Casting Call
By Ikura Minamoto and her overly spastic plushies
Kyo plushie: hey what's that supposed to mean!
Me: it means that I'm better than a bunch of talking plushies.
Yuki plushie: by the way, how did we become plushies and why can we talk?
Me: here is an answer to all your questions; I'm the authoress and what I say is true, is true!
Kyo and Yuki plushies: oh…
Me: by the way, before I forget, I don't own Fruits Basket or the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!
My POV:
"Okay, tryouts are now officially OPEN!" I smiled (Me: OMG, I smiled, oh-no) (MP: you smile more often than you think…).
The first person to come in stared at me and said, "my name's Kyo and…"
"I ALREADY KNOW YOUR NAME, I JUST TYPED IT, NOW GET ON WITH IT!" the first day of tryouts and I was already yelling my head off.
"As I was saying, you should put me in the play as a character because all the girls think a guy who acts is talented AND sexy! If you don't pick me, I'll curse your family and cry!" he wasn't really crying; he was good at fake crying.
"Okay, you're one of the options."
"ALL RIGHT! Threats really DO work!"
"Wrong! The only reasons I chose you are:
#1: you're hot and it will attract readers
#2: you can fake cry, which really isn't as easy as it seems
And #3: I just felt like it!"
"Can I just show you my acting skil-?"
"NO, I ALREADY SAID YOU'RE IN!" yet another yelling spree. Man, my vocal cords are really getting some exercise. "NNNEEEXXXTTT!"
In walks Shigure, "I want a part…" he said, not paying attention because he was reading 'Summer colored sigh' as he was speaking.
"Sure, you can be my disclaimer reader… NNNEEEXXXTTT!"
In walks none other than…
AYAME?
Me: I'm ending it here. Sorry it's short. It's NEVER good when Ayame shows up out of nowhere. What will he do to try out? Do we REALLY WANT TO KNOW what this drama queen…err…king is going to do? Find out on the next almost normally abnormal episode of… the Casting Call! Gimme ideas peoples, oh, and read my friends' stories, their names areMokuba's princess and Sapphire star-gaxer.
Ikura
SSG and MP: AANNNDDD UUUSSS!
Me: whatever…