Jak Practices Looking Mad in Mirror
By: EcoBlood/Alisha
Hello, and welcome to our horribly deformed story we and my bestest pal, Alisha, made in Biology.
Alisha "I did most of the work.."
Anyway, l'll start.
One day, Jak woke up.
Alisha "He took a bath with "Totally Jak" body wash."
(I want that..) The soap blinded his eyes and he walked out with only a towel on.
Alisha "Fan girls came swarming lead by me and Crashfan! Roar!"
Alisha finds Torn and chases him.
Alisha "I get him on the ground and put him in my cage."
Dark Jak emerges with fangirls still on him.
Alisha "Jak runs! But didn't get far when the fangirls covered him. "Help!"
Daxter appears, showing off his oh-so-sexy body; fan girls pin him down as Jak gets away.
Alisha "How many bottles of Gatorade did you drink...?"
ONLY ONE!
Alisha "Jak develops a plan to get fan girls afraid of him. (Practices looking scary in mirror) "Roar!"
Praxis comes in and gives him a big hug for no reason; Jak shoots him in the butt.
Alisha "Jak decides to disguise himself with kitty litter."
...and Mr. Whiskers wants it back.
Alisha "Jak and Mr. Whiskers rumble."
Keira and Alisha fight over Jak (catfight)
Alisha "Alisha and Keira go to Jerry Springer. Alisha gets Keira to compromise with her after 6 hours of fighting; Alisha gets a date with Torn."
...If Keira can have her hair back. During the 6 hrs, Jak gells his hair.
Alisha "Screaming girls try to swarm Jak, but slip off his gel-"
And fly into a giant Furby!
Alisha "Furby eats girls except for Crashfan and Alisha! "Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Crashfan gives Dark Jak a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(8 hours later)iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggg hug!
Alisha "When Dark Jak returns to a healthy colour and oxygen is released back into his lungs he says "Ummmm...hi Crash"
Crashfan looks up at him; smiling for hours. Crashfan says "Umm...Jak? Do you think you could talk to Torn fer me? (Smiles)"
Torn gets a blind date with Alisha. Alisha is home, ready to go, but needs about 100 gallons of Gatorade!
But Crashfan and Dark Jak need Gatorade! So, they sneak in and steal it(and swallow it in about .5 seconds. Sig timed us.)
Alisha "SUGAR HIGH! Crash runs around city 5 times.."
...and taps a Krimson Guard which sends all of them after her.
Alisha "Jak chains her down (for now) and forces her to watch an 8 day Dora the Explorer marathon. Crash breaks free and goes after Dora!"
Crash kills Dora.
Alisha "Boots turns into Dark Boots."
Dark Boots kills Boots.
Alisha "Jak takes Crash to the movies; but the only movie playing is the SpongeBob SquarePants movie. They get locked in and watch it 100 times."
Keira gets angry and breaks down door with bare hands. "JAK! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"
Alisha "Jak looks at Keira and then at Crash. (Grabs Crash and runs) They hide in cheerleading camp. Jak has to hide in cheerleading uniforms-"
WITH POM-POMS!
Alisha "Jak gets on top of cheerleading pyramid and jumps out of camp into apool of Gatorade! That was there they lived happily ever after. Until they run out of Gatorade...DUN! DUN! DUN! AAHH!"
Crash's older sister who just happened to be here "Then Crash runs away from Jak, finds Keira, and they put make-up and a dress on Jak! Jak looks at them and asks "Do I look sexy or what?" THE END! ...Or is it?"
Ummm...why are you here?
Crash's older sister who just happened to be here "Eh, I'm bored".
You don't even play Jak and Daxter..
Crash's older sister who just happened to be here "So? What'cha gonna do about it?"
(Sends rabid furbies after her)
Crash's older sister who just happened to be here "Awwww.. they're so cute!"
IT'S NOT WORKING! RUN! (Crash and Alisha run)
Dark Jak "I know this was pointless, but review!"