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Disclaimers: I don't own Final Fantasy 8 or the characters in this small fic nor the dude in the fic.
OH, I forget to mention that I don't own all written here nor the dialog written here.
Square Soft Hentai
Rated R (it's a little too dirty for kids under 10 to read)
SquareSoft Hentai
D- Narrator / S-squall/ R-Rinoa/ Q-Quistis
D- : ha ha ha ha: The perverted moron is back with some secret footage wrung out from the deepest, darkest pits of Squaresoft. Ladies and Gentlemen, the full footage not seen on home video.
:music plays.#Balmb Fish Song#:
D- At surveillance camera #676 FI0-FF8 Balmb Ball Room
R- Ahh, my grand entrance, Squall dance with me or I'll have my pet doggie Angelo to chew you in the crouch.
S- I don't have a choice , I value something very important in my pants you know... Although...
I wouldn't mind if you took a bite.
Q- I don't like the look of this.
R- I hope that's not your gunblade poking me in the leg.
Q- You Bitch, That gunblade belongs to me.
R- Your little sex toy is mine now.
Q- Squall, you've been a very naughty boy, you're going to get a sore ass for this.
S- Ohh, Quistis, I love it when you talk dirty with me... I better grease up my gun later.
R- OH, who cares about her. Now, before we were so rudely interrupted, Shall we grind!
S- Damn, This is easy. Shall we continue our grind in bed?
R- Only one way to find out. Here's a little something for you. See you later at Balmb Hotel. Caoi! you sexy thing.
S- What's this... a pack of...FF condoms...for better protection than a GF...man! She wants me to use a condom.
Q- You're not going anywhere buddy, I heard the whole thing. Now strip down, bend down, and butt out. I'm going to whip you very hard right now.
S- Ohhh, Quistis, spank me harder. Would you like to join us later at the hotel.
D- Now you know why there are no voices on the game. This has been brought to you by FF condoms for better protection than a GF.
: Music plays and fades:
FIN
LRS19: Don't ask why I wrote this for cause even I don't know why I even wrote it here. SHEESH!