A/n: this is the last chapter for this story! (Tear) read the authors note at the bottom and don't forget to review!
Prosaic Endings
"Due to the evidence given to me, I have no doubt in my mind that Mr. Riley Finn is indeed guilty" the judge began. "Mr. Finn?" Riley looked around not really paying attention to what was going on. His lawyer nudged him in the side to get him to pay attention and nodded in the direction of the judge.
"Huh?" Riley said.
"Feel free to stand any day now Mr. Finn" the judge responded a little annoyed. This guy was going to jail for a long, LONG time and he didn't even seem to care.
"Oh, my bad." Riley stood.
"Mr. Riley Finn I hereby sentence you to twenty years in prison with no hope of probation for attempted man-slaughter. Do you understand?"
"Um…yeah. I kinda have to take a piss so can we wrap this up?"
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Buffy and Spike walked into Joyce's house; Buffy leading Joyce into the house while Spike carried a few bags from behind. Dawn ran into the room, face glowing with excitement. "Mommy!" she yelled throwing herself into Joyce's arms.
"Dawn, be careful" warned Buffy but any other comments died when Joyce pulled her in as well for a group hug.
When they let go, they saw Giles and Spike standing near each other looking a little uncomfortable. Giles was cleaning his glasses. "I-It's nice to see you up and well Joyce" he stuttered earning him a smile.
"Thank you Rupert." Her voice was gentle and loving, soft and full of warmth.
Spike giggled from beside him. "Rupert" he muttered. Giles, smacking his son in the head, saved some of the bags from falling. He carried them into the kitchen. Buffy, Joyce, and Dawn all laughed.
"Let the happy return slash Riley's conviction parties begin!" Dawn called running after the men.
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The officer rough-housed Riley. He pushed him into the cell, the last one on the right. To say that it didn't smell very well would be putting it mildly. The stench of urine mingled with that of other bodily fluids that had long ago accumulated.
"I'm a very well connected man!" exclaimed Riley as he stumbled into the cell wearing an ugly orange jumper.
"Uh-huh" commented the officer closing the cell door. "Finn, meet your roommate Big A." he chuckled as he made his way away and back into his office.
"Huh? Who's…?" Riley trailed off catching sight of the very large man appeared out of nowhere. He nervously stepped back. "H-hi. You must be Big A." the larger man nodded and continued to advance on the fresh meat. "So…what does the 'A' stand for?"
Riley found himself pressed against the door of the cell and Big 'A' standing in front of him. He gulped noisily.
"Anal" the man replied unfazed.
Oh fuck! Riley's mind screamed.
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Willow, Xander, Tara, and Dawn all sat in front of the TV watching the movie Honey for four VERY different reasons. Joyce and Giles decided to celebrate Joyce's return alone in the kitchen. They said they needed some "adult time" which Xander instantly made into something dirty. Buffy and Spike, though, were upstairs in Buffy's room.
Buffy sat on her bed watching Spike idly walk around her room, each in their own thoughts. "We're gonna have to move" Spike said suddenly.
Buffy blinked confused for a moment then understood. "Yup. We're gonna have to find an apartment cause I doubt the school'll let us stay there."
Spike raised an eyebrow. "We?" he wondered visibly smirking.
"Well…y-y-yeah. I mean I-I just t-thought…"
Spike sat beside her and wrapped and arm around her shoulders. "I'm kidding love. It is we."
Buffy sighed, smiled, frowned, and then hit Spike. "Don't do that to me."
He chuckled. "Can't make any promises." He paused growing serious. "You know something?"
"What?"
"I love you."
Buffy smiled as well. "You're not so bad yourself."
Spike cocked his head in mock exasperation. "You did NOT just say that!" he pulled her back, tickling her mercilessly.
Buffy squirmed under him, laughing so hard that tears were coming out of her eyes. "Okay" she called between laughs. "I give. I give." Slowly, Spike's tickles lessened until the ceased all together. She regained control of her laughs, breathing a little heavily. Looking him straight in the eye, she said the words that would never get old to his ears. "I love you too."
Smiling, Spike leaned down and kissed his girlfriend. She didn't hesitate to respond. And the rest as they say is history…
A/n: okay please forgive me for the delays but I've been studying for the SAT 2s. Grr. Damn the adults for making us take those stupid tests. That being said, it's like three in the morning right now so I have no idea if that was a good chapter or not. I don't even know if it makes sense honestly. I hope you guys liked the Riley part 'cause I found that funny. Then again I'm deliriously tired so…
Oh and that was the end. As for my other stories, I will be updating them either over the weekend or by next week at the latest. Don't think that just because this is the last chapter that you don't have to update. I still wanna hear for you guys! Lol. Okay, I think I'll upload this during homeroom and for now, I'll go to sleep before I scare you guys further. Lol. Until next time 'gently viewers,' I bid you adieu.
P.S. give my other stories a shot. I wanted to finish this before anything else. Wrap it up you know? I promise they'll get relatively better and I'll try not to stay up late updating. Lol. Bye guys!
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