(Teleporter Base Where Sheik Is)
You see Sheik crouching down at a teleporter, trying to find a way to get Inuyasha and Link back.
"Okay, let's see. Wire this thing into that… And maybe I can single boost on that thing there... I might just be able to get that thing to work."
On the other side of a teleporter, Inuyasha and Link were in a battle.
"Link! Link!" Inuyasha shouted while shooting random people "Link, get that thing away from me! Get that one! And that one! No, no! The one with the limp! Link!"
"Inuyasha, is that you?" Sheik asked from the other side.
"I do not want to kill! But, I do not want to die either!" Link shouted.
"Inuyasha! Link! Can you hear me?" Sheik asked once again.
"Yes, I heard you, Inuyasha." Link said after Inuyasha killed the last attacking demon.
"I didn't say anything, idiot! Link, we have to break this never ending cycle of attack and retaliation. Either by A) Convincing the two sides to live in peace, or B) By getting ourselves completely involved and kicking some serious ass! I vote 'B.'" Inuyasha said.
In the base behind Link, gunshots formed the name "Link."
"I have an idea Inuyasha, but we will have to be quick." Was what Link said after whispering something to Inuyasha "Do you think that will work?"
"That's your plan?" Inuyasha asked "All you said was 'Whisper, whisper, whisper.'"
"I know, I just wanted to be the one with the plan for once."
Inuyasha sighed, "C'mon, I have an idea."
(Meanwhile, in a base somewhere else in the galaxy…)
A green toad demon (Jaken) was seen in the hall. "This sucks, man. I have to do everything around here." A demon in a silver suit was seen lurking behind him. "I have to pay bills, pay more bills, do everything bills! This sucks."
The silver demon dropped from the ceiling right behind Jaken, he then turned around to see that no one was there.
"What? What was that? Nothin'. Just the stupid, sucky wind… Breakin' a twig… Comin' up behind me… Breathin'…real…heavy." The toad turned back around to see the silver demon. "What the?"
"Hello, mate." Was all the demon said before knocking Jaken out.
(A/N: The silver demon is Sesshomaru. Just to let you know, he's an assassin for Naraku here, and he has a British/Austrian accent. He's my favorite character, and I'm not bashing anyone…except Jaken.)
(Later…)
"Oh, man… What? This sucks!" The toad moaned "What's goin' on?"
"Right, this is the way it works." Sesshomaru stated "I ask you a question, you tell me an answer. One question, one answer. I don't get the answer I like, we've got a problem. And if we've got a problem, you've got a problem. Is that clear?" He asked.
"Okay! Just don't hurt me! I'm a single parent!" the toad demon claimed.
"Splendid! That's the right way to go, old chap. Now, for the questions. Where are you hiding the plans?" His cell phone began to ring "Ahem. Right, where are you hiding… Right, just one second."
The demon in silver turned around and answered his call. "Hello? Yes, it is Sesshomaru speaking. Oh, hello! Yes, right. Oh, buggah. Spell that with a 'g' or an 'f' do you? I thought you said something else. No, I'll get right on it."
"I'm getting bored…" Jaken said.
Sesshomaru was still on his cell phone. "Right, where do you want me to be? Don't worry, he won't be a problem. No, I'll get that one for you. Right, save one for me. Cheerio." The demon returned his attention to Jaken. "Now, where were we? Ah, yes! Look's like it's your day, mate."
"Oh, thank god!" The small demon proclaimed.
"I don't have time to torture you, so I'm just going to have to kill you."
"What?" The toad asked. "Oh, man! This sucks!"
A gunshot was the last thing heard.
(At Demon Base)
All the demons where talking about getting their flag back, when one said, "We must protect this house!"
The other said together, "We must protect this house!"
The demon said again, "We must protect this house!"
They said once again, "We must protect this house!"
The demon said once again, "This is our house!"
One demon near the door said shakily, "Um, guys, look. Where's our flag?"
The rest all gasped.
One demon said, "The flag is gone?"
One beside him asked, "What will we do?"
(A/N: Here, Souta is a demon.)
Souta stood before the rest of the demons and claimed, "If the flag is gone, who will lead us? Who will inspire us with their shiny pole? Who will flap directions to us in battle? We are lost! And the world as we knew it is gone forever from our eyes, only to live in our memories as days of salad and glory! Truly this is the end of time! Repent! Repent!"
One demon claimed, "This sucks, I'm leaving."
Another who was beside him said, "Yeah." And followed him out of the base with all the other behind them.
Outside, the humans where also leaving their base, and met up with the demons. Then, from the cliff, Inuyasha waved the human flag and said, "Oh, human team, look what I have. The humans then looked at him.
Link was beside him with the demon flag. "Oh, human team, look what- Wait, I messed up my lines. Let's start over."
One demon shouted, "They have our flag!"
A human argued, "No they don't, they have our flag!"
"Listen you morons," Inuyasha said over them, "You're gonna have to work for us now."
"What's in it for us?" The demon asked.
"Help us get outta here, and we'll give you back your flags. Then, you can go back to senselessly killing yourselves."
"Deal! Ha, sucker!" The demon shouted.
"Wait, why don't we just kill you guys and get our flag back?" A human asked.
"Hmmm…yeah!" The demon agreed.
The demon then shot the human, who died.
"Ha! You got owned! I saw it! (Beepin') owned!" The demon shouted.
The human team then began saying the word, "Team!" over and over again like a flock of seagulls.
"Shut-up! The team flag is mine!" The demon said.
All the demons raised their guns, and began the battle once again.
"Link, I give up." Inuyasha said.
"Wait, I can make them listen! I can beat them!" Link claimed.
"Link, what are you talking about?" Inuyasha asked.
"Naraku taught me how to be mean. I just have to concentrate on bad things! Like, milk… No, wait. Bread!"
"Link, I think you've really lost it. Naraku's not in your head anymore!" Inuyasha explained.
"No, I can feel him. I just need to get angry…and think mean things! Like, uh, your brain is a mountain of hatred!"
"I never thought I reach the moment in my life similar to this, but here it is." Inuyasha hung his head in humiliation.
"Now, I am thinking of kittens… Egh… Covered in spikes! That makes me angry!" Link screamed while jumping into the battle, and in a deep voice, he said, "My name, is Link, Hero of Time, and I hate babies!"
"It's the beast!" One demon cried, "Come to live amung us and rule us for seven years! The end is ne-" Link rushed up to him and killed him by hitting him in the back of his head with his gun. Link ran over to a human and shot him and the others, like some sick game of dominoes. It was…chaos.
"Holy crap!" Inuyasha shouted, "What's going on down there?"
A green hologram of Sheik then appeared behind Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha! Link! Can you hear me?" The hologram asked.
"Sheik?" Inuyasha said, quite confused.
"I reconfigured a teleporter to let me communicate with you. I need to get you guys outta there."
"Damn right, we need to get outta here!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"Get to a teleporter and I'll see what I can do from here." The Sheikah replied.
"Right."
"And Inuyasha."
"Yeah?"
"It's really great to see you again." (A/N: Well…I couldn't really think of anything to change it to.)
"Oh, kiss my ass some other time." Inuyasha said.
Inuyasha then ran past Link and shouted, "Link! We've got to get back to the teleporters again!"
The Hylian paid no response and said, "I will eat your unhappiness!"
Inuyasha was then waiting in front of the teleporter, when Link sprinted over to where he was.
"Hurry up Sheik!"
"Just gimme a few more minutes over here."
"We don't have a few more seconds!"
"Just stop pressuring me!"
"Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff." Was what Link said, obviously.
"Oh, shut-up Link" Inuyasha growled.
"You can come through now!" Sheik announced.
The two ran through the green light in the teleporter and met back up with Sheik at the teleporter base.
"Phew, that was pretty close, huh?" the Sheikah said.
"Sheik, you get an "F" in efficiency. But I'd have to give you an "A" in dramatic timing." The half-demon stated.
"Thank you, I've always thought presentation is what matters most."
"What happened?" Link said, his normal voice back, "The last thing I can remember was a very mean kitten, and then we where in the janitor's closet! And my throat hurts alot!"
"What was that weird place, Inuyasha?" Sheik asked.
"Sheik, I have absolutely no idea." Was all Inuyasha said.
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Eh, I think I'm getting better on this. But I've gotta go right now. Also, thank you my one reviewer! See-ya!