Jak and the Goldfish

By: EcoBlood/Alisha/Aquilla

Author Note: Yup! Got another 'fic. And look who else joined us! This is strange 'cause the title has nothing to do with this! (Talk about randomness..) Thanks to everyone who reviewed and enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Jak rolled out of bed with two red socks on his ears and pink "Jak" underwear on his nose. It had been a long night with thousands of fans screaming and screaming and...screaming! So, Jak hugged his poopsy bear for dear life. (I thank Sig for this idea..) He blinked and said "moo."

He walked into the fridge, took one bite out of a pickle, screamed "EWW!", then placed it back where it was. He scratched his butt, then walked out the door. As he was walking, thousands of fans were screaming...then became silient. (Probably 'cause Jak was still in his underwear ) All the girls ran and jumped on Jak and took off his underwear. They were surprised at what they had seen next..

Jak had another pair of bright pink underwear on underneath.

The Precursor looked at the girls (Very scared), laughed (very nervously), then, before they could say anything, RAN!

The girls ran home and got dressed just like Jak. They ran back to where Jak was and he seemed very surprised...

They all came back, bouncing on their butts and saying "Lakatooky!"

Jak was so shocked, he opened his mouth so wide that it hit the floor. The girls tackled him so much that he could hardly breathe. He slipped out just in time to get trampled by a herd of cows. Torn was riding a bull in skin tight, leather pants yelling "YEEHAW!" As he was screaming, he ended up falling off the bull the herd trampled him. After the last cow, he was crying for his mommy (So sad..) in his ripped clothes and pink bunny underwear. (Laundry day, Torn?)

A hole opened in the sky and Mar (little Jak) fell out. He smooched Torn and said "poopy." The smell rose up from his "Bob the Builder" diaper, and into Jak's nose. Jak jumped up and ran to his house for a can of air freshener.

There was none left.

Ding! (Idea) He started to hold his breath. He picked up Mar and dumped him in a tub of water with good smelling soap and pretty pink bubbles.

OH NO! SHARK!

"Wait...that's just my rubber ducky!" Mar said in the cutest voice possible. (Thought he was a mute, eh?)

The rubber ducky started to grow and grow until it was monster sized and roaring. DUN, DUN, DUN! HAHAHA! I FOUND A PIN! POP!

Underneath the rubber ducky was Betsy Wetsy with a large controller.

"REVENGE! MAWAHAHAA!" She said.

Mar got so scared he pooped in the tub. He jumped out so fast that the whole bathroom fell into the house below his. He sat on their kitchen table for a few seconds, then ran to the only place that he could cry in his poopy underwear...

His mommy's house.

What happened to Jak, you say?

Well, let's just say his mommy's arms are still tired...

THE ENDDDDD! MAWHAHAHA!