Disclaimer: I am proud (or, if you hate this one, not so proud) to say I wrote this one without the help of my friends! KUKUKU!!!! erm, anyways, I don't own InuYasha (cough, yet, cough)
On With The FIC!!!!!
Bizzare situation 4...
Situation: wrong hand...
Everyone: (standing in a field.)
(Still standing)
(Still standing)
(Grrrr.... still-)
Miroku- (hand takes a little trip)
Sango-(slaps Miroku)
Miroku- what? I cant help it, my hand is cursed!
Sango- wrong hand lech....(death glare)
Miroku- Well, you see...... erm...... uh....... um........ just give me one minute to think of a scapegoat.
Everyone else- (face faults)
Bwitched- (walks in) psst!
Miroku-(looks at them, considers asking THE question.)
Random member of Bwitched-(whispering) Blame it on the weather man!
Inu- Oi, Kagome, what's a weather man?
Kag- He's the guy that tells you what the weather is supposed to be and always ends up wrong.
Shippou- Always ends up wrong....... you mean like InuYasha?
Inu- (pummels Shippou)
Kag- Oswari!
Miroku- so, I should blame it on the, "sweater man"?
Sango- are you deaf? They said the whether man!
Grim reaper- No, I am death, KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKU!
Naraku- you want to bet?
Grim reaper- Bring it on! Your going down!
Pilsbury dough boy- No! You're both going down, hoo hoo!
Jaken- Wait, I wanna be the bringer of death! Jaken in a pink strapless thong bikini doing a strip teaser to I'm to sexy. (still don't own it, and would never want to own Jaken.)
Everyone else- (dies)
Jaken, yippee! I actually killed everyone! I'm so funderful! Wait a minute, shit, if everyone dies when I do that, that means-! (dies)
Weird Al Yankovik (sp?)- and everybody died, except for me, you know why? (Sings) Cause I had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full up right position! Yeah I had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full up right position! (Stops singing) wakawakadoodooyeah!(leaves)
A/N: Incase you didn't get that weird all part, it's from the weird al song called Albuquerque. And if you don't remember, Bwitched is a band that was popular about.... 5 years ago, when I was in third grade. Blame it on the weather man is one of their songs. Because of delay of update, I have a bonus for you!
The Bizzare Shorty
Kag- wanna hear a bizzare joke?
Readers- Yeah! (I've taken the liberty of putting words in your mouths.)
Kag- a man walks into a bar, Owch! That hurt!
Readers- (face fault)
YuniX-2 - Kagome, that was a bar joke....
Kag- oh.... oops....
Inu-(suppresses laughter)
Kag- Ouswari!
Inu- (thud)
Sesshomaru- (laughs and points at a fallen branch)
Kag- I'm guessing your half sister hasn't gotten glasses yet?
Inu- Nope.
A/N: Ok, well, gtg, not much to say except read and review or we'll have Jaken will hunt you down! Ja ne!
YuniX-2, the currently absent from my presence Spikesluv5, and the also currently absent from my presence TheAllMightyEnergizerBunny