((Hey! Thanks to the few people who reviewed the last chapter! This chapter is incredibly short, since it is merely a chapter that gives you an idea of what is gonna happen in the next few chapters. I hope you like where I'm going with the story. I hope you enjoy reading it, and review afterwards please!--MC Penguin))

Ric Flair was in his room readying himself for tonight's show when he heard a knock at the door. When he opened it, he found the lovely Trish Stratus standing in the doorway.

"Ric Flair--just the man I was looking for," Trish said, inviting herself inside. She sat on the leather couch and folded her right leg over her left. "We need to talk."

"T-talk? About w-what?" Ric Flair stammered, staring at the glamorous figure that was Trish Stratus.

"You wanna get back at Batista, right?" Trish asked, looking about the room. Ric Flair nodded. "Well, if you and me team up, we both might be able to get what we want."

Ric Flair looked confused. "I don't get what you're trying to say. What do you want that I can help you get?"

"I want to get back at Torrie for having her grandmother humiliate me last week. And you, you want Hunter to get the title back from Dave. If you play your part in the plan I've concocted, then we can both get our desires..." Trish explained. Ric Flair sat on the couch opposite from the one Trish was placed on. He fiddled with his tie, staring down at the table that separated the two sofas. "What do you say?"

"Well, why are you trying to get back at Torrie? Why don't you just go for her grandma?" Ric Flair asked.

"Because..." Trish said quietly, looking up and fiddling with her blond strands.

"Because why?"

"She beat me." Trish couldn't believe she was admitting to this, but she had to. "And there's no use trying to run up and take her out when I know I'm not capable of beating her..."

"How can you admit to defeat?" questioned Ric. "That means you don't believe in yourself---"

"Look, all I need you to do is date the old hag. I didn't recruit you for a lecture." Trish interrupted. "Granny Sue has a thing for you, Ric, and by dating her, you can get the dirt on both Torrie and Dave. This will make it easier for us to get 'em in their weak spots, which will, in turn, allow us to get our revenge." Ric scratched his chin.

"That's a very devilish shceme," he commented, smiling. "I love it!"

"So, what do you say?"

"I'm not sure I like the idea of dating Granny Sue..." Ric said. "She's terribly old and out of shape. And I can already tell by the way she took you out that she won't take any crap from anybody."

"Come on, Ric, it'll only be for a short time..." Trish said, getting out from her seat and walking slowly over to where Ric was placed.

"Well, what's in it for me? I mean, sure, It'll be nice to see Hunter with the title again, and I'm sure it'll be a sight to see your punishment against Torrie, but what about me? I'm not gonna date a piece of history just so other people can have their fun."

"What's in it for you, you ask? Well, let me show you..." Trish, with a smirk on her face, went over and placed herself upon Flair's lap. Straddling him with her legs, she pressed her lips against his, kissing him passionately. Ric found himself kissing her back, maneuvering his hands through Trish's hair. Ugh! This is so gross! But if I have to do this to get back at Torrie, then it's all worth it... Trish thought as she Frenched the white-haired man.

They stayed like this for quite awhile, at least until Hunter walked in on them.

"Oh, am I---am I interrupting something?" Triple H asked, looking at the two.

"N-no, Hunter, of course not." Ric Flair said. Trish climbed off of him, her hair ruffled and her lip gloss smudged. She fixed her white blouse so that it didn't look so wrinkled.

"Alright, Flair, so do you agree to the deal?" Trish asked, walking over to the door. "You better, or else I'll have Tomko--"

"Yes, of course I accept." Ric said quickly, rushing over to a mirror to fix his suit. "I'll ask her whenever I get the chance."

"Well, you better get the chance soon." Trish said angrily, and exited the room, embarassed and disgusted. Hunter shut the door whenever she left and turned to Ric, smiling.

"Wow, you two were gettin' down. What's up with that?" he asked Ric, a smile still spread across his face.

"There's really not much to say, Hunter..." Ric said. "The only thing I have to say is that the championship will soon be across your waist instead of Dave's..."

Later on that evening...

Granny Sue was in the parking lot, following Torrie and Batista to their limousine, whenever Ric Flair ran up to her. Torrie looked back to watch the two, giving her grandma a "what the heck are you doing?" look. Granny Sue eyed her back, smiling. Although Torrie despised Ric Flair, she couldn't help but smile at the sight of her grandma's happiness. Turning around, Torrie entered the limo with Dave.

"Erm, Granny Sue?" asked Ric, looking into her eyes. "I wanted to ask you something..."

"Yes, Ric?" Granny Sue said, quivering with delight.

"Um, people have been telling me that you...that you like me." Ric couldn't believe what he was saying, almost as much as he couldn't believe how much Granny Sue was falling for it.

"Well, um, yes--yes I do." Granny Sue said, blushing.

"Really? I thought the rumors were untrue!" Ric said. "You see, ever since last week, I couldn't stop thinking about you. The way you beat Trish down last week was so lovely!"

"You think so?" Granny Sue asked modestly. "Well, I'm glad you enjoyed my performance."

"Actually, I'd also enjoy it if we went on a date together. How's tomorrow sound?" Ric asked. Granny Sue couldn't believe her ears.

"Why, of course! Of course I'll go on a date with you, Ric!" she said excitedly, her heart pounding with joy. "Um, just come pick me up at the Holiday Inn. Here's what room I'm in." She jotted down the room number. "And here's my cell phone number." She wrote that down too.

"Alrighty then!" Ric said, trying to act happy. "I'll call you tomorrow and let you know what's up!" With that, the two hurried off in different directions. When Granny Sue arrived at the limo, she was speechless. That was good, for Torrie didn't want to let Dave know that her grandmother had been talking to Ric Flair.

Whenever they got back to the hotel, Batista went into he and Torrie's room while Torrie joined her grandma in her's. "Grandma," said Torrie, closing the door, "what did Ric say?"

"Oh, Torrie!" Granny Sue said in joy. "I haven't felt this happy since--well, since I was a teen!"

"What did he say that made you so happy?"

"We're going on a date!" Granny Sue exclaimed. "I am going on a date with the Nature Boy, Ric Flair!" Torrie smiled.

"Grandma, I'm so happy for you!" she said, embracing her grandmother. "Where are you guys going?"

"I don't know yet," Granny Sue said. "He's supposed to call me. I hope we go somewhere fun."

"I've got some free passes to Six Flags," Torrie said, revealing the tickets from her purse. "Me and Dave were planning to go, but he's afraid of heights." She handed the old woman the tickets.

"These are wonderful! I love amuesment parks, and I'm sure Ric will get a kick outta all the fun rides." she said happily. "Oh, Torrie, I'm just so happy! Ever since your grandfather passed, I've had such a hard time finding the right person to date. But now, now it's all over! I'm finally being loved!" Torrie smiled once more.

"Grandma, I certainly am happy for you, but I'd prefer that you don't tell Dave. You know all about him and Ric..." Torrie said. "I was lucky enough to keep Dave occupied in the limousine as we waited for you. He wasn't able to see through the tinted glass, so he didn't see who you were talking to."

"That's good. And yes, I will keep my relationship with Ric on the--how do you say it?---'the down low'." Granny Sue said. Torrie couldn't help but giggle.

"Thanks, grandma," she said, and hugged her once more. "Now, me and Dave are gonna be out tomorrow. If you need to reach us, call me on my cell phone. Speaking of phones, how are you liking your new one?"

"I enjoy it very much! I like the nifty little songs that come out of it when people call." Granny Sue answered. Torrie smirked.

"Okay, grandma, I better go. Dave and I have a big day planned ahead of us, just like you and Ric." Torrie said goobye and left. Granny Sue quickly changed from her day clothes in her nightgown and hopped into bed. In minutes she was asleep.

The next morning Granny Sue readied herself to perfection. When Ric called her and suggested that they go out sight-seeing, Granny Sue quickly denied and told him that she had obtained free passes into Six Flags. "A theme park?" Ric said into his cell phone as he drove through the 12 o'clock traffic.

"Yes, a theme park." Granny Sue said into her phone. "It'll be so much fun, Ric! We'll get to ride rides, win prizes, and, most of all, eat funnel cake!"

"Funnel cake, huh?" Flair said into the phone, turning into the Holiday Inn's parking lot. "Well, I suppose it's okay..."

"Oh, thank you, Ric! Now, when are you coming?"

"I'm already here."

Granny Sue rushed outside to view Flair's old-school red convertable that was parked in the parking lot below. "Ric, you sly devil, you! I'll be down in a minute!" She rushed over, grabbed the key to the room, and rushed down the concrete stairs. Ric had gotten out and opened the door for her. "You're such a gentleman!" Granny Sue complimented.

"Why, thank you." Ric said, closing her door. He went over to the driver's side of the vehicle, climbed inside, and revved up the engine. Then he headed in teh direction of Six Flags.

When they arrived in the theme park Granny Sue demanded that she and Ric ride every ride. The first ride they rode was a roller coaster called "The Destroyer" in which they encountered a number of loops, twists, and turns. Ric's throat became very sore after screaming so much. After riding "The Destroyer", the couple rode a water ride, where they were strapped onto round tubes and endured harsh waves and numerous and random bumps.

"Look at me!" Ric said after they had gotten done with the water ride. "I'm soaked!" He tried to wring out the water from his clothing, but there was no use.

"Ooh! Look at that ride!" Granny Sue said, pointing to an extremely high roller coaster and ignoring Ric's complaints. "I wanna ride that!" she hurried off in its direction, with a tired and wet Nature Boy heading after her. The rest of the day went by incredibly fast, since every time Granny Sue wished to ride a ride, it was one that was really high and really fast.

Finally Ric was so queezy from all the loops and being upside down so long that he decided to bring up the suggestion of going to eat. He also found that riding on all these rides didn't allow him to get any dirt whatsoever on either Torrie or Batista. "You're hungy already?" Granny Sue questioned whenever Ric had asked. "But it's only--wow! It's already five!" She said, astonished. "Well, I suppose I'm a bit hungry myself..."

Ric and Granny Sue exited Six Flags and in minutes were set at a table in Olive Garden, the restaurant of Granny Sue's choice.

"So, Granny Sue, I want a chance to get to know you a little better." Ric Flair said flatly, taking a sip of his beverage that he had just ordered.

"Oh, Ric, you don't have to call me that. My real name's---"

"Oh, but I enjoy calling you Granny Sue. It suits you." Ric Flair said. "Now, what do you think about Torrie and Dave Batista? I mean, do you enjoy the two dating?"

"I suppose so..." Granny Sue said, sipping her soft drink, "but for some reason I thought Batista was that rather attractive young man from SMACKDOWN...y'know, the one who was just drafted onto RAW."

"Ah, John Cena? He's quite a wrestler." said Ric.

"Torrie's always had a crush on him. I remember whenever we used to write one another...she'd always tell me of this man named John Cena. About how handsome he was how wonderful he treated her...I just hope his coming to RAW won't affect she and Dave's relationship." Ric Flair looked up.

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, John is very attractive...and he and Torrie have been long-time companions." Granny Sue explained. "It wouldn't be too hard for them to become lovers."

Ric smiled. He had found just what he was looking for.

When the date was over, Ric Flair found himself walking Granny Sue up the concrete steps and to her hotel door. "I had a wonderful time tonight, Ric," Granny Sue said. "Thanks."

"Oh, you're welc---" But Ric was hushed as Granny Sue went in for a kiss. For about three minutes Ric attempted to escape from the woman's wrinkly lips, but it was no use, and he found himself kissing her back. After it was all over, Granny Sue smiled, kissed him once more on the cheek, and entered her room. Ric couldn't believe he had just kissed her, but he had, and he couldn't help but feel happy about it.

Suddenly his phone rang. It was Trish.

"Find anything?" Trish asked through the phone.

"Nothing that would help Hunter and I with Batista," said Flair, walking down the steps and heading towards his car, "but I did find out that Torrie is very fond of John Cena..."