A/N Hello there! I love the reviews guys- they're great. Oh, and to reply to one of them (I forgot your name, so sorry!) about writing something insane- I think it's funnier if the Smashers do everyday things instead of crazy things, because imaging them going that is just crazy itself. But thanks for offering an idea.

Oh, I forgot to mention- all the Smashers are wearing their swim suits by now. Just to tell you.

Thanks to one of my reviewers (I really can't remember your names… meep!) for suggesting the whole burying Bowser idea. Very good idea!

Now… :trumpets sounds: on with the story!

Disclaimer: I own Super Smash Brothers! Muhahaha:gets books and hammers thrown at by lawyers: Sorry! Just testing:sighs: Okay, so you know the truth… :narrows eyes: I will find a way to own Super Smash Brothers! I will:gets dragged off by lawyers: NOOOOO!

(Begin Chapter Four)

Yoshi, Kirby, the Ice Climbers, and Mario had left the main group of Smashers to find the famous hot dog stands of the beach.

Along the way to find the hot dog stands, Nana had picked up a crab and named it 'Claws'. Stuffing the crab in the little pocket in her swim suit, she ran to catch up with the four others, who had managed to find an abandoned hot dog stand and were stuffing themselves with buns, hot dogs, and condiments.

Kirby, suddenly realizing he had a taste for mustard, snatched up all the mustard packets and bottles and shoved it all in his mouth for later use. For now, he started chewing them, tasting the mustard, adding a bit of relish, savoring the taste.

Mario, on the other hand, discovered a love for hot dog buns and began cramming them in his mouth, making sure to put a few in his overalls for later.

Yoshi, as a joke, squirted ketchup all over his neck and staggered over to Dr. Mario, who was tanning in a Speedo nearby. Pretending to choke, Yoshi fell on top of Dr. Mario, who screamed and fainted due to the sight of 'blood'.

Cackling, the small dinosaur ran off to Peach, who had managed to fight off the gulls with the golf club. She was standing outside the bathrooms, cleaning sand off her arms and swearing in French.

Yoshi came running over, tripping on the sand, and, sure enough, when Peach saw, she fainted, wide blue eyes frightened. Not at the sight of 'blood', like Dr. Mario, but the fact that Yoshi had gotten a ketchup stain on his green trunks, and that, of course, is a fashion 'don't'.

Yoshi, satisfied, began swimming in the water in a relaxed fashion. His job was complete.

(Other side of beach)

Link hauled his younger self up by the nape of his neck. "You did WHAT?"

Roy was holding a struggling Ness also. "Something about making pictures of hot dogs and cotton candy on Bowser to attract gulls." He looked at Ness, squarely in the eye. "Why?"

Ness raised his eyebrow. "What a stupid question. You know why."

Marth glared sternly at the young boy. "Now, have some respect for your elders!"

Ness glared back. "What for? You guys don't have any power over me!"

To prove this point, he managed to slip out of Roy's grasp. Young Link copied him, and the two sped away, creating a mini sand tornado in their wake.

Marth sighed. "Those two will never learn. Link, how did you become so mature from that… that thing?"

Link shook his head. "Seven years of sleeping, Marth. Seven years."

Roy shrugged- he knew all of the Smashers stories, because as a 'get to know your new pals' game they had to play the other's video games. Marth had become addicted to Legend of Zelda, especially Ocarina of Time. He had beaten the game seven times, and was working on the eighth.

Link, on the other hand, was busy finishing Kirby's game, 'Kirby's Air Ride' and 'Kirby and the Crystal Shards'.

Roy, on the other hand, was found playing Mario Sunshine quite often in his room.

Link shrugged, a gesture that said, "So what?" and added to his statement, "Plus I had to do a lot more afterwards, so Young Link has a lot more to do."

Marth wiped some sweat off his forehead. "Geez, even without the armor on it's still hot."

Roy glanced at Marth, commenting, "At least you only have trunks on, Marth. I got to wear this shirt too."

Link jabbed his thumb towards the water. "Let's go swimming- we didn't come here by bus just to talk."

Roy and Marth agreed, and they all ran into the water, yelling and whooping as they splashed into the waves. Roy threw off his shirt, saying that he didn't really care who saw his topless. (A/N :wipes up drool from fan girls: )

Samus and Zelda, tanning on their towels, looked up at the noise. Zelda, rested from her nap, grinned slightly at the sight of her boyfriend with his shirt off. "Looks like their having fun."

Samus grinned also. "We can't say the same for Bowser."

Zelda lifted her sunglasses to look at her friend. "Where is he anyway? That joke Young Link and Ness played on him was really mean-"

"-and you know you liked it," finished Samus. "Come on, you were laughing hysterically."

"Where is he?" asked Zelda again patiently, though behind her voice you could hear slight impatience.

Samus nodded. "In the bathrooms, washing off the… sand." The unspoken gift from the seagulls too, thought Samus.

Zelda widened her violet eyes. "Wait… aren't they made of wood?"

Samus shrugged. "Yeah?"

"When he gets made, things get set on fire," said Zelda. "And when he's around wood…"

The two girls shot up and started running towards the bathrooms to save them before it was too late-

"ROOOOOOOOOARRRRRR!"

"Great," muttered Samus, slowing down, knowing it was futile to get any closer. "We're going to get in so much trouble…"

Zelda tried to shrug it off, saying, "Well, they can build a better one…" The weak excuse trailed off feebly as she saw Bowser stomping out, covered in soot and sand, fire spurting out of his nostrils. "Uh-oh."

Bowser threw back his head and roared to the sky, the sand shuddering. Zelda and Samus began to back away, only to smash into Bowser's partner-in-crime, DK. The ape raced forward, and the pair walked (stomped) off to find Ness and Young Link.

However, the two young boys were rather busy already…

(In the water)

Peach finally summoned up enough courage to go in the water, and was having a rather nice paddle when ominous music came into the air, and the water sloshed about. Panicked, Peach started swimming back to shore- but stopped dead when a fin appeared in the water about twenty feet ahead of her.

Heading closer…. Closer…

Suddenly the fin shot forward, and Peach screamed, bringing out her frying pan and slamming it hard onto the fin, screaming, "HEEEEEELLPPPPPP!" Swiftly, the princess ran onto shore, throwing cooking implements behind her.

Samus and Zelda ran towards her, already weary from the day's events. "What did she do NOW?" yelled Samus, furious. "It'd better not be… oh… my… good…ness…" she trailed off.

Out of the water came a baseball cap and green elf hat, floating towards shore. A shirtless Young Link popped out of the water, along with a topless Ness, sharing high-fives and whooping. A water-proof CD player was in Young Link's hand, and the 'ominous music' continued.

Peach finally made it ashore, and stood there gasping. "They… are… going… to… PAY!" she shrieked, and fainted upon the shoreline, the waves lapping on her still form.

Because it was then that Nana had run up to show Peach her new pet crab Claws. She had been running towards Peach, yelling, "Look! Claws! Claws!"

However, Peach misunderstood.. And thus, fainted upon the sand.

(End Chapter Four)

A/N Did you guys guess that Peach thought she said Jaws? Just checking. See, we watched a clip of Jaws in class and it got me thinking… hm. And the music on the CD player was that Jaws music. You know.. Du-nu-du-nu… Du-nu-du-nu…

I'm sorry I don't have all the characters in every chapter, but I try to include all of them in the story.

All you fan girls of the male characters of SSBM, don't drool at the mention of Roy, Marth, and Link topless. If your drool gets in the keyboard you can't write a wonderful review for me. However, if needed, I will supply handkerchiefs for those who can't help it. :lays pile of hankies out for fan girls:

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