Well, I think this fic's goin' somewhere now! Sadly, Sesshomaru doesn't have a mustache and bowler hat. BUT he does wear silver armor… Also, Miroku and Kagome got thrown in some kinda prison cell because they invaded a desolate demon base. I guess that's all I have to say for now.
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"C'mon!" Kagome shouted in a prison cell, "I don't even know this guy, and I'm not a monk! C'mon! Lemme out!"
"Great job, Kagome. I think they'll actually let us out. Thanks for the team support." Miroku responded sarcastically.
"Hey, I've gotta get outta her somehow, Miroku."
"There's no 'I' in team, Kagome. There's no 'you' either. I guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, nobody's on the goddamned team! This team sucks!"
"But you have to wonder why the demons are still here." Kagome pondered, "Sango already wiped-out all the humans (except herself and some others), so why don't they just pull out?"
"Because someone been leading the demons for three years. Trust me, it's not that surprising."
Where Sheik, Inuyasha, and Link are. (Near a teleporter at Sidewinder.)
"Okay, we've traced the bomb's activation's signal to Sidewinder." Sheik explained, "How much time do we have left, Inuyasha?"
"Everyone here's set to transport." Jakostu added over the radio.
"I'm not going through with this thing, I'm serious!" Shippo said in the background.
"We need to get there as soon as possible." Inuyasha claimed, "Did you set their teleporter straight to Sidewinder?"
"Jakostu said he'd do it. He said he did everything right, but I figure they have a fifty fifty chance of ending up in Sidewinder, or in the middle of deep space." Sheik figured.
"What about us?" Inuyasha asked.
"I set it myself, we're fine."
"I find the risk exceptable."
"I never knew a screw driver would be named Miller. Do think it was named after a guy named Miller? That guy must have a (Beep-ed) up shaped head!" Jakotsu said aloud.
"Yeah, screw this, I'm walking." Shippo boasted.
"All right, let's saddle up!" Inuyasha claimed, "Here comes the calvery! Yaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!" Inuyasha ran through the teleporter, only to come out of another a few feet from where he once was.
"Uh, sir. The teleporter I reprogrammed is over there." Sheik replied.
"Oh," Inuyasha mumbled, "Well, head's up evil doers, here we come to save the- oh, forget it. Let's just go."
In the 'Prison-ish' cell where Kagome and Miroku are.
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody know but Jesus." Kagome sang. (No offense to non-Christians and others, just an annoying song I wanted to put in.)
"Will you shut-up?" Miroku shouted.
"You just can't face the facts that I can be tough on the inside! I'm hard now!"
"Puh-lease, gimme a break."
"As a prison beauty, I would not expect you to understand."
Bullets were seen flying through the air in a hallway a ways away from the cell.
"What's goin' on out there?" Miroku asked.
"Aw, man! Maybe our crew's come to bust us out of the joint! I don't think I can live on the outside anymore, Miroku. I'm all institutionalized and (Beep.)" Kagome claimed.
"I don't know," Miroku sighed, "I think who ever is fighting them is winning. It can't possibly be our guys."
"Hey, you!" Kagome shouted to some random demon, "Aren't you goin' to go help your buddies? Hint, hint?"
The demon just ran away to do who knows what, and turned a corner, and was killed by an invisible person. Footsteps where heard coming closer to Kagome and Miroku's cell, when a silver demon (Fluffy!), turned visible in front of them.
"Hello, Miroku." Sesshomaru replied.
"What are you doing here?" The monk questioned.
"I had to complete a job with your little friend Shippo. Seems he discovered some information on someone else's ATM account."
"Who's this cracker?" Kagome asked.
"Eh, he's just some scum bag bounty hunter that was in the same division as Sango." The monk answered.
"Ah, yes. Dear Sango. After I take care of your little friend Shippo, I'll be taking care of her as well." The demon replied icily.
"When I get outta here-" Miroku began.
"But you won't. Everyone here is dead now. No one even knows where you are. So I suppose now you'll just have to starve to death. Ha ha. Cheerio." Sesshomaru chuckled as he made his way out of the building.
"We've got to find a way to escape from here, Kagome."
"I wish we had bed sheets!" Kagome sighed.
"There's no window! What time is a good time to have bed sheets when there's now window?"
"Who said anything about tying them together? I wanna take a nap! If I have to die of hunger, I want to do it in my sleep." Kagome claimed.
Teleporter where Jakotsu, Shippo, and Sango are.
"Good luck everyone!" Kanna, the computerized battle tank warmly said, "Take care, I packed you all lunches for the trip!"
"Thanks, Kanna!" Shippo thanked, "That was really nice of you!"
"Not really," Jakotsu replied, "All my bag had was an air filter and a thermos full of brake fluid!"
"Make sure to oil your exhaust pipes every day!" Kanna reminded them.
"Bye, Kanna! I'll come back for you soon!" Jakotsu shouted while going through the teleporter right after Sango.
"I'll be waiting!"
Shippo then went through the teleporter as the others had once done.
Sidewinder, where Inuyasha and the others ended up.
"Okay, here they come!" Sheik reminded them.
Sango was the first to come out, and she took a few steps away from the teleporter so the others could come out.
"Yeah!" Jakotsu said with an ego after emerging, "I knew I could fix the teleporter! I guess these hands aren't just for manicuring after all!Yeah."
Shippo, the last, came out covered in black stuff.
"Owww! Crap!" Shippo shouted.
"What's all that black stuff on your armor?" Sheik asked.
"Just me? What the (Beep)?"
"Shippo!" Link exclaimed, "I am so glad to see you! Here, let me help you clean your armor off by rubbing you all over."
"Oooh! Let me help!" Jakotsu pleaded.
"Absolutely, Admiral Butter Crust." Link replied.
The three went off a ways, but a certain bounty hunter was watching.
"I don't see him," Sesshomaru thought aloud, "Maybe they've disguised him somehow. Well played!"
"Gotcha." Sango said, proud of her accomplishment.
Back where Inuyasha and Sheik are.
"Sheik, we're got to locate Miroku and get that bomb defused. Then we can find Koga, foil his plans, and go back to fighting the humans!"
"And find Naraku." Sheik added.
"What?" Inuyasha asked.
"And we also need to find Kagome."
"Well, we have to think of our mission first. But I suppose we could accidentally find Kagome along the way."
Back where Kagome and Miroku are.
"Eh… I don't feel so good Kagome. I've been putting something off to help us escape, but I gotta warn ya, it might scare you a little bit."
"Scary?" Kagome asked, "You outta take a bath in the Hot Springs with Keade."
"Okay, here we go!"
The doors to the cells just opened as they turned around.
"You opened the doors, that wasn't scary at all." Kagome complained.
"What? I didn't do that!" Miroku claimed, "Somebody on the outside must of done it."
"All right, let's go!"
The two ran out of the cells, off to find the others.
"Freedom! It smells so sweet! Let's go rob a cheese store on our way back." Miroku shouted.
Back with Jakotsu, Link, and Shippo.
"There, you are all clean now." Link claimed.
"Thanks, but you didn't need to spend so much time on my nails, Jakotsu."
"Coral Pink nail polish is just my way of saying I care." Jakotsu replied.
With Sesshomaru, who is stalking Shippo.
"Well, there we are, mate!" Sesshomaru snickered.
"Hello, Wyoming. Why don't you stop pointing that gun at my friend." Sango said behind Sesshomaru, a gun in her hands.
Sesshomaru turned around to face her.
"Oh, hello! Good to see you." Sesshomaru replied. "How is your old friend Naraku?"
"I don't know. He hired you, didn't he?" She questioned.
"Oh how did you know that?" Sesshomaru sarcastically asked.
"When someone lives in your head for a few years, you get to know them. Where is he?" Sango demanded.
"Oh, he'll be along shortly." Sesshomaru answered. Naraku behind Sango loaded his gun. "Very shortly."
"Aw, crap."
"Bwahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahaha!" Naraku maniacally laughed behind her, "Only now you realize the consequences to your meaningless chit-chat!"
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I'm sorry this took so long. I've been so lazy! I'll be at summer camp for a week at the end of May, and my family's planning on moving at summer break. If there's any long periods of time I haven't updated, it's because of that.