I hope my slightly improved summary helped. But anyway, why should you read my note when you can go read the chapter? (I don't own it…but in my dreams, I do.)

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"Bwehehehe…" Naraku chuckled, "My metallic brain mission is complete! And my plan is coming together."

(Kouga speaks Spanish here, and what he says is in subtitles.)

"Fruition." Kouga said, dully. (He's sorta a robot.)

"Oh, shut-up!" Naraku hissed, "Now what did you say?"

"Your plan is fool-proof."

"Now, to bring together my enemies!" Naraku claimed, then dialed Hachi's number.

(At control panel, where Hachi is.)

'Out of area' is seen on the computer's incoming call screen.

"Oh, dude, come on, you've gotta be kiddin' me." Hachi mumbled.

The answering machine played, "El solo meo, Hachi here. I return your call later. Just leave your watsup at the beep."

"Hachi, pick up! It's me! Bwahaha!" Naraku answered.

Hachi immediately pressed the 'pick up' button. "Oh, hey, Dr. Von Evilson. Say, watsup, dude?"

"Why didn't you answer the phone!"

"Dude, you don't come up on caller ID. I'm not just gonna answer any-"

"Caller ID? I'm in hiding, you idiot!" Naraku growled. "I'm trying to take over the universe! Mweheheheheh….."

"We're also on the 'Do not call' list." Onigumo added.

"Oh, shut-up!" Naraku ordered.

"So how's that plot goin' dude?" Hachi asked.

"Magnificent! Mwehahahahaha! I called my bounty hunter to help me with that little human and demon problem. Mweheheheh…" Naraku cuckled evily/insanely.

"Oh, cool!" Hachi explained, "Thanks for turnin' that around so quick, dude. I know you're swamped…"

"Then the universe will be mine! And I'll cast every living soul into the dark! Bwahaha… Except you, of course. I'll set you on the list of not to kill."

"Okay, dude." Hachi hung up the phone. "Lookin' forward to that."

(At Teleporter Base)

"And that's how I brought you back here. So, theoretically, it should transport us to Blood Gultch, or anywhere else we wanna go. You understand?" Sheik asked.

"Yes." Link claimed, "No. What does thermaretically mean?"

"I'm probably gonna save a lot of time by telling you these thing work by magic." Sheik replied.

"I thought you told the story very well." Link continued, "I liked all the parts with me in them."

"Any idea which ones go where?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yeah, um… Not really. I found you two guys by accident." Sheik claimed. "I don't want to start using teleporters at random."

"We should definitely take the green one." Link said. (All of them are green…)

"We should be quiet now…" Sheik mumbled.

"We've got to find a way to contact 'em!" Inuyasha announced.

"Come in Sergeant Dude, hello Sergeant Dude, are you there?" Hachi asked over Inuyasha's radio.

"Hachi?" Inuyasha asked.

"I've got some good news for ya, dude." The badger claimed.

(Some field)

"Shippo, I've got some bad news." Sango said, "You've been tagged."

"Tagged? That sounds bad. Unless that means something sexual. Does it?" Shippo asked.

"It means something bad. Someone's hired a free-lancer to take you out. Do you have any idea why?"

"I can't say…"

"Do you have any secrets? I find that attractive." Sango replied.

"You do?" Shippo asked hopefully.

(A/N: Shippo's a grown man here.)

"It attracts people, yeah."

"Do you know who's after him?" Jakotsu asked.

"This guy I had in training, his name's Wyoming." She stated.

Shippo laughed, "Finally a name dumber than Jakotsu!"

"Hey!" Jakotsu defended, "….Yeah, okay…"

"Everybody in the division was given an A.I. code name for a state." Sango explained.

"Hey, what was your code name, Sango?" Jakotsu asked.

"Nevada."

"One for each state? So there's fifty of you?" Shippo assumed.

"Forty-nine. Remember?"

"Oh, yeah. Right. Man, poor Florida."

They all had a moment of silence, before Shippo broke it.

"Okay, anyway…"

"Well, I'll make you a deal. I still owe ya one." Sango stated. "So if I take care of Wyoming, we call it a deal. Deal?"

"You realize you want to protect me from a guy who's trying to kill me. What am I gonna say? No?"

"Yes." Sango answered.

(Teleporter Base)

"Ha!" Inuyasha claimed, "If we fuse these two components together, we find Naraku!"

"How do you suppose we do that, Inuyasha? Use bombs?" Sheik questioned.

"Hmmm…maybe we should! We could follow the enormous explosion and follow the trails of smoke directly to them! It would be just like a homing device, but Indian style."

"I see what you mean, Inuyasha. It would lead us to the crater that they left." Sheik replied.

"Though brutally delivered, I see where you're going. Let's go with the listening devise."

"Great idea, sir." Sheik said, sarcastically.

"Okay, now we-"

"Can I press the button that makes it go? Please?" Link asked.

"Okay, Link." Inuyasha agreed. "Just this once."

"YAY!"

Link went off, and returned shortly and turned to Sheik.

"I pressed the button." Link claimed proudly.

"Stay away from me."

"Man, I hate this! This sucks!" A voice from the intercom system shouted.

"That's Miroku!" Link cried.

"I just wanna lay around and do nothin'!" The voice said again.

"I think its Kagome!" Inuyasha assumed.

"Right after I take this nice warm bubble bath."

"Jakotsu." Sheik and Inuyasha said together.

"Lemme see if I can link onto that signal, Inuyasha." Sheik said while going back to the teleporter. "Okay, I've got 'em! Go ahead!"

"Come in Jakotsu! Come in Jakotsu! Do you read me? Come in!" Inuyasha asked.

"Inuyasha! You've got to help me!" Jakotsu claimed. "You left me with one human, but now there are three!"

"You're right! It was a trap all along! Listen Jakotsu, you have to tell me all about the humans' plan! That Kohaku is gonna make up things, crazy things!"

"Inuyasha, what should I do?" Jakotsu asked.

"Don't let 'em catch on that you know! Just act like you normally do! Wait, unlike you. Act like someone normal. More masculine, for god's sake."

"Okie-dokie Inuyasha."

"He's a dead man, Sheik." Inuyasha whispered.

"It's okay, Inuyasha. I thought you two where getting too close, anyway. And that's not good for the chain of command." The Sheikah stated.

"Open up a teleporter, Sheik." Inuyasha ordered. "I want to see if I can locate his armor."

"Yay!" Link shouted merrily, "More button pushing!"

"Link, don't touch that!" Sheik warned.

"This is the button to find Miroku!" The Hylian happily replied while pushing the button.

"Uh-oh." The half-demon stated, "That's not gonna be good."

"Did he just do what I think he did?" Sheik asked worriedly.

"Miroku is going to be so happy with me!" Link said giddily.

(At some barren base.)

Miroku let loose a long burp.

"Oh, I think I can beat it." Kagome boasted.

"Wonder what brought that up."

"Hey, Miroku, did you know your stomach's ticking?" Kagome asked.

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I hope I did okay. But for now, I've got to go.