A/N: Hello and welcome to a very special chapter three. Anyway, in this episode we are going to run around the hotel scaring everyone and everybody, then come off our sugar high and feel really glum. And so I present to you…chapter three! With a special gift if you review: your name in lights at the Retirement Facility Arcade (tell me you don't want that one!)!
Chapter Three: On Terrorizing Hotels.
Back at the hotel…
"WHOOO!" Pippin screams, jumping around the lobby.
Frodo is moaning because he ate 10 hotdogs and 3 large fries. Tina is giving him some Pepto-Bismol and comforting him. Mary and Faramir are looking over crazy activities to do while in Chicago, including paintball, mini golf,and laser tag.
Galadriel and Haldir have magically appeared (in their own car) and are looking over the Lyric Opera House's Spring Program and are circling ones they'd like to see. Denethor and Orliey are worrying about getting married on the way home in Vegas and are looking at an out-of-date Party Games book so they know what to do at their reception.
"Attention Hyatt Regency Patrons: in One Minute the Free Snack Bar will be open to the public." Says the loudspeaker.
"FOOD!" Merry, Pippin, Elrond, and Denethor say, looking up.
"AHHH!" Mary screams as Boromir jumps over her to go line up by the snack bar door.
A scared-looking Hyatt Regency employee opens the door as everyone from the Apartments storm in and load up on food. Mary grabs a couple apples and chips, Faramir gets a giant bag of cotton candy, Boromir gets some pizza, and everyone else just gets whatever they want.
"BACK AWAY FROM THE DORITOS!" Merry screams.
Everyone then walks out to the hotel lobby and crashes there.
"Mmm…cheese pizza." Boromir says, staring lovingly at the 10 pieces he grabbed.
"No wonder you're so fat." Tina says.
Frodo and Faramir laugh at this, as Mary smiles and nods.
"I am NOT FAT! I'm just built up." Boromir says indignantly.
"Sure, that's what they all say."
Boromir mopes off in a corner with Breck for comfort reasons. Mary and Tina whisper hurriedly and the words "Boromir", "Bomb", and "Closet" can be heard, along with maniacal laughter from Mary.
"Hey, let's get all our stuff into our rooms." Frodo offers.
"Great idea!"
So what do they do? Put all the stuff into their rooms!
Three hours later…"WHO'S UP FOR SWIMMING?" Frodo screams, all signs of an upset stomach gone.
"ME!" Everyone else screams, changing into swim gear.
10 minutes later…
Everyone is down at the nice, large pool, soaking up rays from the fake sunlights and hitting a beach ball around.
"Damnit, Pip, you popped the beach ball." Frodo whines. Everyone does their own thing now.
Mary and Faramir are playing water basketball and Frodo and Tina are chilling in the hot tub. Denethor and Orliey are laughing at some really old jokes Elrond is telling, and Kay is looking at Pippin, who, coincidently, looks very nice in his swim trunks (I think she's staring at his butt…hahaha.)
Suddenly, Merry cannonballs off the poolside and splashes Elrond. Elrond freaks and jumps into the pool, screaming about how he's going to kill that ignorant little flippin' hobbit.
"ARGHH!" Elrond screams, jumping into the pool. Elrond and Merry start fighting. Merry pulls Elrond's hair….
"AIIIII! MY beautiful Elvish hair!" Elrond screams. He gets out of the pool and hides in a corner, sobbing and looking at his hair.
"What an idiot." Mary mutters, then goes back to doing whatever it wasshe wasdoingbefore.
Frodo is busy lounging around in the hot tub, staring into Tina's eyes. Suddenly, they start kissing and everyone looks away.
"Great. And then they'll be making out and we'll have to leave." Boromir says grumpily.
"Put a cork in it." Mary says.
"Wanna fight, punk?" Boromir growls.
"No." Mary laughs, going back to Faramir and staring in his eyes.
Soon, Denethor cannonballs into the pool and splashes everyone. Everyone yells and jumps in, and a splash fight breaks out.
"AHHH! MY EYE!" Elrond screams, as a little drop of water gets in his eye.
Everyone shakes their head as Elrond climbs out of the pool.
A/N: Sorry about the really short chapter, but I just got back from Vacation and I decided to wrap this up and then work on a longer chapter for chapter 4. So review, etc., and read on.