"What the hell have you done NOW half pint?" Logan waved a hand at the tires of his beloved van.

"Logan! I so like couldn't of totally done that. I'm not spyke I can like not totally puncture the tires in like a hundred times at once." The stress of seeing the tires she had been driving on to turn into a rubber colander had caused Kitty to behave even more like an airhead.

"Gawd Kitty, I can't believe that you've done that! The professor is gonna FREAK!"

"He won't will he? I mean he won't send me home. Cos like totally Bobby and Roberto had like totally trashed the jet before." Kitty anxiously nibbled a fingernail as she looked at the now perforated tyres.

"Sparky, stop messing with the half pints head!" Logan's indignant tone was even terser because of how they were supposed to get back to Bayville.

"Jeez Logan, calm down" Ray took a step back and swore.

"Shit! Erm Logan, Kitty Come and look at this. I think there's a dead girl down here. Quite pretty though, for a dead chick oof!" That was the sound of Kitty's sharp elbows hitting Bezerker's chest.

"What did I do?" He asked, with a hurt expression plastered over his face.

"Shut up sparky, she's still breathing" Logan said, walking over to the very pale Ruby. "Something ain't right. I can smell other people's fear all over her, as well as something else. She's a mutant I'll bet," He said thoughtfully.

"Hey Sparky get over here and help me lug her in the X Van."

"Erm Logan."

"What is it half pint"

"Isn't the X Van like totally dead?"

"I know that Half pint but she has to keep warm and lie somewhere flat. We have to wait until the distress signal I sent out brings help" Logan said with an exasperated voice.

Bezerker picked up Ruby, silently exclaiming over her lightness. "Sheesh, this kid should eat more" He said and deposited her in the Van. He looked at her and brushed an auburn curl away from her cheek. For a second he was captivated.

"Come on Sparky, we've gotta stay out in the open" Logan's raucous voice broke his reverie and he turned to stand next to Kitty.

"I am never forgiving the professor. I am never going out driving AGAIN with you!" He said critically.

Far ahead the whir of chopper blades cut through the air.

A/N so it's Bezerker! I've always had a soft spot for Ray and I love putting Kitty and Logan together evil laugh anyways that's it for now. I shall update soon since it's half term for me! Ta Ta!