The Young and The Restless-Mutant Style

"Remy be sorry chere!" Remy tried to catch his breath as he attempted to keep up the same swift pace at which Rogue was moving.

She turned quickly on her heels

"That's EXACTLY what you said the last time!" she shouted back at him as she poked him the chest for emphasis. "Heck, that was what you said the last 5 times!" she shot back angrily

Remy was absolutely stunned and began to think over what she was accusing him of was true. He leaned against the brick wall and placed his hand under his chin.

Flashback

Rogue threw a vase at Remy's head

"Ah can NOT believe you did that infront of meh! Well ah can…but Ah mean GAWD your stupidity amazes me!" she threw her arms in the air

Remy nimbly dodged the vase just in the nick of time. Infact it looked kind of like a scene right out of the Matrix, but of course we all know Remy is WAY hotter then all those other guys.

He looked into Rogue's eyes and looked at her with total shock in his eyes.

"What do ya mean chere? Remy do not get what you speak of!"

"GAWD!" she tossed her meanest glare directly at him. "You know EXACTLY what Ahm tlking bout you stupid, swamp rat!"

Remy began to pout. "But Rogue…."

Rogue interrupted him before he could go any further.

"SO what do you call flirting with the waitress, and then looking down her shirt then? Huh?"

"But, but…." Remy muttered nervously

"NO but's! YOU even went as far as to hmmm lets see slide your hand up her skirt while you thought Ah was in the restroom! YOUR HOPELESS!" she rolled her eyes at him

He put on his saddest face and began to whine like a little child. "Rogue, chere, it was an accident really! There was a spider crawlin up her…"

"That's believable all right.."

"NO chere please let Remy finish. I, Remy Lebeau, am sorry chere."

end flashback

He snapped out his recollection when Rogue slapped him across the face with her gloved hand.

"Don't recall dat sorry chere."

Rogue stormed down the alleyway "MEN!" she shouted

Remy just shook his head. "Don't get why de chere don't believe remy; this time, I actually am being honest." He shrugged

His conscience just glared at him

"Now why you looking at me funny?"

The mini gambit just flung another dirty look at him "She be right you ARE stupid." Mini gambit hit the real gambit with his staff

Gambit looked around confused "WHAT was dat for?

NOTE: this was just a random story inside the real story, get it? Lol yeah it's a terrible attempt at real comedy which alas I have failed miserably at. Cries Oh well…eats mini sugar cubes anyways more later PLEASE review! Byes