I no own IZ! cries

Kie: We're back!

Bell: I'll hurt you...

Kie: O.o Well here's Chapter two while I'm still alive. HELP ME! runs off

Chapter Two: Earth's Madness

(present time)

Dib sat in his living room munching on some barbeque potato chips. His favorite show was coming on, Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mysteries. Professor Membrane walked into the living room. He stopped when he saw Dib not doing something productive.

Prof. Membrane: Dib, why don't you go out and shovel the side walk and Drive way?

Dib: But my favorite show is coming on, can't i do it later?

Prof. Membrane: No, no, no son. Television will rot your brain.

Dib: I thought that was just a saying.

Prof. Membrane: Not any more, thanks to modern technology! Now go out and shovel. Remember, have fun.

Dib grabbed the shovel and his coat. He was out side shoveling when he found a peace of metal in the snow. It was the color dark green and blue.

"That's odd, you normaly wouldn't find metal in snow. I bet Zim has something to do with this." he said to himself. out loud mind you, lol

Dib finished the drive way by night fall. Gaz had finished off her dinner and was just about to go for Dib's when he stagered into the living room. He ploped down on the couch next to Gaz.

"Did you see Zim at all today Gaz? I haven't seen him around in a while..." said Dib as she shoved food in his mouth.

"Yeah, he said he was going to surrender to you." gaz said.

"REALLY!" Dib almost choked.

"No, I just wanted to see your hopes crushed." she said with an evil smile.

Gaz got up and went into the next room. scary sister, exit stage left :P Dib finished his food and went up to his room.

"There must be something on this metal that could tell more about where it came from," Dib thought.

Dib woke up to the sound of beeps from his computer "12pm". Dib sat up with a jump, he had heard something on his roof!

"Zim?" he thought.

Dib ran outside in his pajamas and boots. He saw, up on his roof, was a crashed cruiser! The same dark green and blue! Dib ran and got a latter... along with his camera.

"What luck! An alian crash landing on my roof! Wow!" said Dib as he climbed the latter.

He pulled himself onto the roof. There was a huge hole in the left side of the cruiser. Dib crawled though it.

"I bet it's something like Zim!" he thought out loud...again.

Dib wasn't ready to come face to face with a human covered in blood. Her eyes were closed, black hair hung to the sides of her face. A huge cut was on her forehead. Dib lowered his camera.

"A human! How can this be?" he said.

Gaz looked at Dib with a hateful look in her eyes.

"Let me get this strait, you want to keep her in my room so no one will suspect you of anything?" she said.

"Gaz, come on! I'll buy you Piggy Hunter 4." Dib bargened.

"Deal, she can have my closet." Gaz pointed to her closet on the far wall.

"Call me when she wakes up, and what ever you do, don't tell Zim. He might see it as a weakness." Dib said as walked out the doorway.

Gir sat on the couch watching the scary monkey show. He giggled with laughter as the monkey watched the camera.

"I love this show!" he squeeked.

The doorbell rang and Gir dawned his dog costume. He answered the door.

"Is Zim home?" asked Gaz.

"He down in the lab!" screamed Gir.

Gaz followed Gir down to the lab. Zim was under a large computer working on it. He twisted a bolt till it stopped moving, suddenly he heard small "tink" sounds.

"Gir! What did I tell you about coming into the lab while I'm working!" he yelled.

"Hey Zim, get out here." said Gaz.

Zim bumped his head on the computer hanging three inches from his face. He was surprised! Zim pulled himself out and stood up, glaring at Gaz.

"How'd you get down here!" he said in anger.

"I let her in!" chirped Gir.

Zim gave a angry glare at Gir before looking back at Gaz.

"What do you want stink child?" he asked.

Gaz grabbed Zim by the collar of his uniform.

"You're coming with me." she said in a cold voice.

Zim struggled the whole way to Dib's house. Gaz had a VERY good grip though. Gaz threw Zim into her room, he landed with a heavy thump. He was lifted up again before he could get up.

"Unhand me!" he shouted again.

"Shut it Zim, I think you might want to see this." said Gaz as she opened her closet.

Zim gave Kie a long stare... he.. he knew her... Gaz looked at Zim's face and then pushed him to the ground.

"She's getting blood all over my closet, make her stop before I do." Gaz said with a growl.

Bell looked out the Massive's front window. Earth looked so tiny, but it would get bigger. She heard loud snacking souds from behind. The Tallest were only going to Earth as long as the snacks kept coming. She had a metal link with Kie, but for the last day she hasn't heard from her.

"Hey, short irken with the snacks. When are we going to get where we're going?" shouted Red.

Bell gave a low growl. She couldn't stand them.

"We're almost there." she said.

Bell gave a worried look. Kie couldn't go long without bothering her. Bell could tell something was seriously wrong.

End of Chapter Two!

Kie: EKK! Am I going to Die!

Bell: it'll be quieter at least.

Kie:( well... hopefully we'll be back for chapter three!

Bell: Wait, what about Zim? Hey! Kie, GET BACK HERE! .

Kie: WHAA! O.O;;