Current Reviews:

If I choose to respond to any of the reviews, I will type in italics…

By Marcos:

As: Odysseus

I think Marcos is the shiz nizzle! I love Marcos! Could you ask Marcos to marry me! If he would i love him, and kiss him, and touch him, and even...you probably don't want to know! I love Marcos! Marcos is almost as godly as Odysseus! Marcos 4ever!

This story blows! Put Marcos in it more you retard! I love Marcos! I hate you! Also Aleasha is kinda hot, but Marcos is hotter! Long Live Marcos, The Sex God Of The Universe!

As: Quail Man

I think Marcos is a total hack, he blows chunks out the ying yank! He acts worst than the guy who played Anakin Skywalker, and he really blew! I hate him, and I hate any1 that doesn't hate him! I also hate any1 who hates him too, because I like to hate people! Screw him, and every1 else! LONG LIVE THE QUAILS!

wow... retard...

Folks, this idiot IS Marcos. I know his E-mail address well enough to recognize it when I see it... Marcos, for future reference, if you don't want me to know it's you, (especially when you're telling everyone how much you hate yourself) don't put your E-mail address in...

RETARD!
(Just like in the book!)

Oh, and by the way, you say that you like this story when you speak to me in person… In fact, YOU'RE the one who has given me most of my ideas!

By Aleasha:

Improve the details

WHAT IS THE UBCS?

ITS CRAP! The only good part is Marcos!

Ok, Aleasha was forced to review by Marcos… she is his girlfriend… (Not by choice, I would hope ) But, to answer…

I purposely made this fic very light on details so that the readers could fill in the missing ones themselves, and have things look pretty much how they first imagine them.

The U.B.C.S. stands for Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service

They used to be a mercenary team, hired by umbrella. They have now turned against umbrella to do what they all know is right… To DESTROY UMBRELLA! They kept their name, because it still fits… Umbrella's Biohazard… They are the countermeasure service.

I'll forgive that because I know that you really didn't want to review!

(JK, Aleasha. I would forgive you anyway!)

A/N:

Please send reviews! I will post them after every few chapters!