(N/M Shin sits in corner, holding a bloody rag to her lower lip)

Jax: N/M Shin can't talk to you right now, because she did something stupid...again.

Zephyr: N/M Shin has succeeded in a feat that has practically split her lip in half, because she decided to be stupid...well, more stupid than usual. She was warned about it since she started first grade.

Jax: And this is irony folks, you know how N/M Shin can't write without coke? Well, it was coke that did this to her!

(N/M Shin whimpers through her bloody rag from corner)

Zephyr: She decided to open a coke half-way, which she does a lot, but when she opened it, the pop-tab came off.

Jax: Long story short, she got her lower lip pinched between a hard, sharp piece of tin and...another hard, sharp piece of tin. Being unable to gently slide it out, she was forced to rip it out, and is now bleeding profusely.

Zephyr: (Shudders) I cringe just thinking about it.

Jax: Oh god, I know... (Shudders) But don't be surprised, faithful reviewers. If you didn't already know, N/M Shin is the dumbest creature on the face of the earth. Do not cry for her, for she deserved it.

Zephyr: Well, she can still type, so let's get this chapter started!

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(AARRRGGH! I wrote HALF THE FUCKIN CHAPTER and then DELETED IT!)

(...I'm really stupid today...)

Raven sighed as she sat cross-legged on the street, though it didn't make her feel any better. Starfire was silent on the opposite end of the pavement, her knees were pressed up to her chin as she sat in deep thought.

"...Well?"

"Well what? You have a child that you've hidden from me and everyone else for the past eight years, that is quite straight-forward."

"...Are you mad?"

"I -Why did you not tell us of her? Connie would have loved to have another girl to do the 'hanging out' with, and I am sure she would not be a burden of any kind upon-"

"She wasn't really...ready for introductions. We were going to tell you about her in a few weeks, but...well."

"And why are you telling me of her now?"

"...She was...He-Slade found her."

Starfire shot up from the ground as if she had been loaded on a spring. "What? Should we not save her?"

"Gar-Beast Boy already rescued her; she's helping them with Slade. She even de-masked him."

"Then let us locate and aid our friends! Come Raven, they may need our assistance!" Star said, pulling her friend up from the ground.

"Star, I like having both of my arms," Raven snapped, pulling her arm from her friend's strong grasp, "And besides, our mission is to stop the robots. If we skip out on our task, it will jeopardize the entire mission!"

"But-"

"She has both mine and Gar's powers. She will be fine."

"...One can only hope, friend Raven."

XXXXXXXXXXX-Ack! I got blood on the keyboard-XXXXXXXXX

Hannah and Beast Boy continued to tail Slade as he ran through the narrow corridor. To their dismay, Slade did not seem to slow down his frightened pace, at least, to one's dismay.

Feels good to have him running away in fear. That bastard should have been stepped on a long time ago.

...What?

The hall is getting too narrow, change into something smaller.

Gotcha.

Beast Boy turned into an emerald fox as he loped through the thinning passageway. To his relief, the fox could see much better in the dim light than the lion could. That seemed strange, couldn't cats see well in the dark?

The fox form was much faster, and it took all of Beast Boy's self-control not to speed ahead and put the man, if you could him that, out of his misery. But he knew, oh boy did he know, that Robin should be the one to commit the act. Slade had long been under enough penalties for the death sentence. The Titans were free to kill him as they pleased.

Hannah squinted as light entered her vision from far into the tunnel. The never-ending path was finally leading somewhere, but out in the open, Slade could easily run out of their grasp.

Both sharing the same thought, they sped faster onto his heels. A green and a tan fox, loping with their mouths open in excitement.

Nothin' like the thrill of the hunt.

Nothin' like the blood of the hunt.

...You scare me sometimes.

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"You think they'll like what we got em?" Darren asked with a grin as they exited the abandoned building.

"I'm gonna tell you this right now," Connie shared his grin, "There isn't any girl in the universe that doesn't like Chick-fil-a."

They walked a few more minutes in silence, though it wasn't uncomfortable. The entire city was devoid of life, it just made one appreciate the silence. Even hyperactive cheerfuls like Connie.

When they arrived on the scene of where they had left their mothers, the silence was shattered.

"You are such a compulsive bitch!"

"Well you are Glargnot!"

"...Touché, well you're a ...Glorbag Varblernilk!"

"How dare you use my own language against me?"

"Fine then, I'll use my own language!"

(The following phrases from Raven are...very bad. And...I would have to bring the rating up to say them.)

Darren's mouth and eyes were wide open shock. "M-Mom...you-"

"Geez Rae, join the navy!"

When she had clearly lost the verbal brawl, Starfire tackled Raven to the ground, where they had a good old fashioned cat-fight. Well, as old fashioned as a cat-fight can be with Raven and Star.

Darren transformed and separated them with his demonic strength. "C'mon, I don't wanna be the adult here."

"What were you guys fighting about anyway?" Connie asked as she checked for injuries. There were several, Star clearly won the physical battle.

"What matters is that I would have whooped Star's ass if I didn't have to shut off my powers to avoid blowing something up!"

"You were clearly the loser of the battle of force, Raven!"

Darren picked them up by the collar of their shirts to avoid another confrontation. They were easily four feet off of the ground.

"And had you known the meaning of my Tameranean insults, you would have covered your ears in fear! You Zalgoth Embadrow!"

Wildfire flinched at the Tameranean curse, earning a confused look from hellion.

"...You don't wanna know."

"...Of course I don't..."

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Meanwhile, Slade had led his pursuers up to the roof. The roof of the building was simply a rotting canvas, holes and rips were scattered across it, along with incredulous bloodstains upon its jungle-green surface. Several bullet holes also adorned its array of wear.

And, while this canvas may be able to hold two foxes, it couldn't support a man for very long.

It took Slade a few seconds to realize this.

"...Oh, shit."

The foxes stepped forward gingerly, but the canvas held.

Slade searched frantically for a way out. He couldn't fight, the canvas would never hold. He couldn't jump; the warehouse roof was easily one-hundred feet above the ground. But he did have an ace.

"Now now, did you not forget that in this game, I hold all the cards?" Slade took the familiar trigger from one of his many compartments.

Ooh, he's got a pretty button!

Hannah leapt, not knowing the trigger's purpose. Before he could stop her she attacked, her teeth sank into the man's shoulder, and the button was pressed. Then the trigger was dropped.

The trigger dropped in a puddle of blood as a mushroom cloud formed in the distance.

And guess who was still waiting right next to the bomb.

That's right.

XXXXXXXXXX-Dun dun duuun!-XXXXXXXXX

Holy crap, I got the chapter up! And in the course of almost three weeks, my lip is almost healed!

God, it hurts so bad though...

Jax: Well, you won't make that mistake again, will you?

N/M Shin: What? (Slurps half-open can of coke)

Jax: --;

N/M Shin: Sluuuuurp...ow!