud following, Kairi gets in the way and gets her head chopped of by Cloud, who continues following Rainisky.

Aurora's Head: Rainsky does NOT own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, or anything that has to do with them(Disney, guns, swords, etc.) Enjoy the feature of Orbs O' Darkness:Christmas Edition!Her head gets stomped on by Snow White and Jasmine,who's running after Snow White.

Recap: Aerith, Kairi, and Cloud were running away from Robot Cloud. Riku, Selphie, Leon, and Yuffie had fended off moogles and after they fended off moogles, they saw.....something I will not yet reveal. Nikki and Sora were being attacked by puppies and an "accident" happened, which caused Sora to summon Dumbo, who kinda, sorta flooded the house.

- To Kairi,Aerith,Tidus, and Cloud -

Kairi, Tidus, and Aerith were running from Robot Cloud's attacks.

Robot Cloud:" KILL AERITHS! KILL AERITHS! KILL AERITHS! KILL AERITHS! "

The three jumped around the corner to dodge his attack and began running down the hall.They could hear Cloud gaining on them, so they ran faster. Suddenly, they could all hear something, like a river, flowing down. They all turned around and saw "it". The massive amount of water rapidly flowed down the other end of the hall.

KAT(Kairi,Aerirth,Tidus):" AHHH!"

They all ran for their lives and turned the corner of the hall, and Robot Cloud missed them by the moment.

Robot Cloud:" KILL AERITHS! KILL AERITHS!"

Then Robot Cloud heard the same thing, something like water, comming closer, and closer, and closer. He turned around and saw the wave,which turned him into his normal self.

Cloud:" Oh dear......HOLY SHIT!"

He ran in the direction of the others. Kairi, Aerith, and Tidus had been running down tons of halls and finally came to one........with a dead end. Now isn't that dandy? To make matters worse, Cloud had just ran around the corner.The three spotted him.

K,A,T: "AHHHH!"

Cloud: "AHHHH!"

Cloud screamed out of shock and confusion.

K,A,T:" AHHHH!"

Cloud: "AHHHH!"

K,A,T:" AHHHH!"

Cloud: "AHHHH!"

K,A,T:" AHHHH!"

Cloud: "AHHHH!"

SPLASH!

- To Wakka -

He still was on the floor, dead, as the wave came and swllowed him up.

!SPLASH!

Everyone, with the exception of Yuffie, Leon, Riku, and Selphie, had been swallowed up in the giant mass of water, once again. The water had finally flowed to a hall with a window. The water had flowed out of the window like a vacum, but Wakka wasn't alive to keep himself to inside the house. As a result, he flew out of the window with the puppies and the dead moogles, down all of the ten stories of the house.

- To Selphie, Leon, Yuffie, and Riku -

They all began to drool at what they were seeing. Too busy in a daze, they didn't notice their friends saturated in water behind them. (Meaning, the window was in the same hall that they were.)

Sora:" Hey look everyone! It's everyone!"

He sees what the other were staring at and he begins to tremble in fear. Kairi, Nikki, Aerith, Tidus, and Cloud looked at the direction of the sight and began to stare, for what was in front of them was an unusually large, supersized......moogle. This moogle was as tall as the Statue of Liberty, yes, the Statue of Liberty and they were stuck, in the hall with it, along with the other 10,000 moogles.

- To Ansem, Malificent, and Sephiroth -

Ansem was in the kitchen, getting some sack out of the fridge for a lunch break, when he heard: !CRASH!.....Clank, clank.....Tap, tap, thump, thump! Ansem quickly ran to the confrence room and looked around. He noticed that something was missing, the Orb O' Darkness. He looked at a wall, then his eyes slowly traveled down it, and he saw little pieces of dark, black glass shattered around everywhere.

- To the Heros -

Everyone was running for their lives, trying to dodge the moogles' bullets and the giant moogle's footsteps.

Tidus: "NOOO!" !CRUNCH!

He got crushed by the giant moogle. Selphie was already shot in the leg , Kairi in the arm, Riku in the eye, Leon in the flank, and Cloud in the back. Nikki,Sora, Yuffie,and Aerith were doing alrig- !CRUNCH!!CRUNCH!!CRUNCH! !CRUNCH!.......Uh, nevermind. Then the moogles stopped moving. Everyone was puzzled, but then they saw the moogles' body parts starting to deform. Sora realized what was going to happen.

Sora:" RUN! THEY'RE GOING TO BLOW!"

Kairi:" RUN WHERE?!"

Everyone slowly turned their heads to the window.

Aerith:" COWABUNGA!"

She jumped out of the window. Then everyone else followed her.

" AHHHH!" "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE" " HOLY YEVON!" "FISHTACOGERMS!" "AHHHHHHHHH!"

They all hit the bottom of all ten stories as the house blew up.

Nikki:"I think...I broke..my leg..."

Everyone passed out again.

- To Ansem, Malificent, and Sephiroth -

Ansem:" Sephiroth! Malificent!"

Then two heads appeared around the corner of the wall. They slowly walked over to where Ansem was standing.

Ansem:" Explain."

The two started talking rapidly, blaming eachother for the mess, getting their words mixed together. Soon, it was too much for Ansem to take.

Ansem:" SILENCE! Ok, Sephiroth, you explain."

Sephiroth:" IT WAS ALL HER FA-"

He stopped due to a glare from Ansem.

Sephiroth:" Well, Malificent and I got bored, so we decided to play a game. Then we saw the orb and decided to play dodgeball. I threw it at her and she... kinda...... dodged it.......yeah."

He could see the look of rage on Ansem face. Ansem pulled out another orb and was about to cast a spell on the two when,

Malificent:" LIER!"

She pushed Sephiroth and he shoved her back. The she shoved him so hard to where he was pushed into Ansem. Ansem dropped the orb, but only half of it broke. Ansem was knocked out and so was Sephiroth. Malificent smiled evilly and started to walk away, but she tripped on the half of the orb and she was knocked out too....

- To the Heros -

Aerith felt little drops of something cold falling on her cheek. Her arms were cold, her feet were cold, heck, she was cold! She sat up and looked around. It was snowing! 'Butitisn't for supposed to snow for another month'. She thought. She saw that everyone was asleep, so she crawled over to Leon.

Aerith:" Leon, hey Leon, get up.....Leon...GET UP!"

She made a snowball and threw one in his face. Then in a flash, a red light was on Aerith's eye and a laser like sound could be heard. Yuffie was sleeping, thinking about throwing her ninja stars at moogles, while clucthing a star in her hand. She heard the sound and was awaken by the sound.

Yuffie:" DIE EVIL BEINGS!"

She threw her ninja star, sat up, looked around, and saw Aerith dodging Leon's Gublade bullets.

"HOLY YEVON!"

The ninja star implanted itself in the eye of the now alive Wakka. Wakka was blinded and he stomped on Sora. Sora sat up and clutched his sides, trying to regain his breath. Kairi heard a laser like sound, sat up, and saw a red dot on her forehead. She began running with Aerith. Tidus just sat up and watched the events. Riku was still sleeping, daydreaming about Oblivion which he strangled is his hand. Aerith hid behind Cloud and Leon's bullets reflected off his armor and into Nikki's foot.

Nikki:"BLOODY HELL!"

Nikki pulled out her gun and started shooting at Cloud. Then she began shooting at random places. Her bullets left a burning chaos when she missed.( Which was all the time, considering no one would dare get shot by her "gun".)

"HOLY YEVON!"

Nikki shot Wakka, sending him flying off until he was nothing but a speck in the sky.

- To the Badguys -

The trio was unconscious just as Ansem's butler, Mr. Moogle, was coming in to do his daily chores. He noticed them in a heap in the corner next to something that was round and black. He slowly creeped to it and picked it up. He looked at the orb and saw some people running from insane teens' weapon's bullets. He thought that it would be funny if the bullets were snowballs....

- To theGoodguys -

Leon and Nikki were shooting at everyone else, leaving mass destruction everywhere their bullets went. Then their deadly bullets turned into, soft white snowballs? ' The hell?' Leon thought.

- To Mr. Moogle -

Mr. Moogle noticed that his thought had came true. He now noticed what he could do......

A beam of light,starting from the center, shined on TraverseTown. Soon, the whole planet was engulfed in the light. Everyone in the town took a drastic transformation.

- To the Goodguys -

Leon and Nikki were puzzled.

Nikki:"The bloody thing's broken!"

She pounded her gun on the snow. Suddenly, a light came and blinded them all.

Tidus:" So bright!"

Sora:" It BURNS!"

Leon:" I'M MELTING!"

The light faded.

Yuffie:" You gwuys wook so fwuny."

She starts giggling and Aerith gasped.

Aerith:" Wook!Evweywons so tiny!"

Riku:" What doo you mean?" He sucked on his thumb and held Oblivion in his right hand, which was about as tall as he was. Then Sora gasped.

Sora:" Its so pwointy!"

He goes to touch Oblivion and he pricks his finger.

Sora:" I pwoked my fingeor!I got a boo boo now! Waaaa!"

Everyone gasped and crowded around Sora's finger. They stared intentley at his finger.

Kairi:" It's blooed!"

Cloud:" Ooh, ooh, I wanna wick it!"

Cloud swipes off some of the blood and licks it.

Tidus:" Dwoes it twaste gooed?"

He swipes some off too and licks it.

Sora:" It bwuns!Waaa!"

- To Mr. Moogle -

Mr. Moogle was watching the people in Traverse Town suffer, but one group took to his liking especially, the group that was crowding around one boy. He decided to take them somewhere else.

- To the Chibi Goodguys -

Sora:" Waaaa!"

Soon, everyone had gotten a taste to Sora's finger. Riku then smiled with an idea, used Oblivion to prick his finger, and sucked on his finger.

Riku:" It twastes wiech twichen!"

!ZAP!

I don't see why they call goodguys good guys, it really confuses me. So they're chibi now and the insane Mr. Moogle has control of where they go. What could happen? Rainisky is running for the window and jumps out over to her friends house. Climbs up the roof and knocks on the window. Friend: " Your house is destroyed again? Come on in!" Walks into her room and goes downstairs into the living room . Goes over to the computer. Starts typing Christmas Edition Pt.2.

Questions, comments, and concerns are wanted!

-Rainisky