Chapter 12

"Psst..Potter…wake up! I'm huuunngggryyyy" Lily whined next to James ear the night before they planned to go to Hogsmeade.

"Yeah punk we're starved help us out here." Peyton whispered punching him a little roughly in the arm, deciding that force was the better way to get him out of bed.

"mmm?" James mumbled. "What the bloody hell are you two doing in my room during the middle of the night?"

"We're hungry and we don't know where the kitchen is exactly…well we have a good idea but…we haven't been in the dark… or as much as you have so…yeah a little help here?" Peyton whispered loudly.

"Get Padfoot to take you I'm tired." James replied, with his eyes still closed.

"Fine." Lily answered, and marched to Sirius's bed. "Black, get out of bed, we're hungry and we need help."

"Hmm FOOD?" Sirius nearly yelled as he bolted upright. "Let's go, screw beauty sleep I'm beautiful enough. Prongs you're coming too ol' buddy." He added, jumping on James' bed.

"Fine, its obvious no one will be sleeping around here if the almighty and powerful Lily and Peyton are hungry." James grumbled sarcastically, getting out of bed and grabbing the invisibility cloak.

"FIELD TRIP!" Sirius yelled, forgetting his sleeping dorm mates. Luckily they all learned to block him out years ago and then he practically threw himself under the cloak.

"Oh honestly, how old are we?" Lily sighed, ducking under the cloak, with James and Peyton following. They exited the common room and headed for the kitchens.

"Lily are you grabbing my arse?" James grinned, hoping to Merlin she was doing it on purpose.

"No?" Lily answered confused.

"Oh sorry mate." Sirius replied offhandedly.

"Were you touching his arse?" Peyton giggled.

"Yeah I thought it was yours." Sirius said…er…seriously. (A/N sorry I swear I didn't plan it THAT time lol)

Lily and Peyton were already thrown into fits of laughter. They could just make out the look of horror plastered on James' face, and just the thought of Sirius feeling James up was just hilarious.

"If you're quite done now…" James interrupted. Laughter was the only response. "Well we're at the kitchens so just shut up and get your food." He added disgruntled.

"Why was it so funny?" Sirius asked dumbly. "I just don't get you guys sometimes."

Laughter.

"Come on it wasn't THAT funny." James said.

Laughter.

"IT WAS DISGUSTING! I THOUGHT IT WAS LILY!" James finally yelled.

The laughter turned to full fledged cackling.

"Yoou-u- shhh-shhould haave sss-een you're FACE!" Lily managed to splutter out, and threw in an impression of James face. This was a mixed expression between having Snape's hair touch you and Rhianna Jackson, resident Slytherin slut, ask you out. This only made Peyton laugh harder of course, and Lily, without meaning to, had suddenly made Sirius laugh.

"Now that I think about it mate, your face did kinda look like that." Sirius laughed. James rolled his eyes.

"Can we just get some food and get out of here. I'm tired." James whined.

"Aww does little Jamesie need his beauty sleep?" Peyton asked, finally gaining control over herself and wiping tears from her eyes.

"Merlin knows what they do in that dorm…after tonight I'm not really sure." Lily said, causing more laughter from Peyton and Lily, annoyance from James, and of course dumblooksonsomepeoplesfaces which was Sirius naturally.

"GET YOUR BLOODY FOOD!" James screamed, finally losing it.

"Wow…we obviously know who NOT to wake up ever again." Peyton said.

"Yeah Prongsie gets a little sensitive when he's awoken from deep slumber" Sirius said, helping the girls gather up some food.

"Si, nice pajamas." Peyton commented, finally noticing his attire, and suppressed a giggle.

"Why thank you fair maiden, I so very much enjoy them when I retire for the evening." He replied in a ridiculous voice. Small knights in armor where riding around on horses on Sirius's pajamas. Some were battling; some were dining in a castle, and doing other various tasks. "I thoroughly enjoy this little feature too." And at this phrase he turned around and flicked the buttons connecting the flap to the bottom of his pants and exposed his bum.

"Sirius! Put the lights out, you're blinding me here." Lily commented, shielding her eyes.

"Ha. Ha. Very funny Flower. It's not THAT white and you know it." Sirius pouted.

"Yeah I know but it was just to easy." Lily smirked. James was momentarily pondering the thought of exposing his butt to Lily too just for a little extra attention but then he realized she was talking to him.

"Huh? I wasn't listening." James admitted as they all crammed back underneath the cloak.

"I was saying don't even think about trying that…but obviously you were to busy thinking about Sirius' butt." Lily smiled when James scowled.

"I was NOT thinking of his arse…sheesh I need to find some new friends." James grunted.

"Prongsie…I'm hurt!" Sirius said as the approached the Fat Lady portrait.

"I was talking about new friends that were girls." James sighed.

"Well none of the other girls want to be JUST friends with you James. They just want to get in your pants." Peyton said seriously.

"I can't believe you just said that." Lily sighed. "You're so blunt sometimes it surprises me."

"I was just speaking the truth." Peyton shrugged.

"James is sexy." Lily said. They all looked at her.

"It's the new password don't ask me I didn't make it up gosh." Lily said climbing through the portrait hole followed by her friends.

"Well I guess we'll see you girls down here tomorrow morning… uh I mean today since it's about 4:00 am." James said. They all said goodnight and headed to bed.