Bring On the Rum

by Wicked Passion

Jack Sparrow has finally met his equal,when he raids a merchant ship and takes a young rich girl on as his captive.She's has the key to his treasure.But Jack and Peri are constantly at the others throats,can either survive the other? UPDATED

3. Naked and Sparrow

Disclaimer- I did not own Jack or anything else in the movie. But Peri, Patchs, Ben and the plot all belong to me matey, savvy?

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The water was freezing, as I swam torwards the little black smudge on the horizon. Patchs swam beside me, and I was glad for the company. The stupid... sheet! It was dragging me under as I fought to keep hold of it and my sword, and of course still swim. What did I really need this sheet for? Nothing! I was going to a deserted island, where I would probably starve to death or something and why did I need clothing? I couldn't eat this sheet could I? No! Okay, I'm just going to let it go and swim like crazy.

- 5 min. Later -

Okay so I'm not a fast swimmer. But at least I don't have that stupid sheet to slow me down. Maybe I should try and swim like Patchs. He seemed to be having fun at least. Well the water is warming with the rising sun. And I can probably make a little hut and have the island to myself! Do whatever I want! I'll be free of Jack Sparrow forever. Forever. I'm happy really! No I'm not- I'm angry. I WANT TO KILL THAT DAMN PIRATE FOR RUINING MY LIFE AND DROPPING ME INTO THE COLD SEA. Okay now that that's out, I feel much better. Okay. Okay. I need a plan. Well firstly I need to get to the bloody island. Then find food. Then plot to kill Jack Sparrow. No, not kill. Torture Jack Sparrow. And poor little Ben. How could Sparrow do this? Ben is to young to be on the sea by himself. He needs a mother. Or a mother-like figure. Someone to make sure he doesn't fall overboard or something. Ben needed me, and here I was swimming away to some blasted island. Wait- I can not be a mother to Ben! I'm only sixteen. No- It don't matter, Ben needs me.

And so as I finished this little conversation with myself, I was coming closer and closer to the island. And finally, as my muscles screamed into protest, my boot touched the sandy ocean floor. And just as I was about to crawl onto shore, modesty overcame me. I'm being stupid! No one can see me. The Pearl is anchored to far off for anyone to see anything- but. I looked behind me one more time, and satisfied that no one could see anything started to crawl up onto the sandy beach. Instinct maybe me look back one more time. And there- What was that? A little bobbing thingy. And it was coming very fast torward my small island. And slowly Jack Sparrow's head came into focuse. Oh gosh. He was coming after me. He was going to see me naked- if he hasn't already. But over my dead body would he see me again! And he couldn't take me back, naked. Just to throw me onto the decks of the Pearl which out a stitch of clothing and into the circle of leering pirates. I was so tired. My legs were screaming in agony. But I had to run. Run where? Into the dense forest of the small island. Good plan! Okay here goes---

::Point of View Changed::

Peri went to stand and was surprised as her wobbly legs gave way and she went flailing into the water. She wanted to throw herself a pity party, but Jack Sparrow was closing in. Her shaky strokes were nothing to his powerful ones, and he was making great time. Patchs had flopped over in amusment, waiting for his stomache to be rubbed as he watched his master crawl onto the beach and continue torwards the forest. Peri tried to stand once more, and achieved something close enough. She slowly made her way torwards the dark forest, and Patchs giving up on the belly rub followed her. She leaned slightly over him, and he didn't seem to mind. After a few minutes she was able to actually stand all the way up and walk. The jog. And finally she heard distant cursing. Jack was coming after her. She started running, and Patchs enjoying their little game followed her. She dodged trees and tripped over tree roots. She noted a large bush filled with sweet blue berries for later, but continued on, her stomache growling in protest. After about twenty minutes, running in diffrent direction constantly, she came to a small creek and spring. She bent to examine it closer, and cupped her hands to drink. Her breathe sounded ragged against the still silence of the forest.

Luckily the water was fresh, and warm from the hot carribean sun. Peri sighed as her muscles tensed and stung, but slipped into the small pool of fresh water. She couldn't remember the last time she had bathed in fresh water, and not the harsh salt water that dried and brought a rash to her sensitive skin. It was so peaceful here. The silence only broken by Patchs sleepy grunts and Peri's soft breathing. the small pool wasn't deep, and as she sat and relaxed on the mossy creek bottom, the sweet water rising only to her collar bone, she fell asleep at last. Hoping she didn't slip under and not wake.

When she finally awoke, night was falling around her. The water was cold, and she was water-logged. She climbed out stiffly and layed beside a sleeping Patchs. The ground was warm and littered with small flowers and grass. She grinned slightly, Sparrow still hadn't found her. And if there was one thing dog and master had in common, was the ability to sleep for hours at a time. So not wanting to destroy her record, she fell into a sound sleep, he body cushioned by the warm ground and her head resting on Patchs stomache.

Jack grumbled and muttered as he tripped over yet another tree root. Bloody Women. Bloody blasted island. He had been looking for her for hours. Dusk was quickly settling over the island, and still nothing. He was staring to worry over the wench, just a tiny bit. There were cougars, sudden drop off cliffs and more that the young wench could get herself killed with. Not that he actually cared about the girl- No Captain Jack Sparrow cared about no one except himself and the Pearl. He wasn't actually sure about which way would lead him to the beach that harboured the way to the Pearl. The sun had set, leaving nothing for him to navigate by. But he was Captain Jack Sparrow, and he could handle anything, so he wasn't worried. Well he thought he could handle everything, but when it came to Peri Taylorn he wasn't sure, though he'd never admit it. He'd just have to teach the girl a lesson. But don't worry, Jack Sparrow would never hit a woman. But swords was a diffrent thing...

Suddnely Jack heard a low growl, and froze. It sounded like a dog. A large dog. Peri's dog. Jack couldn't see anything, but heard the grow over the slow trickle of water. Now what did everyone call that blasted dog?

"S'ok Spots." Jack whispered, standing still in hopes of the dog not attacking him. "Er- I mean Patrick." That wasn't right either. Now what what that bloody dog's name. Pancake, Pans, Patchs? Patchs! He was smart. "Patchs!" He shouted a little too loud, but the dog semed satisfied.Jack stepped cautiously a little closer, peering into the darkness. If the dog was here, so what was Peri. Jack's jaw dropped open, as he saw a naked Peri laying on the forest floor. Everything in clear view. The gold necklace that probably held the key glittered like magic against soft, pale skin. Jack grinned to himself, he needed that necklace now, and there was only one way to get it.

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Jack tries to get Peri's necklace, while she's sleeping. Naked. Well Jack can't seem to keep his mind focused, and so when Peri latchs on to Jack mistaking him for Patchs, Jack is stuck between the ground and a naked woman. Not his worst ngihtmare. He doesn't want to move and wake Peri, but he's having obvious problems with a pretty girl laying on top of him. Naked. Jack is trying to stop himself, because he knows Peri is a virgin, and she hates him. And she's probably capable of castrating him. But Jack, the womanizer can't help himself, he hasn't been into Tortuga for pleasuable company in almost a month! So what happens when Peri awakes to find Jack kissing her? Well she kisses back. Then realizes who she's kissing, and Jack ends up losing intrest and rolling around on the ground.

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Okay a lot of writing mistakes but me beta reader quite on me. And I'm so tired since I wake up at 6 am and went to bed after 1 am, so that means 4-5 hours or less of sleep for school. And it's 11pm now, but had to get this chapter up! So please review! Click the button. Click It!