Df: now…where was I? Ah yes…I left you unfortunate readers with a cliff hanger.

Yusuke: it's unfortunate enough to have you he-erm…oops.

Keiko and Boton: YUSUKE!!

Df: o.O how did u get here?

Keiko: well someone has to look after Yusuke so he doesn't do something stupid.

Kuwabara: Haha! Yusuke got in trouble by his girlfriend!

Shizuru: don't think your off the hook little bro.

Kuwabara: uhh…hey sis!

Df: wait…where's Hiei and Kurama?

Kurama: right here.

Df: ok…on with the story!

Chapter 4: Tortured

Hiei woke up in a dark cave-like room filled with old cob webs and dusty furniture; mainly desks and chairs. Candles dully light the room making it so you can just barely see your hands in front of you.

"What the hell……where am I?" Hiei tried to move but found out quickly that he had been fastened to a table by fire proof chains. (yes fire proof cuz he is a fire demon!!! And for all you people who thought that he wasn't……you need to watch anime more often…)

"Try to relax young demon…it'll all be over soon." A dark, shadowy, round figure stepped towards him. It was Winnie the Pooh! Hiei looked disgusted at the plump creature 'How in the seven hells did he capture me?!!!?' Another creature came into the room…this time it was holding a proton laser.

"Who the hell are you?" Hiei snapped.

"My name is Piglet. And now, your life is about to end…say goodbye!" Piglet snarled with a cheerful smile on his face. Hiei cringed as the proton laser was aimed at his heart.

SQUASH!!

Hiei looked at Piglet, now he was a flat pancake on the floor. The weight and size of the proton laser had crushed him. Hiei silently sighed in relief, but that did not last very long. Pooh picked up the proton laser. He was able to hold it without wobbling his arms and had a steady aim.

"You will pay for showing your frown, making others feel bad. You are a disgrace to this place of happiness and fun….BURN IN HEAVEN!!!!" Pooh fired the laser, Hiei raised his arm in defense and the beam hit his chain shattering it into shards of metal. Hiei smirked. Again Pooh fired, this time he hit both his left leg chain and left arm chain. 'Now at least a can use my power in my arms.' Hiei gathered his spirit energy into his right arm making a small ball of flames appear in his palm. He threw it. The ball missed but it hit the ground in front of Pooh making him fly back into the wall with a big THUD.

"Guards!" two chubby chipmunks (Chip and Dale), a puppet (Pinocchio), and a little lion cub (Simba) came through the door.

"Those are supposed to be guards?? What idiot would hire them?" Simba grown and pounced on Hiei. Being the 'smart' one, Hiei used his leg to send Simba flying to the ground about 30 feet away. After lying on the ground for about ten seconds, Simba got up as if nothing had happened. 'Damn. What does it take to kill these things? Wait…my sword!! I still have it! Perfect...' Everyone attacked this time. Struggling with one caught leg, he managed to lop off the heads of all the characters. (EVERY DISNEY CHARACTER DESERVES TO DIE!! Muwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahem…). 'These chains may be fire proof, but are they able withstand the strength of my sword?'

BANG!!

The chains broke. And he ran towards the exit…he knew it was the exit because there was a sign that said 'EXIT TO HAUNTED MANSION RIDE'. A stammering voice echoed behind him.

"I'm……not……through with you……yet." Hiei looked behind him to see Pooh. Pooh leaned against the dust-covered door post with one hand on the post and the other hand on his head.

"I don't have time to fool around with a teddy bear. So I'll end your life quickly." Using his speed, Hiei leaped into the air and slashed at his neck cutting just under the head. The dead body collapsed on the floor. Hiei smirked as his 'fine' work. Slowly, he crept out the door, keeping an eye out for anymore of those 'guards'.

'Now how am I supposed to get back to the others? Damn it all. Well I might as well head towards that stupid ride that they were mentioning.' Hiei headed off towards Test Track.

Df: I got another idea…!

Hiei: that's not good…

Yusuke: HAHA!! Hiei got tortured by evil Disney characters!!

Hiei: shut up spirit detective or else you won't live to see another day.

Yusuke: eheh…heh…heh…;;

Df: until next time…PLEZ review!! I sound like the announcer dude at the end of the show…dang it! Remember the more you review, the faster the chapter comes up. Oh, and before I forget…thank you to all that have reviewed my stories!!