Cabin

Chappie 1: 4-Rent

A/N: okay this is my third fanfic so I'm getting kind of good at this. Those of you that know about "Life at my House" by Seto's Princess, this is an Inuyasha version that takes place at my cabin (hence the name…). If you like Inuyasha, WONDERFUL! If you like Yu-Gi-Oh, EVEN BETTER! If you like Fruit's Basket, YOU'LL LOVE IT! Hope you like it!

Inuyasha plushie: Yay, I'm the main character!

Kagome plushie: No, I'm the main character!

Seto plushie: You're both wrong, I'm the main character!

Me: Uhhh, Seto, I think you're looking for M.P.'s story…

Seto plushie: Oh, thanks…

Me: Okay, here's CABIN!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, Coke, Pepsi, Fruit's Basket, Yu-Gi-Oh, Snow Flake Drive-through, the word "Gaxer", or this disclaimer! (Not like anyone cares…)

"NO SETO, YOU CAN'T BUILD A DUELING ARENA HERE!" I screamed at the top of my lungs…

Me: Oh, wait, wrong chapter, sorry!

My plushies: .

My POV:

Hi! I'm Ikura, and I own a HUGE amount of property in South Lake Tahoe! About a month ago, I put a bit of it up for rent. That's when the "fun" began…

1 ½ months ago, in feudal Japan…

Kagome's POV:

"See ya, Inuyasha!" I said.

"NOT AGAIN!" the piping mad Inuyasha said. 'How long is it going to take to get him settled down this time?' I thought to myself.

"If you don't like it then deal with it yourself," I snapped back, "I don't have time, I'm going to America for vacation."

"You finally have time off from school and you waist it in A-mare-ee-ca, or what ever the hell you want to call it! I can't believe how stupid that is!"

"I have to sit through a funeral in secluded (well, sort of) Lake Tahoe for some distant relative I didn't even know existed, so I have it worse than you!"

"OOOWWW" I accidentally said 'sit'.

"Think that's bad, I have to put up with THIS (points to sleeping Shippou) for god only knows how long! 'Inuyasha, I want candy,' 'Inuyasha I want a cookie,' 'Inuyasha when is Kagome coming back,' I'M SICK OF IT!"

"If you hate it that much, you could come with me…"

"Why would I want to come with you?" he barked back. (Ha-ha, woof-woof!)

"Secluded…wilderness…those words mean anything to you?" I knew he couldn't resist something like that, I mean; he is a dog…literally.

"Hmmmm… I guess could go..."

"Okay, got anything valuable?"

"I have some gold I stole…"

"Okay, let's go! Wait… you stole!"

"Whatever, let's just go!"

1 Hour later at the airport…

"Are you sure you aren't afraid of heights, Inuyasha?"

"I'm not afraid…"

On the plane…

"HELP!"

Inuyasha was clinging to me. A few confused passengers were murmuring to them selves. 'God, this is sooo embarrassing. I would expect Sota to do this, but never Inuyasha…'

For about nine hours, he wouldn't let up his grip, even when he fell asleep! 'Man, he is sooo dense…'

After about an hour waiting at the airport, not understanding a thing anyone was saying…

"Hi Konami-san, this is Inu-… I mean Yasha..."

"Koro Yasha… I guess…" said Inuyasha.

'Phew, that was close…'

"I'm sorry you two, but unless you are going to share a room, my house is full, and the hotels don't have any rooms left."

"THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M SHARING A ROOM WITH HER!" he was angry but blushing.

"You better rent a cabin or something. Here!" She tossed a copy of the local phone book. We looked and looked till we found a place up for rent.

CHEAP PROPERTY 4-RENT!

CALL ME, IKURA AT 555-5556!

THERE IS A HIGH RISK FACTOR FOR

DEATH, PAIN, AGGONY, OR

HEART DISESE. CONSULT A

DOCTOR BEFORE RENTING

A PLOT. RENT NOW!

"I guess that's our only choice," so I dialed the number on my cell phone.

"HELLO? IF YOU'RE CALLING FOR M.P., SHE'S IN "THE FAN ROOM"!"

"We're not calling for M.P.; we're calling to rent some property…"

"OOOHHH, COME ON DOWN TO THE SOUTH SHORE SNOW FLAKE AND WE'LL DISCUSS A PRICE! BYE!"

Me: sooo, what do you think? If you have any ideas, tell me, and even if you hate it, TELL ME WHY!

Kyo plushie: I wasn't there, why wasn't I there? It was in the disclaimer!

Me: you will come in later. Now, in a few chapters, I will give a contest. If you win, you get to be in my story. The rules will be posted in that chapter.

-Ikura

All plushies: AND US!

Me: whatever...