Bizarre Situations
Situation 3: Miroku's first meeting with Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: Slow reactions as ever.......Little brother.
Miroku: (Runs into view) InuYasha, matte! I have to say something!!
InuYasha: What now, lecher?
Miroku: (goes up to Sesshomaru and grabs his hands.) Will you bear my child? (A/N: Bet you saw that one coming)
Sesshomaru: I am a man you insolent fool!! (attempts to shove poison claws through Miroku's throat. Misses by several feet.) Dammit, my eye doctor was right. I DO need contacts. (A/N: But we bet you didn't see THAT one coming!)
Miroku: (In shock)I.....I thought.....that he was.......a woman.........I feel so stupid......
Kagome: aww.... Don't feel too bad. I thought he was a girl at first too.
Shippou: Me three.
InuYasha: I didn't know he was a boy until dad was dyeing and told me to be wary of my big brother.
Sesshomaru: (vein popping) You all seriously thought that I was a GIRL that entire time?!?!?!
Everyone else: Uh....... (nods)
Sango: (walks in) Hey! It's InuYasha's big sister! Hi!
InuYasha: That's HALF sister you know.
Sesshomaru: For the last time, I'm not a girl!!!
Others: (ignoring Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru: Are you listening to me?!
Kagome: (stands on tiptoes and pats Sesshomaru on the head.) Of course you're not a girl Sesshomaru, of COURSE you're not. (Crosses finger's behind back)
Others: (try not to laugh)
(5 Minutes Later)
Sesshomaru: (lying on psychiatrist's couch) And so (sniffs) I guess.....that's how it all began...(starts crying)
Kagome: (writing random things in a notebook) There, there...it's ok..... (turns to others and twirls finger around ear and mouths 'crazy'.)
End Bizarre Situation 3.