WEASLEY GALORE!

Ginny Weasley

My name's Ginevra.
Do not bother learning it.
I like Virginia.

I'm the female twin
Of the Weasley Family,
Damn proud of it too.

I love Harry P.
I'm going to marry him!
I'll be Ginny P.! >F&G

I WILL KILL THOSE TWO!
How dare they spread those rumors!
Umm, I'm gonna go now…

Percy Weasley

I worship Lord Fudge.
He is always right, and I
ALWAYS kiss his arse. >F&G

What! Why I never!
How dare those two! This is why
Reputation falls.

I was a prefect,
And the head boy, my grades were
O's. I want respect.

Fred Weasley (And Forge!)-G

Because we are twins, we get to have twice
As many syllables as the rest of you, so go buy
Our Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes! Go now!

George Weasley (and Gred! Sheesh…)-F

Didn't you read the one above? Buy our
Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes! Our stuff is top quality,
And perfect for revenge! Long lasting too!

Bill Weasley

I break Egyptian Curses,
and my hair is long.
It's final! So there, Mom. >F&G

Umm, Go see above.
I'm not really a poet.
I have to do this?

Charlie Weasley

Dragons, Dragons, Dra-
Gons, Dragons, Dragons, Dragons,
I need to get laid. >F&G

I do like dragons,
But they're not the only thing
That I think about.

Ron Weasley

…Already did his?
That is SO not fair, what do
We do now, brother? >F(orge)

We get revenge, bro.
We plant Weasly's Wizarding
Wheezes in his bed. >G(red)

I love H. Granger.
No, strike that. Correct it. I
LUSTLUST LUST for her. >Free and Grand Revenge!

Molly Weasley

What did those two do?
Wait till I get my hands on
Them. … Sit down and eat.

>smaller font>(I smother Harry.
It's my after school hobby.
Then I force feed him.) >Buy WWW > end smaller font>

Arthur Weasley

Are you a muggle?
What am I talking into?
Tell me how it works. >F&G

I'm not really like
I just get excited when
Muggles are around.

I do work in the Ministry.
>smaller font>(It's not something that
I'm proud of, right now) >end smaller font>


A/N

I HATE grrrrrrrr...it won't let me do SMALLER FONT, it won't let me do asterisks, nor tildes...grrrrrrrrrrrr...

Review, rank 1-10? please? ((It's not that I'm a review begger normally, it's that I'm curious at to how many people are reading the fics...)

DO NOT OWN THEM!