Jak Breaks His Leg

By: EcoBlood/Alisha

Author Note: I'm back with another story! (Dances) Don't have much time, so enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

One day, Jak comes home to eat a "Totally Jak" sandwich, and finds Daxter on the couch cliping his toenails! (Reader: EEWWWW!)

"With these toenails, I shall rule the world!" Daxter proclaimed.

"OUT!" Jak screamed, as Daxter gracefully clipped a big toenail across the room.

Daxter refused, and turned on Jerry Springer to find Alisha and Keira fighting once again. He then puts on roller skates, skates around the room, and sings "A-B-C" by Micheal Jackson in the highest voice possible!

Jak starts to get mad, and chases the ottsel around until little birdies fly around his head. Jak trips, and falls down the stairs screaming higher than a frightened cheerleader. He stays on the floor, looking at his leg for 30 minutes before screaming at the top of his lungs for another 30 minutes, then stops with his mouth wide open. Daxter comes running.

"Now Jak, what did I tell you about getting dizzy and falling down the stairs like a complete moron?"

Jak starts to get up to chase Daxter, but falls on his butt. He then breaks his butt-bone.

"...ow."

Jak pays Daxter 50 bucks to get him into bed and another 100 for dinner. Daxter brings him a plate with a piece of bread.

"Don't say I never gave you anything!"

Dessert will be another 100. Jak winds up paying in Monopoly money. Jak promises Daxter a big favor for helping him get better. So, Daxter agrees with a sneaky smile.

"I'll give you a year's supply of purple underwear." Jak promised.

"Leather?" Daxter asked.

"Yup."

Daxter gives Jak a Betsy Wetsy to squeeze and Daxter will come running when the baby cries "Mommy, I wet my pants!"

Daxter happily runs down the happy stairs and watches another happy episode of Maury on the happy T.V. and happily (Ok..I'm gonna be sick) makes a happily happy sandwich.

Jak sits in his room staring at Betsy Westy for 20 minutes before he looks outside. Just when he has his back turned, her head spins completely around spiting cheerleader goo! Jak turns back to see an innocent baby smiling back at him.

He could of sworn he saw a wink...but he told himself he was imaging it. He was hungry again so he squeezed the baby...

"YOU WILL ALL DIE!MAWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

Jak stares at the baby again and screams again. The baby gets up, takes out a jackhammer (no relation) and hammers into Jak's broken leg. Daxter walks in, sees what's happening, and slowly shuts the door. The ottsel ran out the door but not before he grabs a balogney sandwich and a coke. he runs up to an old woman who, in return, beats him with her poodle and steals Jak's Playstation 2.

"MOMMY!" Daxter screamed.

He pulled off a pair of poodle teeth on his butt; no poodle attached. A pair of dentures occupied the other butt-cheek. He looks behind him just in time to get wacked in the head by a large red purse and grabbing her teeth back viciously! Gurr! A police officer sees this and thinks Daxter is attacking her so he beats him with his nightstick. Suddenly, the ottsel is surrounded by the entire Army!

"Drop the old woman and step away from the poodle." The Army ordered.

"I'M TOO FRAGILE TO GO TO JAIL!" Daxter cries.

"Save the drama fo yo mama!" The officer ordered.

Daxter tossed Betsy Wetsy at him.

As she sweetly says "mama", she suddenly devours his flesh; giggiling. She is unstoppable eating the people! Only Jak can save them! Only Jak knows her true weakness...diaper rash!

"It's been a long time since you've been changed and we all know that!" Daxter says looking at her full diaper.

She looks down embarrased; crying all the way home to mommy! Daxter goes into Jak's room and tells him EVERYTHING! ...Making Daxter look good of course.

"I kinda feel sorry for her.." Daxter said sadly.

Jak looks at him with a smirk.

"NAH!"

THE END!