The Dragon Has Landed.
Chapter 13 : WTF ? Wa Tak Faham. I Don't Get It. ( Spelling errors checked)
Disclaimers: I don't own Naruto or Ranma 1/2 here, except some changes I made to them.The rest aren't mine but I do OWN Max.I ALSO don't own the Master pieces of Mr Jing Yong, Mr Gu Long and other respective writers. I just borrowed them to use here so...um...don't sue me. (DO anyone actually read this stuff?)
(A/N :
Sorry for the late update. I was not free for a whole two weeks of my semester break. What kind of semester break consist of four whole assignments and a full week of PC assembling ? Add on top of that my friends came up of an idea to make an Online Pet raising game....just for fun and test our knowledge. Heh, well it's still 20% complete and I hope you guys can give it a test ride...can you ? Pretty please? It's okay if you don't since it's not a big deal anyway.
Yo Yo is a new trend in my state for the new Super Yo Yo anime and I got myself 8 Yo Yo's...which I broke five of them...from over usage. I'm trying to break my record of making over 20 'loop the loops'
I spent the whole week practicing my Yo Yo skills. I've learned the Dog Bite, Long Sleeper, Tidal Wave, Loop the Loop, Around the World, Forward Pass, Rocket, Rock the Cradle ect. My hands were sore from the loopings. I got myself a new Yo Yo that allows me to add weights on it to enhance the loopings. Man, was I training for hours and my arm was still stinging from the Yo Yo's recoil. It's just like playing with numchucks.....only heavier.
Last week I went to a shop and they were selling toys and models of various movies and animes. Needless to say that I walked right in to see if I can spot any Animes I know. Well, I saw a collection of Naruto toys and statues..with chakra around them !! It was so cool but it's so expensive. I clutched my wallet but then another thing caught my attention. It was a 18 inch tall Spiderman figure with 67 movable points !! I was like OH MY GOD !! I MUST HAVE THAT !!! Yes I know that 18 year olds aren't suppose to play with dolls but hey, I didn't have the chance to play them when I was young so I guess what the hechk. When I check the price I was defeated by the digits dancing around my head. It was more expensive than the Naruto collections. So I decided to save up my money to buy them. On the way back I spotted a box with a Naruto picture. The owner says that you can open the box for RM 10 and find a Toy of the Naruto anime inside. I bought two and I got Hokage and Ebisu. I was disappointed so the owner gave me a Sasuke with his big Shuriken in exchange for the Hokage. Heh I was lucky I guess. )
Now for the replies:
Seta Himura : Dude, sorry man but this is important for the continuation of my original fic. Please forgive me about this. Well at least check this out.
Kirin Kage The Shadow Girl : Yay, you updated. I'll be sure to check it out.
Night-Owl123 : Thanks for the support and review here is the new chap hope you enjoy !!
Daniel de los Santos :Thanks for the review and the new character man. I'll be sure to put him here along with some OC's I created. Glad you like the SS. I'll continue that as soon as I have some more juice left.You're right about expanding this fic from the SS though. Here's the new chap hope you enjoy.
Kyme : Ah haha, well I do try to make some Crying Worthy moments but I ain't good in those scenes. Hope you enjoy this chap and glad you like my fic.
Rightious : Dude !! So happy you made it man. I was like so happy that you reviewed !! Thanks for also noticing about the 100,0 words thing, Hope you like this chapter too.
Asphixia : Thanks for the review !! I'm not mad at you. Hey you did gave me an extra 3 reviews. Heheh anyway, you guessed right about the SS. I did came up with the idea for that to make my fic longer. Hope you like this chap.
PS : It's ok for the late review...I was actually waiting for your review to continue. I did that in under 4 hours so it's kinda rushed.
OK guys that's it for the replies and here's my Chap.Hope you like it.
Special Thanks for Deniel de los Santos for his character and laZy hyuuGa (Yes he's still alive) for some new Jutsu ideas.
Oh yeah, and the Jutsu list was updated !!!
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"Speech"
#Thoughts#
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The Mist Brothers along with a few other Chunins and Jounins were gathered for a meeting in front of the Mizukage's office. They were told that the new Chunin exam would be held here in the Hidden Mist Village as he will be electing a few Shinobis to be in charge of the topic of the exams.
"I'll divide you guys into three main groups. There will be three sections in the exam just like the usuals.....but I want this one to be special. I want them to know that the Mist is a strict Village. Only the best shall pass and only the best shall become Chunin. Go, I expect a report on my desk concerning the three tests for the exam two days from now. " said the Mizukage.
" Please allow me to speak openly Mizukage-sama." said Max.
The Mizukage nodded.
Max continued "Thank you. My question is that since me and my brothers are only Chunin, why are we allowed to become one of the Organizers?"
The Mizukage chuckled " Ah....well it's just that you and your brothers are in the Special Jounin rank now. As one of the better Genjutsu and the most outstanding Taijutsu users around, I appoint Ranma Saotome, Max Knight and Haku Special Jounin from now on. You three are to help the rest of the Jounins here for the exam. Remember this, a special Jounin is lower than a Jounin and you must also regard your superiors in full respect. is that clear ?"
Max nodded and then they were dismissed to their own meeting room....the Jounin War room.
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The three brothers entered the room and seated themselves on the far right corner of the table as they wait for the other Jounins. Soon the room was filled with over twenty Jounins and Clan Reps.
A Jounin stood up to give a speech for the starting of the meeting and they all gave their advices and opinions on the tests. The three brothers were quiet the whole time until the Jounin that summoned the shellfish before noticed this and asked Max about their idea.
Max received a nod from his brothers to speak for them and so he did " Well...I think that since the Mist is specialized in Stealth Assassinations, we should aim for the best of the Genins to be Chunin." Max stopped to get the attention from everyone in the room then continued "My idea is that we test them not only in Ninjutsu, Genjutsu and Taijutsu but we shall also test them in mental stress handling, team work and...adoption."
Ranma and Haku grinned at the memory of Itachi's Genjutsu treatment.
The Jounins were also thinking about this, some even smirked as they caught on Max's point. Soon everyone agreed and made a report for the Mizukage the other day. The test shall be held one week after the meeting and they needed to get prepared.
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In the Hidden Leaf Village.....
A certain blond ninja was running from a huge pack of wolfs as he ran for his dear life.....wait why is he smiling? Ah...the young Shinobi was leading the pack of wolfs to an ambush.
At the ambush, a boy with a bandana and a pink haired girl was waiting patiently for their loud team mate.
" So Sakura-san...how long do you think Naruto is going to be here ?" asked the Boy as he played with his Kunai.
The Pink haired Kunoichi shrugged but then they heard a rather loud voice shouting their names and smirked "I'd say about ...now."
"Good enough. Well lets not wait until he gets eaten shall we ?" then they jumped down from their hiding place and pulled the trap they prepared.
Naruto leaped high enough to avoid the rather wide and deep pit that they dug out earlier and the pack of wolfs fell into the pit. The laughing blond landed on a tree skillfully and checked for any stray wolfs that didn't fall in their pit.
"Well no wolfs here....Hey Sakura-chan !!! Shinosuke !!! " cried the Naruto as he ran towards his two team-mates.
After the Sasuke incident, Shinosuke replaced Sasuke as Team 7 's new member. He's a Ninjutsu user that excels in making traps and also a Taijutsu user. He could do some Genjutsu but he'l still a little bit slow in Chakra control. He's not Sasuke but he'll have to do if Naruto and Sakura wants to enter this months Chunin exam.
"Juts watch you guys, I'm gonna win this time. Then I'll be Hokage and prove that I'm the best Ninja in the Village !!"
Shinosuke grinned at his new teammate. They were introduced a week after Sasuke returned and he was very amused when he saw Naruto eating at the Ichiraku ramen stand his grandfather opened. His sister said that Naruto was a regular customer and he's also the best ramen eater around....well not after Ranma beaten him in ramen eating though. Since then Naruto was also trying his best to take back the Ramen King title....and went broke.
Sakura didn't take the loss of Sasuke that bad. Although she did visit her crush occasionally she didn't have that schoolgirl fan thing on anymore. After seing Naruto and Hinata together and Naruto bringing back a battered Sasuke, something in her realized that she was the mean one here. She placed herself in Naruto's shoes just as Hinata told her and was ashamed at what she had done to him. Every thing she said to the loud hyper Shinobi was plain mean. She never listens to him and everytime he did a good deed she just make stupid excuses for herself. The time were they fought Haku and Zabuza.... Naruto was the one that defeated Haku and it was not Sasuke. In the forest...Naruto stopped the big snake from biting Sasuke. She never thought that Naruto could be that powerful to even summon that big frog and forced Gaara to quit. Such determination in that boy....how could she be so blind ? He was the one that comforted her when Sasuke went away and he was the one that promised her to bring back Sasuke...the one that she loved. He was able to sacrifice himself to let her be with Sasuke when he found Tsunande to cure Sasuke. He was the only one that supported her in the Chunin Prelims and he was the one that snapped her out of Ino's jutsu. He even helped the whole class in the first test by saying his ' I won't give up' speech. He was looked down and ignored by everyone but he kept his emotions in check all the time...he was better at hiding his emotions than Sasuke. He kept everyone happy and changes the mood every time the class was starting to turn boring. He was un-expecting and used a Jounin Ranked Jutsu like drinking water...he was ....a great Ninja and friend.
Naruto had gotten over his childhood crush, Sakura and often went training with Neji and Lee in the training field or the forest after The Mist brothers left. Jiraiya taught him another new Jutsu, a Katon Jutsu. Although it reminds him of that bastard Sasuke but he could combine this with the boss toad Gamabunta. His seemingly unlimited Chakra supply made this jutsu a breeze and he could do it continuously for 20 minutes without stopping. The Ki exercise made him sleep lest and rest his body so he could train longer and his results on chakra control was getting better and better ....without the help of Kyubi's own red chakra.
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One day Kyubi decided to make an entrance in his dreams and tell him about this new jutsu that needed Ki in order to perform it.
"Hey whelp, get up."
"Huh? What are you doing in my dream ya big fur ball ?"
"Next time brush your teeth moron. I'm here to make you a deal."
"If it's about letting you take over my body so you can go hunting rabbits then it's no deal."
"Come to think of it...I haven't had any meat since I was in your body. It's always ramen, milk, ramen, milk..."
"Alright I get it so what is the deal ?"
The Kyubi sighed and continued, " I'm giving you a choice...."
"What choice ? From my point of view I am the that's supposed to give you the choice."
"Shut up whelp !! The choice is yours whether or not I'm going to teach you this jutsu."
"A new Jutsu ? Sure what does it do ?"
"Hmm...maybe I should wait...."
"Hey no fair give me that Jutsu !!"
"If yo say so. This jutsu requires the usage of your Ki and my Ki to merge. It will create a Bunshin of...me."
"So...it's like an Ultimate Bunshin?"
"No and Yes. It's like giving me a body outside your body. It could be an Ultimate Bunshin like you said since I will be the one controlling it. I can use my Chakra in the Bunshin...well I AM the Bunshin..."
"But that means you could destroy the Leaf !! No way I'm letting you do that."
"Heh, I would if I could."
"What do you mean ?"
"Well...even though I can use my chakra and my Jutsus in that state I am still unable to separate myself from you therefore my Chakra is only 20% from my original strength. Not that I can't kill anyone in that state, it's just that by doing that Jutsu you can create a rule that allows me to do things....and also stop me from killing anyone if you wish."
"So I can really REALLY control you ?"
"NO idiot...it's more like limiting my abilities."
"As long as you're on my side it's ok...So what should I do ?"
"So the normal Kage Bunshin Hand seal but add in the Dog,Bird and Tiger seal at the end. Remember this is a Contract between you and a Demon Lord.....naming ME." chuckled the Kyubi.
"Yeah yeah...I'll do it when I have the time."
"Whatever brat."
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On the other side of The peaceful leaf Village.....
" Jiraiya !!! What the hell are you doing ?? " Screamed a voice from the Hokage tower.
Ok so the village WAS peaceful a few seconds ago.
"Um...Tsu-Tsunande. I was just um...you data for my new book." stuttered Jiraiya, one of the three legendary San-nins.
"That's what you ALWAYS say and I don't know who on earth would buy that...that book of yours."
A knock on the door saved Jiraiya from any more banter from the new Hokage as she permitted the visitor to enter her new office. The door opened to reveal Kakashi...and Sandaime. In their hands were the latest issue of the book Jiraiya was so famous of ...Icha Icha Paradise.
Eye twitch.... vein pop.....
"WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY PERVERTS ???"
#Yup, it was a bad idea to come in this EARLY.# thought Kakashi as he flipped his book to the next page.
After a few minutes of calming herself down, the Fifth Hokage told them about the new Chunin exam that will be held at the Hidden Mist and ask Jiraiya to escort some of the teams there. Kakashi is to call the other Jounins to the meeting and gather the Genins. Soon they were off to do their job.....how troublesome.
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Neji could be seen blocking Lee's devastating kicks and ducked under a kunai from TenTen, a reflex he had gotten by fusing his Byakugan and his new Ki sense. The hole in his Byakugan was no more as he gave a punch to Lee who in turn evaded to the left and made a sweep kick to knock him off. Neji leaped to avoid being swept but changed it to a back flip as TenTen's senbons flew pass his chest.
The Hyuuga landed and ducked another barrage of Shurikens and a mighty sidekick by his Taijutsu using team-mate. A slight glint in his eyes made the two attackers stiffed in their tracks but that was all Neji needed as he called out his new attack " Shin Hakkeshou : Kyori Rokujuu Yonshou ( New Hand of the Eight Divinations: Distance Sixty-four Palms) !!"
Lee's eyes went wide as he made a soft bed of Ki in front of himself to protect his body from the new technique Neji used. TenTen leaped away as soon as she notices the all to familiar stance. The Ki enhanced attacks stung Lee's body even though he had his Ki shielding him from the attacks. Each hit were highly concentrated and they felt like sharp needles poking his skin and vital Chakra points.
After the attack Lee was left panting from the onslaught. Neji stopped his attack and wiped a sweat drop from his forehead. It seems like the attack took out most of his reserves of Chakra and Ki too. He made a mental note to increase his hold on creating more Ki next time.
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Back in the Hidden Mist.....
Max could be seen walking down the street with his brothers by his side. They had just finished a brief for the Chunin exam and was looking forward for a quick spar. They came to a halt when a figure stood in front of them. He wore a Chunin vest just like them but had chains surrounding his left hand up until his shoulder ( think of a character from Saint Seiya that uses chains....named Shun. Thanks Daniel and Wolfen Man for reminding me the name) His silver hair flowing freely behind him. He also wore a Chinese shirt underneath the vest but unlike Ranma's , his one have two gold trim along the side and on his right hand he wore a black fingerless glove. Beside the black Kung fu pants he wore the standard Shinobi sandals with his Hai-ate on his forehead.
The three grinned as the figure approached them. " Hey Rei, long time no see." said Max to the figure. Ranma grinned and made a small punch on the figure they called Ray " Yeah. I thought you died at the last mission." Haku smiled at Rei and greeted him " Where have you been lately Rei ?"
The figure named Rei shrugged and his chains made a nice clashing sound " Well you know dong missions and stuff. I heard you guys are promoted to Special Jounin eh ?"
The Three Brothers nodded.
"Ah...well some guys get all the luck."
"Hey you can be one too if you stop holding back your potential. I know you're holding back a lot when we're on that recon mission were the enemy spotted us. We did kill every one of them but all you did was use your normal skills. Heck you weren't even serious with the renegades." said Ranma.
Rei shook his head " It's just not the time.....yet."
"Well when IS the time?" asked Max.
Rei was quiet for a second but then changed the subject " Anyway, I was here to congratulate you guys...."
Suddenly a shadowy figure jumped on Ray's back and nuzzled his hair. " REI-ONICHAN YOU'RE BACK !!!"
"AAAHHHH Get off me you brat !!" shouted Rei as he tries to get the boy off his head. The Mist Brothers have these huge sweat drops on their head as the scene played in front of them.
"You're finally back bro !! Mom told me so I came running back after my mission." said the young Genin who is obviously Rei's brother. He had the same hairstyle and eye colours as his brother but he wore a more Western style clothes. A bright red vest and dark blue short pants holding his Kunai pouch on his right. He wore his head protector on his forehead like his brother and wore two red fingerless gloves. He had a small line of chains on his left leg and they clashed together as he jumps up and down around his brother.
"Yeah Yeah, I can see it. How are you doing ? "
"Is that the way to talk to your brother after that two week long mission ? Huh ? HUH ? I'm gonna tell Mom !!" shouted the Genin.
"Why you little rat !! You're a GENIN for crying out loud. You just need to take a few lumps before you can be a Chunin like me."
"Heh, I'll be a Chunin yet.... right after this years Chunin Exam." exclaimed the young Genin.
"Really ? Well you see my friends here are the testers at the test. Maybe you can get a few tips from them." said Rei jokingly.
The young Genin took a fe seconds staring at the three brothers in front of him the shook his head " NO."
Max smirked #Looks like he doesn't trust us...#
"Hey kid, we are really the testers for the exam." said Ranma.
The young Genin shook his head again " I don't care, I'm not gonna take the short cut way of becoming a Chunin. I will be one like everyone else. Bye nice meeting you, I gotta go train with my team." then the young boy left running away towards the training grounds.
"Nice kid." said Max.
"Yeah. A damn annoying one if you ask me." said Rei.
"Well you can't get a kid any more hyper than that....oh wait you can get a Genin that hyper..." said Ranma as he remembered a certain blond ramen loving Shinobi a few hundred miles away from the Mist.
Haku laughed " Yeah, and you can't find another one like that in a few years later too."
They laughed as they headed to their own training area to spar and catch up on old times.
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Back in the Leaf, Naruto gave a loud sneeze and fell off the tree he was standing on.
Shinosuke shook his head at this " Oy Naruto, that's the 8th time."
Naruto stood up from theground and shrugged " Yeah, I know. It's strange you know ? Like some one is talking about me...."
Sakura sighed "Yeah and Monkeys turn into a cage."
Somewhere near the bath house....
"AAACHOOO !!"
"AHH Old man, you almost get us caught." scolded Jiraiya as he quickly look side ways to check for any angry mobs around.
"Well seems like someone's talking about me....or something related to me." said Sandaime.
"Yeah right. You're just too old for this stuff that you could pass out from the heat.....uh-oh.." Jiraiya did get the chance to finish his sentence as the angry mob of girls chased the two perverts around the village.
Tsunande saw that from the tower and sighed, " I wonder who else is as perverted as those two..."
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Somewhere again...
"OH SWEETO!!! " chirped an old man as he was chased by a mob of girls.
Suddenly he sneezed and fell from the fence and the angry mob cracked their knuckles as they hit him with everything they got.
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Hidden Mist Village three days later...........
Naruto and co arrived in Hidden Mist and the three brothers were waiting for him at the gates. Just as soon as the Leaf team arrived the Sand team arrived too. With Gaara and Temari doing the lead with several Jounins and a group of Genins they were happy to see each other. Gaara nodded at them and they all headed to their hotel to rest the night.Tomorrow is gonna be a big day.
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(A/N : Ahh..sorry for the crappy chap. I promise a better chap next time. Anyway a parting gift from me is a bunch of joke I thought of. What if Naruto went to the Harry Potter world ? What if they went to Hogwarts ? Here's my jokes and hope you like it. Be warning Harry fans, this is a one sided joke. Oh and I told this joke online to a fic author so it's unedited.)
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Joke start:
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Hermoine : Do you know who Harry Potter is ?
Naruto : No, who is he?
Hermoine : He is the boy who lived from an attack by, You-Know-Who.
Naruto : No, I don't know who.
Hermoine : He fights Dragons, Giant snakes, Ogres and a very evil guy.
Naruto : I fought Giant Ten Story Tall Snakes, Sat on a ten Story Tall Toad, A Huge Giant Raccoon monster and a guy who can make his neck and tongue grow long....
Hermoine : He have a scar a shape of a lightning on his forehead and it hurts whenever the bad guy is near,
Naruto : I have a seal that keeps a nine tailed Demon Fox within me and it becomes visible when I'm mad
Hermoine : Well...he could play quiditch....
Naruto : I could turn myself into a whole football team....and play all by myself.
Hermoine : His Godfather can turn himself into a black dog...
Naruto : I can turn myself into a sexy girl...My instructor can summon dogs underground, My sensei can summon giant frogs, My friends could stop you by his shadows.....
Hermoine : OO
Ron walks by and says : I can play chess and win 10 times in a roll.
Naruto : Shikamaru is undefeatable in Go, Shogi and even chess....IN OUR WHOLE VILLAGE.
Harry : Well...Hermoine is the top student in our class...maybe the whole school.
Naruto : Well...we have Sakura , She's the top of our class..., Sasuke and Neji ... are geniuses of their clans.
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Jiraiya vs Haggrid
Haggrid : Huh, I have a Pet dragon once.
Jiraiya : I have a Pet Toad that could step on your dragon....
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Professer Dumbledore : I have a Pet Phoenix.
Tsunande : I have a pet pig.
Everyone : SO ?
Tsunande : I dunno I just wanna be a part of his jokes...Ah I know !! I have big breasts and I can't be old !!!
Everyone : Sweat drop
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Prof .D vs Hokage the third....
Prof D : I am the greatest Wizard ever.
Hokage : Whatever..I don't see your face on a mountain anywhere.....
PD. :I have a Pet Phoenix whose tear can heal any wound that's suppose to kill you.
Hokage : I have the God of death on my side.
PD : I have a hat that talks and recite poems.
Hokage : I have a shape shifting Monkey that talks and he could bite off your head anytime he wants.
PD : I have a mirror that can tell the deepest thought of the human mind.
Hokage : Well ....I have this crystal ball...
PD : Wait...don't tell me you can see the the professor in my school sucks at that.
Hokage : No....My crystal ball can see through the thick walls of the women's bath house.....wanna take a peek ?
PD : Well.....it's been years since I....oh what the hell...STEP A SIDE !!
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Malfoy vs Sasuke.
Malfloy : Step aside mud blood or I'll do a spell on you .
Sasuke : Hn....KATON : GouKaKyuu No Jutsu !! BBQ Blonde anyone ? I made it extra crispy.
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Sakura vs Hermoine.
Hermoine : It's like this e=mc2 and then divided by this and multiplied by this ...then...
Inner Sakura : GO TA HELL !!!
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Shikamaru vs Ron
Ron : Hah I check-mated your King !!
Shikamaru : Kaga mane no Jutsu....now you can't move anything else and I can kill you so no one will know that you check-mated me.
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Aura vs Anbu
Aura : We can fly around in our brooms as fast as the wind. We can shoot balls of spell that could stun an opponent in a blink of an eye.
Anbu : We can teleport anywhere we want. We can kill you with a flick of our hands. We can make fire , water, earth and any other elements just by making handseals.
Aura : OO
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Prof McG. Vs Kakashi.
Prof G : I can turn myself into a cat. Transforms self into a bob cat
Kakashi : Kuchiyose No Jutsu ..... a pack of dogs appear to chase the cat away
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Harry Vs Naruto
Harry : #Chants spell#
Naruto : Harlem no Jutsu !!
Harry : #Faints from blood loss.#
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Voldemort vs Orochimaru
Voldemort : I can speak to this huge snake and command it to eat you....
Orochimaru : Tut tut.....Kuchiyose no Jutsu ! # Manda appears and killed the moron.# My snake does what I say AND he can talk.
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Sirius black Vs Kiba...
Sirius : I can turn into a dog.
Kiba : My dog can turn into ME.
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Ranma 1/2 vs Harry Potter.
Harry : I defeated a huge snake and passed a dragon while flying on a broom...
Ranma : So what ? I killed a Phoenix GOD !!
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Ryoga could destroy Hogwarts with only a finger
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Akane could bitch slap Malfoy and he would end up in New Zealand
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Dragon problems ? Ogres that invade you toilets ? Call the Nerima Wrecking Crew and you'll be begging for the Dragons and Ogres back in under a week or a full refund
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Harry : I met a house elf though...
Ranma : I met old ghouls, Cat monsters, old pervert that can't die, an amazon old prune that hits me with a stick......so much I can't even count.
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Prof Mc G : I can turn myself into a cat.
Ranma : I can turn myself into a girl with cold water and become a boy with hot water.
Ryoga : I can become a piglet.
Mousse : I can turn into a duck with glasses
Shampoo : Me be cute cat too
Genma : I can be a panda.
Akane : Hey ....Ryoga I didn't know you had a curse.
Ryoga : Um...Uh..A...Akane..um...Get lost walking out the door but went in the chamber of secrets.
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That's all folks. Sorry for any Hp lovers out there. It's just that I saw the latest Potter movie and it was a huge disappointment so I decided to diss them. Heh. Check up for the next review since it's gonna be real huge. I just need some more time to think up a new battle scene that will make you guy enjoy more. Well till next time. Oh and incase I don't see ya, Good Morning, Good Afternoon , Good Evening and Good Night !!
Chapter 13 : WTF ? Wa Tak Faham. I Don't Get It. ( Spelling errors checked)
Disclaimers: I don't own Naruto or Ranma 1/2 here, except some changes I made to them.The rest aren't mine but I do OWN Max.I ALSO don't own the Master pieces of Mr Jing Yong, Mr Gu Long and other respective writers. I just borrowed them to use here so...um...don't sue me. (DO anyone actually read this stuff?)
(A/N :
Sorry for the late update. I was not free for a whole two weeks of my semester break. What kind of semester break consist of four whole assignments and a full week of PC assembling ? Add on top of that my friends came up of an idea to make an Online Pet raising game....just for fun and test our knowledge. Heh, well it's still 20% complete and I hope you guys can give it a test ride...can you ? Pretty please? It's okay if you don't since it's not a big deal anyway.
Yo Yo is a new trend in my state for the new Super Yo Yo anime and I got myself 8 Yo Yo's...which I broke five of them...from over usage. I'm trying to break my record of making over 20 'loop the loops'
I spent the whole week practicing my Yo Yo skills. I've learned the Dog Bite, Long Sleeper, Tidal Wave, Loop the Loop, Around the World, Forward Pass, Rocket, Rock the Cradle ect. My hands were sore from the loopings. I got myself a new Yo Yo that allows me to add weights on it to enhance the loopings. Man, was I training for hours and my arm was still stinging from the Yo Yo's recoil. It's just like playing with numchucks.....only heavier.
Last week I went to a shop and they were selling toys and models of various movies and animes. Needless to say that I walked right in to see if I can spot any Animes I know. Well, I saw a collection of Naruto toys and statues..with chakra around them !! It was so cool but it's so expensive. I clutched my wallet but then another thing caught my attention. It was a 18 inch tall Spiderman figure with 67 movable points !! I was like OH MY GOD !! I MUST HAVE THAT !!! Yes I know that 18 year olds aren't suppose to play with dolls but hey, I didn't have the chance to play them when I was young so I guess what the hechk. When I check the price I was defeated by the digits dancing around my head. It was more expensive than the Naruto collections. So I decided to save up my money to buy them. On the way back I spotted a box with a Naruto picture. The owner says that you can open the box for RM 10 and find a Toy of the Naruto anime inside. I bought two and I got Hokage and Ebisu. I was disappointed so the owner gave me a Sasuke with his big Shuriken in exchange for the Hokage. Heh I was lucky I guess. )
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Seta Himura : Dude, sorry man but this is important for the continuation of my original fic. Please forgive me about this. Well at least check this out.
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Kyme : Ah haha, well I do try to make some Crying Worthy moments but I ain't good in those scenes. Hope you enjoy this chap and glad you like my fic.
Rightious : Dude !! So happy you made it man. I was like so happy that you reviewed !! Thanks for also noticing about the 100,0 words thing, Hope you like this chapter too.
Asphixia : Thanks for the review !! I'm not mad at you. Hey you did gave me an extra 3 reviews. Heheh anyway, you guessed right about the SS. I did came up with the idea for that to make my fic longer. Hope you like this chap.
PS : It's ok for the late review...I was actually waiting for your review to continue. I did that in under 4 hours so it's kinda rushed.
OK guys that's it for the replies and here's my Chap.Hope you like it.
Special Thanks for Deniel de los Santos for his character and laZy hyuuGa (Yes he's still alive) for some new Jutsu ideas.
Oh yeah, and the Jutsu list was updated !!!
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"Speech"
#Thoughts#
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The Mist Brothers along with a few other Chunins and Jounins were gathered for a meeting in front of the Mizukage's office. They were told that the new Chunin exam would be held here in the Hidden Mist Village as he will be electing a few Shinobis to be in charge of the topic of the exams.
"I'll divide you guys into three main groups. There will be three sections in the exam just like the usuals.....but I want this one to be special. I want them to know that the Mist is a strict Village. Only the best shall pass and only the best shall become Chunin. Go, I expect a report on my desk concerning the three tests for the exam two days from now. " said the Mizukage.
" Please allow me to speak openly Mizukage-sama." said Max.
The Mizukage nodded.
Max continued "Thank you. My question is that since me and my brothers are only Chunin, why are we allowed to become one of the Organizers?"
The Mizukage chuckled " Ah....well it's just that you and your brothers are in the Special Jounin rank now. As one of the better Genjutsu and the most outstanding Taijutsu users around, I appoint Ranma Saotome, Max Knight and Haku Special Jounin from now on. You three are to help the rest of the Jounins here for the exam. Remember this, a special Jounin is lower than a Jounin and you must also regard your superiors in full respect. is that clear ?"
Max nodded and then they were dismissed to their own meeting room....the Jounin War room.
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The three brothers entered the room and seated themselves on the far right corner of the table as they wait for the other Jounins. Soon the room was filled with over twenty Jounins and Clan Reps.
A Jounin stood up to give a speech for the starting of the meeting and they all gave their advices and opinions on the tests. The three brothers were quiet the whole time until the Jounin that summoned the shellfish before noticed this and asked Max about their idea.
Max received a nod from his brothers to speak for them and so he did " Well...I think that since the Mist is specialized in Stealth Assassinations, we should aim for the best of the Genins to be Chunin." Max stopped to get the attention from everyone in the room then continued "My idea is that we test them not only in Ninjutsu, Genjutsu and Taijutsu but we shall also test them in mental stress handling, team work and...adoption."
Ranma and Haku grinned at the memory of Itachi's Genjutsu treatment.
The Jounins were also thinking about this, some even smirked as they caught on Max's point. Soon everyone agreed and made a report for the Mizukage the other day. The test shall be held one week after the meeting and they needed to get prepared.
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In the Hidden Leaf Village.....
A certain blond ninja was running from a huge pack of wolfs as he ran for his dear life.....wait why is he smiling? Ah...the young Shinobi was leading the pack of wolfs to an ambush.
At the ambush, a boy with a bandana and a pink haired girl was waiting patiently for their loud team mate.
" So Sakura-san...how long do you think Naruto is going to be here ?" asked the Boy as he played with his Kunai.
The Pink haired Kunoichi shrugged but then they heard a rather loud voice shouting their names and smirked "I'd say about ...now."
"Good enough. Well lets not wait until he gets eaten shall we ?" then they jumped down from their hiding place and pulled the trap they prepared.
Naruto leaped high enough to avoid the rather wide and deep pit that they dug out earlier and the pack of wolfs fell into the pit. The laughing blond landed on a tree skillfully and checked for any stray wolfs that didn't fall in their pit.
"Well no wolfs here....Hey Sakura-chan !!! Shinosuke !!! " cried the Naruto as he ran towards his two team-mates.
After the Sasuke incident, Shinosuke replaced Sasuke as Team 7 's new member. He's a Ninjutsu user that excels in making traps and also a Taijutsu user. He could do some Genjutsu but he'l still a little bit slow in Chakra control. He's not Sasuke but he'll have to do if Naruto and Sakura wants to enter this months Chunin exam.
"Juts watch you guys, I'm gonna win this time. Then I'll be Hokage and prove that I'm the best Ninja in the Village !!"
Shinosuke grinned at his new teammate. They were introduced a week after Sasuke returned and he was very amused when he saw Naruto eating at the Ichiraku ramen stand his grandfather opened. His sister said that Naruto was a regular customer and he's also the best ramen eater around....well not after Ranma beaten him in ramen eating though. Since then Naruto was also trying his best to take back the Ramen King title....and went broke.
Sakura didn't take the loss of Sasuke that bad. Although she did visit her crush occasionally she didn't have that schoolgirl fan thing on anymore. After seing Naruto and Hinata together and Naruto bringing back a battered Sasuke, something in her realized that she was the mean one here. She placed herself in Naruto's shoes just as Hinata told her and was ashamed at what she had done to him. Every thing she said to the loud hyper Shinobi was plain mean. She never listens to him and everytime he did a good deed she just make stupid excuses for herself. The time were they fought Haku and Zabuza.... Naruto was the one that defeated Haku and it was not Sasuke. In the forest...Naruto stopped the big snake from biting Sasuke. She never thought that Naruto could be that powerful to even summon that big frog and forced Gaara to quit. Such determination in that boy....how could she be so blind ? He was the one that comforted her when Sasuke went away and he was the one that promised her to bring back Sasuke...the one that she loved. He was able to sacrifice himself to let her be with Sasuke when he found Tsunande to cure Sasuke. He was the only one that supported her in the Chunin Prelims and he was the one that snapped her out of Ino's jutsu. He even helped the whole class in the first test by saying his ' I won't give up' speech. He was looked down and ignored by everyone but he kept his emotions in check all the time...he was better at hiding his emotions than Sasuke. He kept everyone happy and changes the mood every time the class was starting to turn boring. He was un-expecting and used a Jounin Ranked Jutsu like drinking water...he was ....a great Ninja and friend.
Naruto had gotten over his childhood crush, Sakura and often went training with Neji and Lee in the training field or the forest after The Mist brothers left. Jiraiya taught him another new Jutsu, a Katon Jutsu. Although it reminds him of that bastard Sasuke but he could combine this with the boss toad Gamabunta. His seemingly unlimited Chakra supply made this jutsu a breeze and he could do it continuously for 20 minutes without stopping. The Ki exercise made him sleep lest and rest his body so he could train longer and his results on chakra control was getting better and better ....without the help of Kyubi's own red chakra.
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One day Kyubi decided to make an entrance in his dreams and tell him about this new jutsu that needed Ki in order to perform it.
"Hey whelp, get up."
"Huh? What are you doing in my dream ya big fur ball ?"
"Next time brush your teeth moron. I'm here to make you a deal."
"If it's about letting you take over my body so you can go hunting rabbits then it's no deal."
"Come to think of it...I haven't had any meat since I was in your body. It's always ramen, milk, ramen, milk..."
"Alright I get it so what is the deal ?"
The Kyubi sighed and continued, " I'm giving you a choice...."
"What choice ? From my point of view I am the that's supposed to give you the choice."
"Shut up whelp !! The choice is yours whether or not I'm going to teach you this jutsu."
"A new Jutsu ? Sure what does it do ?"
"Hmm...maybe I should wait...."
"Hey no fair give me that Jutsu !!"
"If yo say so. This jutsu requires the usage of your Ki and my Ki to merge. It will create a Bunshin of...me."
"So...it's like an Ultimate Bunshin?"
"No and Yes. It's like giving me a body outside your body. It could be an Ultimate Bunshin like you said since I will be the one controlling it. I can use my Chakra in the Bunshin...well I AM the Bunshin..."
"But that means you could destroy the Leaf !! No way I'm letting you do that."
"Heh, I would if I could."
"What do you mean ?"
"Well...even though I can use my chakra and my Jutsus in that state I am still unable to separate myself from you therefore my Chakra is only 20% from my original strength. Not that I can't kill anyone in that state, it's just that by doing that Jutsu you can create a rule that allows me to do things....and also stop me from killing anyone if you wish."
"So I can really REALLY control you ?"
"NO idiot...it's more like limiting my abilities."
"As long as you're on my side it's ok...So what should I do ?"
"So the normal Kage Bunshin Hand seal but add in the Dog,Bird and Tiger seal at the end. Remember this is a Contract between you and a Demon Lord.....naming ME." chuckled the Kyubi.
"Yeah yeah...I'll do it when I have the time."
"Whatever brat."
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On the other side of The peaceful leaf Village.....
" Jiraiya !!! What the hell are you doing ?? " Screamed a voice from the Hokage tower.
Ok so the village WAS peaceful a few seconds ago.
"Um...Tsu-Tsunande. I was just um...you data for my new book." stuttered Jiraiya, one of the three legendary San-nins.
"That's what you ALWAYS say and I don't know who on earth would buy that...that book of yours."
A knock on the door saved Jiraiya from any more banter from the new Hokage as she permitted the visitor to enter her new office. The door opened to reveal Kakashi...and Sandaime. In their hands were the latest issue of the book Jiraiya was so famous of ...Icha Icha Paradise.
Eye twitch.... vein pop.....
"WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY PERVERTS ???"
#Yup, it was a bad idea to come in this EARLY.# thought Kakashi as he flipped his book to the next page.
After a few minutes of calming herself down, the Fifth Hokage told them about the new Chunin exam that will be held at the Hidden Mist and ask Jiraiya to escort some of the teams there. Kakashi is to call the other Jounins to the meeting and gather the Genins. Soon they were off to do their job.....how troublesome.
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Neji could be seen blocking Lee's devastating kicks and ducked under a kunai from TenTen, a reflex he had gotten by fusing his Byakugan and his new Ki sense. The hole in his Byakugan was no more as he gave a punch to Lee who in turn evaded to the left and made a sweep kick to knock him off. Neji leaped to avoid being swept but changed it to a back flip as TenTen's senbons flew pass his chest.
The Hyuuga landed and ducked another barrage of Shurikens and a mighty sidekick by his Taijutsu using team-mate. A slight glint in his eyes made the two attackers stiffed in their tracks but that was all Neji needed as he called out his new attack " Shin Hakkeshou : Kyori Rokujuu Yonshou ( New Hand of the Eight Divinations: Distance Sixty-four Palms) !!"
Lee's eyes went wide as he made a soft bed of Ki in front of himself to protect his body from the new technique Neji used. TenTen leaped away as soon as she notices the all to familiar stance. The Ki enhanced attacks stung Lee's body even though he had his Ki shielding him from the attacks. Each hit were highly concentrated and they felt like sharp needles poking his skin and vital Chakra points.
After the attack Lee was left panting from the onslaught. Neji stopped his attack and wiped a sweat drop from his forehead. It seems like the attack took out most of his reserves of Chakra and Ki too. He made a mental note to increase his hold on creating more Ki next time.
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Back in the Hidden Mist.....
Max could be seen walking down the street with his brothers by his side. They had just finished a brief for the Chunin exam and was looking forward for a quick spar. They came to a halt when a figure stood in front of them. He wore a Chunin vest just like them but had chains surrounding his left hand up until his shoulder ( think of a character from Saint Seiya that uses chains....named Shun. Thanks Daniel and Wolfen Man for reminding me the name) His silver hair flowing freely behind him. He also wore a Chinese shirt underneath the vest but unlike Ranma's , his one have two gold trim along the side and on his right hand he wore a black fingerless glove. Beside the black Kung fu pants he wore the standard Shinobi sandals with his Hai-ate on his forehead.
The three grinned as the figure approached them. " Hey Rei, long time no see." said Max to the figure. Ranma grinned and made a small punch on the figure they called Ray " Yeah. I thought you died at the last mission." Haku smiled at Rei and greeted him " Where have you been lately Rei ?"
The figure named Rei shrugged and his chains made a nice clashing sound " Well you know dong missions and stuff. I heard you guys are promoted to Special Jounin eh ?"
The Three Brothers nodded.
"Ah...well some guys get all the luck."
"Hey you can be one too if you stop holding back your potential. I know you're holding back a lot when we're on that recon mission were the enemy spotted us. We did kill every one of them but all you did was use your normal skills. Heck you weren't even serious with the renegades." said Ranma.
Rei shook his head " It's just not the time.....yet."
"Well when IS the time?" asked Max.
Rei was quiet for a second but then changed the subject " Anyway, I was here to congratulate you guys...."
Suddenly a shadowy figure jumped on Ray's back and nuzzled his hair. " REI-ONICHAN YOU'RE BACK !!!"
"AAAHHHH Get off me you brat !!" shouted Rei as he tries to get the boy off his head. The Mist Brothers have these huge sweat drops on their head as the scene played in front of them.
"You're finally back bro !! Mom told me so I came running back after my mission." said the young Genin who is obviously Rei's brother. He had the same hairstyle and eye colours as his brother but he wore a more Western style clothes. A bright red vest and dark blue short pants holding his Kunai pouch on his right. He wore his head protector on his forehead like his brother and wore two red fingerless gloves. He had a small line of chains on his left leg and they clashed together as he jumps up and down around his brother.
"Yeah Yeah, I can see it. How are you doing ? "
"Is that the way to talk to your brother after that two week long mission ? Huh ? HUH ? I'm gonna tell Mom !!" shouted the Genin.
"Why you little rat !! You're a GENIN for crying out loud. You just need to take a few lumps before you can be a Chunin like me."
"Heh, I'll be a Chunin yet.... right after this years Chunin Exam." exclaimed the young Genin.
"Really ? Well you see my friends here are the testers at the test. Maybe you can get a few tips from them." said Rei jokingly.
The young Genin took a fe seconds staring at the three brothers in front of him the shook his head " NO."
Max smirked #Looks like he doesn't trust us...#
"Hey kid, we are really the testers for the exam." said Ranma.
The young Genin shook his head again " I don't care, I'm not gonna take the short cut way of becoming a Chunin. I will be one like everyone else. Bye nice meeting you, I gotta go train with my team." then the young boy left running away towards the training grounds.
"Nice kid." said Max.
"Yeah. A damn annoying one if you ask me." said Rei.
"Well you can't get a kid any more hyper than that....oh wait you can get a Genin that hyper..." said Ranma as he remembered a certain blond ramen loving Shinobi a few hundred miles away from the Mist.
Haku laughed " Yeah, and you can't find another one like that in a few years later too."
They laughed as they headed to their own training area to spar and catch up on old times.
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Back in the Leaf, Naruto gave a loud sneeze and fell off the tree he was standing on.
Shinosuke shook his head at this " Oy Naruto, that's the 8th time."
Naruto stood up from theground and shrugged " Yeah, I know. It's strange you know ? Like some one is talking about me...."
Sakura sighed "Yeah and Monkeys turn into a cage."
Somewhere near the bath house....
"AAACHOOO !!"
"AHH Old man, you almost get us caught." scolded Jiraiya as he quickly look side ways to check for any angry mobs around.
"Well seems like someone's talking about me....or something related to me." said Sandaime.
"Yeah right. You're just too old for this stuff that you could pass out from the heat.....uh-oh.." Jiraiya did get the chance to finish his sentence as the angry mob of girls chased the two perverts around the village.
Tsunande saw that from the tower and sighed, " I wonder who else is as perverted as those two..."
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Somewhere again...
"OH SWEETO!!! " chirped an old man as he was chased by a mob of girls.
Suddenly he sneezed and fell from the fence and the angry mob cracked their knuckles as they hit him with everything they got.
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Hidden Mist Village three days later...........
Naruto and co arrived in Hidden Mist and the three brothers were waiting for him at the gates. Just as soon as the Leaf team arrived the Sand team arrived too. With Gaara and Temari doing the lead with several Jounins and a group of Genins they were happy to see each other. Gaara nodded at them and they all headed to their hotel to rest the night.Tomorrow is gonna be a big day.
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(A/N : Ahh..sorry for the crappy chap. I promise a better chap next time. Anyway a parting gift from me is a bunch of joke I thought of. What if Naruto went to the Harry Potter world ? What if they went to Hogwarts ? Here's my jokes and hope you like it. Be warning Harry fans, this is a one sided joke. Oh and I told this joke online to a fic author so it's unedited.)
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Joke start:
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Hermoine : Do you know who Harry Potter is ?
Naruto : No, who is he?
Hermoine : He is the boy who lived from an attack by, You-Know-Who.
Naruto : No, I don't know who.
Hermoine : He fights Dragons, Giant snakes, Ogres and a very evil guy.
Naruto : I fought Giant Ten Story Tall Snakes, Sat on a ten Story Tall Toad, A Huge Giant Raccoon monster and a guy who can make his neck and tongue grow long....
Hermoine : He have a scar a shape of a lightning on his forehead and it hurts whenever the bad guy is near,
Naruto : I have a seal that keeps a nine tailed Demon Fox within me and it becomes visible when I'm mad
Hermoine : Well...he could play quiditch....
Naruto : I could turn myself into a whole football team....and play all by myself.
Hermoine : His Godfather can turn himself into a black dog...
Naruto : I can turn myself into a sexy girl...My instructor can summon dogs underground, My sensei can summon giant frogs, My friends could stop you by his shadows.....
Hermoine : OO
Ron walks by and says : I can play chess and win 10 times in a roll.
Naruto : Shikamaru is undefeatable in Go, Shogi and even chess....IN OUR WHOLE VILLAGE.
Harry : Well...Hermoine is the top student in our class...maybe the whole school.
Naruto : Well...we have Sakura , She's the top of our class..., Sasuke and Neji ... are geniuses of their clans.
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Jiraiya vs Haggrid
Haggrid : Huh, I have a Pet dragon once.
Jiraiya : I have a Pet Toad that could step on your dragon....
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Professer Dumbledore : I have a Pet Phoenix.
Tsunande : I have a pet pig.
Everyone : SO ?
Tsunande : I dunno I just wanna be a part of his jokes...Ah I know !! I have big breasts and I can't be old !!!
Everyone : Sweat drop
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Prof .D vs Hokage the third....
Prof D : I am the greatest Wizard ever.
Hokage : Whatever..I don't see your face on a mountain anywhere.....
PD. :I have a Pet Phoenix whose tear can heal any wound that's suppose to kill you.
Hokage : I have the God of death on my side.
PD : I have a hat that talks and recite poems.
Hokage : I have a shape shifting Monkey that talks and he could bite off your head anytime he wants.
PD : I have a mirror that can tell the deepest thought of the human mind.
Hokage : Well ....I have this crystal ball...
PD : Wait...don't tell me you can see the the professor in my school sucks at that.
Hokage : No....My crystal ball can see through the thick walls of the women's bath house.....wanna take a peek ?
PD : Well.....it's been years since I....oh what the hell...STEP A SIDE !!
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Malfoy vs Sasuke.
Malfloy : Step aside mud blood or I'll do a spell on you .
Sasuke : Hn....KATON : GouKaKyuu No Jutsu !! BBQ Blonde anyone ? I made it extra crispy.
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Sakura vs Hermoine.
Hermoine : It's like this e=mc2 and then divided by this and multiplied by this ...then...
Inner Sakura : GO TA HELL !!!
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Shikamaru vs Ron
Ron : Hah I check-mated your King !!
Shikamaru : Kaga mane no Jutsu....now you can't move anything else and I can kill you so no one will know that you check-mated me.
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Aura vs Anbu
Aura : We can fly around in our brooms as fast as the wind. We can shoot balls of spell that could stun an opponent in a blink of an eye.
Anbu : We can teleport anywhere we want. We can kill you with a flick of our hands. We can make fire , water, earth and any other elements just by making handseals.
Aura : OO
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Prof McG. Vs Kakashi.
Prof G : I can turn myself into a cat. Transforms self into a bob cat
Kakashi : Kuchiyose No Jutsu ..... a pack of dogs appear to chase the cat away
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Harry Vs Naruto
Harry : #Chants spell#
Naruto : Harlem no Jutsu !!
Harry : #Faints from blood loss.#
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Voldemort vs Orochimaru
Voldemort : I can speak to this huge snake and command it to eat you....
Orochimaru : Tut tut.....Kuchiyose no Jutsu ! # Manda appears and killed the moron.# My snake does what I say AND he can talk.
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Sirius black Vs Kiba...
Sirius : I can turn into a dog.
Kiba : My dog can turn into ME.
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Ranma 1/2 vs Harry Potter.
Harry : I defeated a huge snake and passed a dragon while flying on a broom...
Ranma : So what ? I killed a Phoenix GOD !!
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Ryoga could destroy Hogwarts with only a finger
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Akane could bitch slap Malfoy and he would end up in New Zealand
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Dragon problems ? Ogres that invade you toilets ? Call the Nerima Wrecking Crew and you'll be begging for the Dragons and Ogres back in under a week or a full refund
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Harry : I met a house elf though...
Ranma : I met old ghouls, Cat monsters, old pervert that can't die, an amazon old prune that hits me with a stick......so much I can't even count.
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Prof Mc G : I can turn myself into a cat.
Ranma : I can turn myself into a girl with cold water and become a boy with hot water.
Ryoga : I can become a piglet.
Mousse : I can turn into a duck with glasses
Shampoo : Me be cute cat too
Genma : I can be a panda.
Akane : Hey ....Ryoga I didn't know you had a curse.
Ryoga : Um...Uh..A...Akane..um...Get lost walking out the door but went in the chamber of secrets.
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That's all folks. Sorry for any Hp lovers out there. It's just that I saw the latest Potter movie and it was a huge disappointment so I decided to diss them. Heh. Check up for the next review since it's gonna be real huge. I just need some more time to think up a new battle scene that will make you guy enjoy more. Well till next time. Oh and incase I don't see ya, Good Morning, Good Afternoon , Good Evening and Good Night !!