Well to tie in the events for the last chapter I've decided to make a parody of Dr. Finkelstein's Song!
After the battle at the casino, Dib decided he needed an army to fight Zim and save Gaz. Even though he had the city people on his side, they weren't enough to fight Zim's army. Then he remembered the one person he could ask. Zornith. He flew to his castle to find him sitting in his throne. "Well Dib, why have you come?" he asked. "Zim has taken over most of the world and I need your help." Replied Dib. "Yes and ruler he shall remain!" Zornith said abruptly. He pressed a button and a large weapon with lasers, knives, and gun turrets. Dib then noticed Zorinth's mask had a strange, green glow. He then figured that Zim switched his mask with an evil one. He looked and saw his regular mask on an operating table. He then decided he would take out the machine first and then switch the masks around. He began the attack and a new song began.
Zornith:
This world has changed, my friend
Since you've been away!
Without our savior
It's Irken Zim's way!
Dib:
Zornith, please!
Oh can't you see you're wrong?
Zornith:
You helped us out
But now you're nothing but prey!
Irken Zim now rules
And he's planning to stay!
Dib:
Some crazy web you're weaving!
Irken Zim will soon be leaving!
Zornith, please
It's not too late!
Zornith:
All my machines will seal your fate!
My lasers will slice you!
My knives will cut deep!
And when it's all over
Gaz, she will weep!
Days of your good-natured
Mayhem are through!
I'll tear up this world!
And I'm starting with you!
Well, now, my friend
It seems you've lost your ground!
In a few mere moments
You'll be six feet in the ground!
Dib:
Stop at once!
Can't you see this is absurd!
Zornith:
No more tricks!
You're friends are now you're foes!
And now this dance is
Nearing its close.
Dib:
I know inside your hurting
Zornith it's disconcerting.
Zornith, please!
Your thinking is all wrong!
Zornith:
In a moment finally you'll be gone!
Dib:
Your intentions are evil!
Your thoughts are all bad!
The one that you work for
Is no more than a cad!
When finally I get that
Foul mask off of you
You'll see no more foe
But a friend that is true!
At the songs end the machine was destroyed. Zornith was stunned by the explosion. Dib saw his chance and switched the masks so he was back to normal. "Dib, I apologize if I hurt you. ARRRGHH, when I get my hands on Zim I'll crush him! Come, I'll help you with your army" Zornith said. And as he saw his army getting suited up, he smiled and knew he would win this fight.
There you have it folks! The next chapter will be the final battle between Zim and Dib. My inner fanboy is rejoicing! See ya next time!
