As Dib sternly walked down a very familiar road he looked around. Buildings were in ruins, people with sad, soot-covered faces were on the street in masses. Why? While he and his family were away on vacation, Zim had taken over the city.
Finally, he approached what once was Zim's house, but was now a giant, Middle-Age style castle. On the front door was the one-eyed Irken symbol he had come to know. He busted open the door and ran up the staircase in the middle of the parlor and he soon came upon a large door that looked just like the front door, only much larger. He bust open the door and there was Zim on his throne. An evil smile played on his face. "Hello Dib-pig." he said with a malevolent (AAAHH! BIG WORD!) Tone. Dib didn't respond as the both were about to battle. Dib pulled out some-kinda laser thingy and, due to the authors incredible powers, sang as they fought.
Zim:
Well, well, well Dib, the Big-Head king
Finally made it huh? Ooooh!
I've been waiting!
So how do you like my new town?
Muahahahaha!
Dib:
It's over! It's over!
This time you've gone too far!
It's over I'm serious!
Just who do you think you are?
Just because you control the city
Doesn't make you king.
You'd better give up, surrender now,
I'm fixin' everything!
Zim:
That's what you think,
But you couldn't be more wrong,
And this will be the last time
You hear ANY song!
(Enter Tak and GIR)
Zim:
Ooooh.
Tak:
Ooooh.
Zim:
Ooooh.
GIR:
WHEEHOO!
Zim:
Ooooh.
Tak and GIR:
Ooooh
Zim:
I'm Zim the Irken-man!
Dib:
I see you're pretty proud of
All your Irken tech and games.
But I can say you'll rule the Earth
Only in your dreams!
Zim: That's funny Dib, it was a dream,
But now it's comin' true!
Cause even though you're here to fight
Humanity's days are through!
Ooooh.
Dib:
Ooooh.
Zim:
Ooooh.
Dib:
Ooooh.
Zim:
Ooooh.
Dib:
Ooooh.
You won't get away with this!
By the time they were finished with the song, they were exhausted (Remember, they were fighting while singing). They stood across from each other, panting for breath.
"I'm gonna make sure this never happens again!" said Dib in between breaths. "Well, Dib, If you thought what I did to your city was bad, you aint seen nothing yet" retorted Zim. He then pressed a button on the wall and the wall where his throne was turned around to reveal Tak and GIR inside his Voot cruiser. Before Dib could do anything, Zim hopped in and took of through the roof, leaving Dib left alone in the darkness felling a mixture of sorrow and hopelessness.
So how was that? I put a lot of work in this so NO FLAMES! Or face the spicy wrath of
Sweaty Old Mexican Guy! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Zornith