This chapter takes place before the planning of joining the Humans and Demons. I'll add others like this when I feel like it.
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At a snow-covered base in the mountains…
"Let me get this straight, you just GAVE the guy our flag?" A demon asked.
"C'mon, let's go get 'em!" Another exclaimed.
Same place, but where Sango, Miroku, Shippo and Link are…
"I think we have a minute before they see us…," Sango muttered.
"Well that doesn't sound good," Miroku stated, "Hey, Shippo! Which way to the human base?"
Shippo standing upon a large boulder to see, turned around, "I dunno," He plainly stated.
"What? But you're our navigator!" Miroku defended.
"Who said that?" Shippo asked, "It was just your idea to leave a trail of ice cubes to lead us back to the base…in the snow."
"Can you please hurry this up? I'm freezing," Sango wined.
"It's not that cold," Shippo stated, "Watch. Hey, Link. Try sticking your tongue to that flag pole again."
"I am not falling for that again," The Hyrulian replied through gritted teeth.
"Hey, if we're lost…," Sango began.
"We're not lost," Miroku told her, "We're just taking an alternative unexplored route and that we don't know the location of."
"People, it'd save us a lot more time if you just said "Lost!" Sango angrily inquired.
"No way," Miroku replied.
"Aw, ya getting' scared?"
"No way," He repeated.
"Aw, the big stwong man."
"No, because we're not girls," Shippo stated.
"Oh, hey look! A map!" Miroku pointed out, then ran over to get.
"Cool!" The Kitsune shouted happily.
"You are here," Miroku read aloud, "Good. At least now we know where we are."
"I already knew we where here! Thanks for nothing, map!" Shippo wined.
"Gettin' really cold, guys," Sango said.
"Okay, we came here by the department store… So we need to head back this way, and blue base will be there…"
"We need to go up?" Shippo asked, looking over the map.
"Up is North," Miroku replied.
"Looks like up."
"You're always just so- aw, forget it! I know where I'm goin' so just follow me!"
"I'm not going anywhere," Link said.
"What?" Miroku asked.
"My mom always said if I got lost I should just stay exactly where I am and she said she would come and find me!" Link replied proudly.
"Link, you've gotta be kidding me. We need to get back to the base. Mother is not coming," Miroku stated.
"I don't know about that," Shippo told him, "If I see his mom later tonight…"
"SHIPPO! Not now!"
"All right, I'll stay here a guard Link," Sango volunteered, "You guys go get the car."
"All right, fine!" Miroku pouted, "We'll be right back. C'mon Shippo. Let's head North. I mean up. I mean North. I mean- god damn it!"
In the Demon Base with Miroku and Shippo…
"What's this place? The demon base?" Shippo asked.
"Yeah, and look at that. The place is color-coded." Miroku pointed out, "Where did we park?"
"I dunno. Red?"
"Why would we park in red?"
"Security?"
"I remember seeing blue when we parked," Miroku stated.
"Yeah, because we wear blue… And Link was sitting on your lap. What does your parking ticket say?" Shippo asked.
"I left it in the car."
"What? Now someone's gonna break in and steal the ticket to save ten bucks on parking!" Shippo exclaimed.
"Have you ever heard about that happening once?"
"Wait, I remember now. You said you didn't want to pay ten dollars to park in here so we parked down the street!"
"Oh, right," Miroku said, "I am cheap."
The two then ran into a teleporter.
"All right, let's get this thing goin'."
Outside…
A destroyed city lies before the two, and they make their way up some stairs.
"What the hell is this?" Shippo asked.
A human base with beautiful fountains and waterfalls are seen decorating the base.
"I think it's a water fountain," Miroku inquired.
"Cool. I should've worn my bikini today."
"Shippo…"
"Just kidding! I don't even wear underwear…," Shippo muttered.
"Thanks for the, uh, imahe you've just created."
"Man," Shippo said, walking up to the door, "This human base is way better than our base. We should move here!"
"Yeah, it's nice," Miroku agreed, "Look at all that water."
"Does the demon base have any water?"
"I don't think so."
"What an advantage!" Shippo exclaimed, "We could slowly de-hydrate the demons and when they come over to get a drink, BAM!"
"When did you start thinking strategically?" Miroku asked.
"Eh, I just like being mean to people."
In the city streets…
"Okay, now THIS looks familiar," Miroku stated.
"Yeah, that's what you've been saying for seven blocks."
"Ah-ha! There's the car!" Miroku pointed, "I knew it!"
"I just bet Sango and Link have died from starvation by now," Shippo said aloud.
"Hey, look! A yogurt shop! Awesome!" The Kitsune exclaimed, running to it.
"I don't think they're open, Shippo!"
"I think you're right. Let's break in!"
"I am not breaking into a store to get you free yogurt," Miroku replied, jumping into the car, "C'mon, let's go."
"I can see the sprinkles, Miroku! Seriously."
"Yeah, that's great. C'mon, let's go. We'll come back later after we pick them up."
"Hey, can I drive?" Shippo asked, returning to the car.
"Um, let me think about that for a minute- NO!"
"Oh, all right," Shippo sighed.