Naraku chuckled while standing upon the cliff, Inuyasha and the others below, "You fools, you've fallen right into my hands! Only now you realize the falling of your buddies! Prepare for an oblivion, for which there is no proper reason! Bwahahaha!"
"Naraku!" Sheik said, "The humans and demons are working together now! You can't hope to beat us!"
"You fool! My metallic friend is the only ally I need! Kouga, activate the weather control team!" Naraku snapped.
"Okay." Kouga replied. Twelve shining figures then began to hover around Kouga.
"Are those symbols of ancient technology?" Sheik asked.
"No! I used to draw them on my binder during study hall! I always wanted to use them for something. Aren't they cool?" Onigumo asked.
"Shut-up!" Naraku ordered.
"Curses!" Inuyasha replied, "They've found our secret weapon! A important weather device, but I where missing a critical piece of technology to make it work!"
"Yes, and now, I've located those 'D' batteries, and the universe will be MINE! Bwahahahaha!" Naraku claimed.
"Is he serious?" Shippo asked, "He couldn't find 'D' batteries?"
"They're only at gas stations, and they're just so darn expensive there!" Inuyasha replied.
"What's going on?" Miroku asked.
"Do you want the long version or the short?" Inuyasha asked, "Basically, you've got a megaton bomb in your gut-"
"Ten seconds, sir!" Sheik warned.
"And it'll kill us all!" Inuyasha finished.
"That doesn't make any sense. Where's the long version?" Miroku asked.
"That WAS the long version. The short version is we're doomed." Shippo told him.
"Kagome, are you okay?" Sheik asked.
"We've been through hard times together," Kagome replied, "I'm not the woman you used to know."
"Hard times?" Sheik asked, "We where only separated for five hours!"
"Time goes slower on the inside, Sheik. It would be like seven or eight hours to me!"
Naraku sent poison insects at them, "You foolish fools, you'll never defeat me! You're far from being safe! Oblivion is at hand!"
"Inuyasha!" Sheik shouted, shooting an insect, "I have an idea, but I need you to distract him!"
"Will do!" Inuyasha replied then turned back to Kagome, hiding behind a boulder, "Kagome, I've never believed in you. Not even for a moment! But now, this is your chance to prove yourself!"
"What do you need me to do, Inuyasha?" She asked.
"I need you to run right at Naraku!"
"And distract him with my River Dance?"
"No, get really close to Naraku. Try to clog his rocket launcher with your banana from lunch!"
"You're kidding?"
"It's not much of a chance, but I know. But it's worth a shot."
Naraku then ran onto the battlefield, "Bwahahaha! Oblivion is at hand! Bwahahaha!"
"Cover your ears, guys. This thing is REALLY loud." Onigumo added, rocket launcher in hand pointed at Kagome and Inuyasha.
"This is it!" She shouted.
"Not so fast, Naraku!" Sheik shouted, "Maybe we can't stop you, but I know who can!" He claimed.
A teleporter then opened, human and demons jumping out.
"All right, new level, yeah!" One shouted.
"Waaaaahhhhhhooooooooooooooo!"
"Hey guys, do you want your flag?" Sheik asked, "He's the one that has it!" Sheik yelled, pointing at Naraku.
A moment of silence was spent of the teams and Naraku changing glances.
"The crusade has begun!" Souta announced, "Our hour of glory is now at hand! Let all who stand against us be washed with our divine light!"
The humans and demons began shooting Naraku with whatever they had at free will, while Naraku tried to run away.
"Get..get…get away from me! Noooooo! No, no, nnnnnooooooo!"
"We have to disarm the bomb in Miroku's stomach!" Sheik told the rest of the group.
"Hold still!" Inuyasha ordered Miroku. "Miroku, this'll just take a second!"
"Don't you ever let me do anything?" Miroku asked.
"Oh, no! That last lightning bolt that hit you while in battle was the detonator! There's no way to turn this thing off!"
"Can you do it manually?" Sheik asked.
"Impossible! I specifically deigned so I couldn't deactivate it!" Inuyasha told Sheik.
"Why?"
"In case I fell into the wrong hands and was brain washed to help the humans!"
"Nice thinking," Sheik replied sarcastically.
"You had to get one last ass kissing before we died, didn't you?" Kagome asked.
Where Naraku is with the humans and demons…"Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop!"
"No! That's disgusting!" Naraku cried.
"Heh heh, let me try!"
"What are you doing? I've been violated!" Naraku screeched.
Er…back with the group…"Miroku, there's only one thing I can do." Shippo told him, bazooka in his hands.
"Hey! What the hell?" Miroku asked, really freaked out.
"Miroku, there's only twenty seconds left!" Sheik cried.
"If I blow you up before the bomb goes off, that means there's a small chance we will live," Shippo asked.
"You're not gonna kill me!" Miroku defended.
"But you're gonna die anyway when your wind tunnel sucks you up!" Kagome shouted.
"What can I tell ya? I'm scared."
"FIVE SECONDS!" The Sheikah reported.
"I'm sorry, Miroku." Shippo told him, bazooka raised once again.
"Man, you guys suck!"
A lone bullet then shot Shippo.
"What the hell?" The Kitsune shouted.
"Sorry private Shippo, but I always get my man. Sorry, mate." Sesshomaru replied.
"Uh, guys…" Sheik muttered, "I hate to interrupt, but…zero seconds."
"What?" Miroku asked, "Aw, son of a-"
The bomb then exploded, destroying the universe. Um…yeah…
In a place that looks like that black swirl-y thingy from the Twilight Zone where the gang is floating around in…
"The bomb must have gone off!" Inuyasha said.
"Where are we?" Shippo asked, "Are we dead?"
"I don't want to be dead!" Link shouted, "I want to be alive! Or…a cowboy!"
"Aw, dead? Tomorrow was 'All You Can Eat Chow Day' at Pizza Hut! And I wanted to eat all that I could!" Kagome whined.
"We're not dead, idiots!" Inuyasha shouted, "We're in a worm hole!"
The swirl-y thingy then began to disappear.
"This can't be good," Sheik said aloud.
"Heads up, boys! Prepare for impact!" The half-demon warned.
In some desert like thing…"Ugh…what happened?" Shippo asked.
"Hey, he's awake!" Jakotsu shouted.
"I still want to know why I don't get a laser gun…" Shippo muttered.
"Shut-up, you dumb ass." Sheik ordered.
"What the-?"
"He, hey, hey, there Miroku. You've been out a while." Sheik told him.
"And I though I was lazy." Kagome stated.
"What's going on? Who are you people?" Shippo asked.
"He has amnesia!" Jakotsu claimed, "Shippo! Don't worry! You are safe! You're with friends! We are your mortal enemies! Wait, that didn't sound right…"
"Shippo!" Link cried happily, "I am so glad you are alive!"
"Link?" Shippo asked, "You're still so dumb! But you look so different!"
"We are in the future! Things are very shiny here!" Link replied.
"You sure? Oh boy, I can't wait to hear this one…"
"Obviously, Kouga's weather Matrix with the combined power of bomb 21 and created an explosion so large, it caused a temporary rip in time that cascaded throughout-" Inuyasha began.
(Wow, big words for Inu.)
"Whoah, whoah, whoah, wait," Shippo interrupted, "I don't understand."
"Inuyasha, can we do the play now?" Jakotsu asked.
"Yeah!" Link cried.
"Yes!" Sheik answered.
"I don't want to do that dumb skit." Kagome complained.
"Fine, but only because I want to see Kagome be miserable." Inuyasha told them, "I miss the old days."
"Great!" Jakotsu shouted, "Places everyone!"
Later…"Humans Vs. Demons presents a Jakotsu play. Written and directed by Jakotsu." Jakostu announced.
"Can we just start?" Inuyasha complained.
Curtain Opens…
"Aaaannnnnnnd, action!"
"Hello, weary traveler. We represent the time line." Sheik said.
"I am the past," Inuyasha claimed, "Where things cost less, and people knew the value of a hard day's work. But they only lived to be twenty eight years old!"
"And I am the future," Sheik added, "Where people have no morals and emotions, but we have a bunch of kick-ass gadgets."
"And I'm the present," Kagome followed, "Which sucks. We have nothing cool and also no morals."
"And I am the helpful narrator," Jakotsu finished, "A faithless voice for lonely writers."
"That's not important…I think." Shippo shouted.
"Shut-up!" Jakotsu demanded angrily, "Stop audience, you're ruining my play! Ahem, everything was fine in the time line, until one day in the present."
"Why does bad stuff always happen in the present?" Kagome complained.
"Because that's where people do stuff!" Jakotsu answered, annoyed.
"Quit your bitchin'. I have monsters, high-tech wars that seem very important, but now it's trivial and stupid." Inuyasha stated.
"Yeah, well I have the apocalypse. That's way worse than what you two dim-(beeps) have." Sheik said, "Sorry, sir. Dim-(beep) was in character."
"Oh, well…bravo, Sheik." Inuyasha replied.
"One day in the present, terrible things happened." Jakotsu told Shippo.
"Enter stage left. Hello, I am stupid private Miroku, " Link said, "I am going to set off a big bomb now and totally mess things up for everyone because I am stupid! Turns around. Hello, present! I am going to set off a bomb up in you!"
"Don't do that!" Kagome replied, "Stupid private Miroku, that might kill me!"
"Thinks about this for a moment."
"Link! You're not supposed to read your stage directions!" Jakotsu told him.
"You said to read anything with my name in front of it!"
"Just the lines, not the actions! You're ruining my big opening!"
"I do not like what we are doing. I think you should talk to my agent." Link replied.
"This is stupid! I quit!" Kagome shouted.
"You can't quit! Wait!" Jakotsu then turned back to Shippo, "This has been a Jakotsu production." Jakotsu then ran off to get Kagome.
"Listen, Shippo. Your buddy Miroku set off a bomb which with combined with the weather machinery and Kouga made an explosion so large it destroyed the present!" Inuyasha informed Shippo.
"Destroyed the present?" Shippo asked, "Then where are we?"
"We're in the future, idiot," Sheik informed him.
"Aren't we in the present right now?" Shippo asked, "Aren't we always in the present?"
"Unbelievable, he can't cope with the truth," Sheik stated, "He's in denial!"
"That is so sad," Kagome stated.
"You're not listening!" Inuyasha complained, "The present has been destroyed! It no longer exists! We are in the future!"
"AAArrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh! That makes no sense!" Shippo wined.
"We're currently working on a short film to explain it. Tom Cruise has the script, and I hear he's vvveeerrrryyyy interested," Jakotsu claimed.
"Right," Shippo replied.