! UNLESS YOU CARE ABOUT MY LIFE, READING THIS ISN'T NECESSARY:

Rainisky:" How long has it been! I've been separated from my baby too long, but I have it back now, I've missed you so much! (Rainisky glomps her computer. ) Moving is such a drag! I moved around two days before Christmas! And we had to work on Christmas day, cleaning the house, setting up my room, and so much other crud. I wasn't able to get on the computer for two months and my sisters keep terrorizing my room cause all the videogames are in there. And school is horrible, we all know that already. I have one friend, she's pretty nice, but I haven't been able to communicate with my friends for a while now, ever since we moved. I missed Deviantart, Quizilla, and so much. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has moved around here, I feel as horrible as you, possibly even worse since I'm completely attached to my com-"

!NOW, YOU CAN READ THE ACTUAL DISCLAIMER:

( Kairi shoots an arrow at Rainisky.)

Kairi: " We don't care about your idiotic life, we just want a chapter!" ( Kairi raises a flaming arrow threateningly.)

Rainisky: "Alright, alright, alright! Well, if I'm remembering correctly, last time they all turn chibi and zapped somewhere. Right?

Yuffie: " Correct."

( Rainisky: 0.o?) Rainisky: " What are you doing here ?"

Yuffie: "What do you mean, wasn't there supposed to be a party or something?"(Rainisky turns to the princesses and the dwarfs.)

Alice: " It was all Mr. Moogle's idea!"

(Rainisky pulls out a chainsaw and slowly makes her way to Mr. Moogle, who running for his life.)

Cloud: " Kill Aerith!" ( Cloud attacks Sora.)

Sora: " And since when did I resemble Ae-" (Sora is be legged by Cloud's sword. Tidus runs in with a flamethrower.)

Tidus: " BURN BABY BURN! BUWHAHAHAHAHA!" ( Rainisky dodge rolls into Leon.)

Rainisky: " Fancy meeting you here. Hehehe..." ( A laser like sound is heard and Rainisky jumps behind a flaming couch.)

A random announcing guy that says all the catches, side affects, etc. about products: " Rainisky doesn'townKingdomHearts,FinalFantasy,Naruto,Disney,oranythingassociatatedwiththose videogames.Shedoesn'townanyofthesongsinthisstory,sodonotsueher,enjoyyourfuture presentation.Ifyoucannotreadbabylanguage,youshouldconsultyourdoctorbeforereadingthisselection."

KUPOMUPOKUPOMUPOKUPOMUPOKUPOMUPOKUPO

!ZAP!

Everyone was zapped...somewhere. They were surrounded by white brick walls except for the one in front of them, where shiny metal bars barricaded them.

Leon: "I beweave tat we are jailed."

Cloud: "Just wike cwops and robbors!"

Selphie: "Bwut tat would mean tat we awe tha bwadguys! WAAAAA! I'm not a bwadguy!"

Kairi: "Ooh, lwook at tha lwittle tweddy bwears! I want one!"

Kairi started reaching her hand out of the bars. Sora and Riku looked at what Kairi believed to be teddy bears and gasped. Sora began hyperventilating, for what Kairi saw were none other than moogle cops. Two moogles stood outside on both sides of the jail cell, dressed as cops.

Moogle Cop One: " Kupo mupo kukpo kuko."

Moogle Cop Two: "Kupo mupo kukmo kuko kuko poku kupo mumo."

Sora: "Tay sayed tat tayed chwange us bwack to normaled in tis many twimes(holds up ten fingers,meaning ten minutes.)

and ten tayed mwake us pway ta pwice."

Aerith: " Bwut we don't have any munnies!"

Nikki: " Stupid! Tay meaned tat tay were going to mwake us pway ta pwice!"

Tidus:(0.o?) " Wat's ta dwiffenc-"

Nikki: "Shaddup! I'm twakin'!"

Yuffie: "Oooh! You sayed a bwad word!"

Suddenly, the group heard the sound of a jail cell door closing.

" Gimme my dwamn lolli!"

"Cwam down Lwarxenie , when we get outta here we cwan brutawe murda em'.

Larxene: " I dwon't gwive a damn Axie, tay pwomised me a lolli and I want it now! GIVE ME MY LOLLI!"

"Mwake her shuddup Axie, she's given me a headake."

Axel: " Dwon't you tink I tyied(tried) tat aweady! Dwo it yoself Vwexie!"

Vexen: " You ain't my momma! You poo-poo head!"

Marluxia: " Stwop awguinn' ya babies! We ain't gonna get out if you kweep on awguing tweni-fo seven!"

Larxene: "I said gimme my beep, beep lollipop!"

Axel: "Just give her the damned lolli aweady! Or I'll bwast all your heads off!"

He holds up a bazooka and puts a finger on the trigger. Moogle Cop One sighs and gives Larxene a lollipop.

Vexen: "Where's my lolli?"

Moogle Cop Two: "Mupo kuk kup-"( But you said that she-)

Axel: " Give em' a lolli!"

Moogle Cop One: "Mupo kuk kumo ku-"(But we don't have any-)

Axel: " Ywour towminated!"(You're terminated!)

Axel pulls the trigger and it blows up the moogle cops. All the other cops try to stop him, but they are blown up too.

Tidus: " Hey, mwista(mister), do ya tink ya could bust us outta here!"

Axel says, "Sure," and he blows their jail cell apart, blasting Tidus in the process. He snickers and runs off with the other unknowns. Leon says, "Alwighty, we need to spwit(split) up intwo(into) goups. Ok, goup one is Wiku, Nikki, Cwloud, Aewiefth, and Swelphie. Goup two is Twidus, Kaiwi, Sowa, Yuffie, and me. Goup one wheel(will) gow find a way to mwake us big again, while goup two wheel go cwlewer(clear) ta exit. Rweady!"

Everyone: " Bweak!"

- To The Badguys -

Ansem awoke first. He shook and rubbed his head, then looked around to get used to his surroundings. When he realized he was at his conference room he did what he'd normally do and went to sit in his oversized conference chair. So, Ansem walked over to the chair when suddenly the chair spun around and there sitting in it was none other than Mr. Moogle. Mr. Moogle put his pinky to his mouth. (Think Dr. Evil from Austin Powers, yeah, like that...cept' moogles don't have pinkies.)

Mr. Moogle: "Koupo mopo kopokomoku opum mupo kupo! Kupo kupo muko kuko mupo kukopo, kumokupo mupopo moko! Kupomupokukokumo mumomomopokukupomomo kupo kupo moko kupo. Ku kopo ko kokumupo!"

( I have been under your lousy control too long! Now that I have your supply of orbs, nothing can stop me! You've treated me like velvet dimplehairs and I'm not going to take it anymore! From now on I'm going to rule and you're going to hell!)

Malificent and Sephiroth happened to be behind Ansem as Mr. Moogle began casting a permanent spell on Ansem. The wave of pink power captured all three of them and they were zapped somewhere...

-To the Goodguys (Group One) -

Riku, Nikki, Cloud, Aerith, and Selphie ran down the hall, hiding occasionally from the moogle guards.

Cloud: " Ok, I see a dwoor ova' there, so Swelphie, Wiku, and me awre gonna stay hewer and watch out for tha tweddy bwears (teddy bears) while Nikki and Aweifth go in that woom ova there!"

Cloud points to a door at the end of the hall. Aerith and Nikki run over to the door and quietly creep inside.

A/N: Well, that's all for now, I've got a WB, so I've got to sulk and think. Oh if you didn't know who those four people were in the jail cell, they're from KH:CoM. They will be more included later.Now for the ending extra:

Rainisky is wearing a business suit and drawing a stick figure on a hill with a sun and a stick tree. She draws a line from the stick figure and writes: Sasuke. Then she walks to a podium in front of the audience that is filled with girls/ladies/boys/men from Kingdom Hearts and Naruto.

Rainisky:" A picture of Sasuke, starting at five dollars!"

Selphie:" Ten dollars!"

Kairi:" Eleven dollars!"

Aerith:" Twenty-seven dollars!"

Hinata:" Eighty!"

Sakura:" My life!"

Everyone except for Sakura, Ino and Naruto who's eating Ramen: 0.o?

Ino:" Two lives!"

Sakura:" Three lives!"

The room is silent.

Rainisky:" Three lives going once...three lives going twice...SOLD TO SAKURA FOR THREE LIVES!"

Rainisky gives the picture to Sakura and then pulls out a bazooka machine gun.

Rainisky:" Hold still."

Rainisky shoots a humogous hole through Sakura, Ino, and Naruto. Sasuke then walks in the room and sees the three dead.

Sasuke: 0.o?

Rainisky is in the corner again, drawing a stick figure of Riku...

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