Bananas!
By: EcoJak
Summary: 'Pickles' seems to be the secret word of the day...
One day, Jak went to the store to get a jar of pickles. Jak loved pickles. Pickles made him happy. But, they didn't have any pickles. So, it made him very upset.
"I'm very upset!" Jak proclaimed.
Duh, I just said that! Grrr...anyhoo, he turned into Dark Jak and attacked the pickle suppliers.
"I WANT PICKLES!" Dark Jak screamed, somehow lifting the poor, unfortunate pickle man 50 feet in the air.
"I don't have pickles! I have cucumbers!"
"I WANT PICKLES!" Dark Jak repeated, his head spinning completely around and melted chocolate oozing out of his fanged mouth.
Dark Jak dropped the man on his buttocks, and ORDERED him to get pickles right now! The pickle person ran to the back of the store, but ran back when the pickles attacked him.
"EVIL PICKLES! EVIL PICKLES!" The man screamed, swinging a GIANT chainsaw!
"I'll save you!"
Dark Jak took the chainsaw and swung it around the store wildly while the pickle man was holding on FOR DEAR LIFE!
Suddenly, evil pig feet came to life and devoured the evil pickles. But then, they absorbed the evil and forced all the customers to watch the most horrible thing ever: Court shows.
"NOOOO! NOT COURT SHOWS!" Everyone screamed.
"Yes! Court shows! Mwahahhahahahahahhaahhahahahahha!" I said.
Jak still wanted his pickles, so he magically summoned up a small pickle whistle with a BBIIGG pickle skull with glowy red eyes and blew into it.
"WHAKAKAKAKAKAKAKACHAHAHAHA!"
Instead of an evil pickle army as he would of suspected, Alisha, and her army of clones that planned to dominate the world by brainwashing squrrells and furbies, attacked with the dreaded pink bunnies of EEVVIIILL!
"WORLD DOMINATION!"
Jak didn't care; he wanted his zesty pickles!
Wait! SOMEBODY STOLE THEM!
"MY PICKLES!" Jak screamed.
Jak cried so much that the entire store was flooded and evil chickens started paddiling across in tiny boats with diabolical, paper sailor hats! Jak hated evil chickens, so he took a grenade...
Held it in the air...
Prepared to throw it...
And finally...
With one great, powerful toss...
He slowly...
Ate it.
"This tastes better than pickles!" Jak said.
Everyone looked at him and said "FoShizzle."
Jak suddenly took a big biology book and whacked himself in the head.
Daxter went to his litter box and a giant monster appeared! But who cares? Back to the story!
Everyone then started eating the best food in the world; SHRIMP! ...But completely forgot about the evil chickens, pickles, and pig's feet that plauged their lives so.
Just then, insane monkies fell from the sky and ate everyone's pants.
"I still want pickles.." Jak said, but nobody cared.
"I want pickles too." Nobody said.
So Jak and Nobody teamed up to attack the evil empire. Nobody was secretly planning to capture Jak, but Jak was too busy enjoying the contents of his fat nose to notice Nobody two feet away with a clucking chainsaw.
Cluck...cluckcluck...cluckcluckcluckcluckcluck...
Jak didn't see Nobody and luckily hopped away with all of his wondeful pickles to one day start his own pickle farm.
Daxter was slowly being dragged away by the litter monster...inch by inch by inch...damn look at the time! Gotta go!
THE END!
EcoJak: I know, too short. WAY too short! Review anyway?