Ch 12. Back to Basics

"So how was your date last night?" Pie asked as he entered the living room seeing Kish on the couch with his feet in a bucket of water.

"Yeah..the date from Hell-o Kitty land.." Tart added.

"Fine.." Kish sighed simply.

"Did Ichigo like your fancy footwork Kishhy Fishy?" Tart kidded.

"WHERE?" Kish shouted and stood up in the bucket of water and started splashing around. "Don't let it get me!"

"What's your problem Kish?" Pie asked attentively.

"Hmm..Ever since that date I've grown to have a pathological fear of fish." Kish replied weakly.

"Hey I got a great Idea! FISH! FISH! FISH! Do you got any tens? Go FISH!" Tart joked as he hoped around the bucket.

"NO! NO GET IT OFF! MOMMY!" Kish screamed.

"Quit it Tart or I'm telling on mom!" Pie insisted. "You know what that means.."

"NO! Not the blueberry pie! Take me instead..I'll sing, I'll dance..I'll do anything but don't let her eat my pie..Pie!" Tart whined helplessly.

"As long as you don't laugh at Kish for being afraid of fish." Pie answered adding a little snigger to it.

"Hey! You're not helping either Pie!" Kish exclaimed.

"I'll stop..but why so glum chum?" Pie asked. "If the date went well..you got your wish! You should be happy."

"Yeah I know, but I've decided it's too painful to go out with her." Kish replied.

"Ichigo can't get over Mayasa?" Pie insisted.

"No..It would be too painful for me." Kish said and took his feet out of the water to show huge blisters, bumps and bruises. Tart jumped as he saw the sores and landed hard in Pie's lap.

"Whoa..that is not sanitary!" Tart shrieked.

"Just disgusting." Pie remarked.

"How come they're all bruised like that?" Tart asked.

"From the Mew Mews..teaching me how to dance was more dangerous than fighting with them." Kish responded. "Oh forget it."

"Boys! Your mom just got a brand new movie for us to watch!" Kish's mother chimed waving a tape as she walked in.

"NO WAY! I AM NOT WATCHING ANOTHER MOVIE EVER AGAIN! THOSE THINGS ARE HARMFUL FOR MY HEALTH! I'll stick to chimera animas and sudden moves on Ichigo...now if you excuse me I will be in the shower crying for the rest of my life! Oww..mommy." Kish whined as he ran out of the room.

"So..what movie is it?" Pie asked.

"Moby Dick." Kish's mother replied.

The End

Finally a proper (yet sad) end to this fic. Though I admit I am sad to end this craziness and want to thank everyone who read it and who reviewed. I want to say thanks personally to KishIchigo Forever for giving me an idea of this fic.. Bluedragongirl1 for going with me so far. Props to Mew Roxy for predicting the future of the fic and everyone else (Idon'thave room for all 65 reviews) for giving me the pleasure of writing for an audience. KISH RULES..MAYASA DROOLS! Eat your heart out Mew Mews!

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